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mortegon.bsky.social

@mortegon.bsky.social
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I'm literally just vibing. Interested in the ocean, plants and animals, and tabletop rpg's. Over 21 and too damn old for this. If you're not an asshole I already love you

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Zomb ✩ @thecraftyzombie.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
After seven years my gen 1 epic Pokemon cross stitch is finished. This is my masterpiece
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
A comic of multicoloured foxes. In this one, Blue is playing a game with his little brother, operating avatars which look like themselves, save for wearing historically accurate viking helmets. Blue has halted in place, while Little Bro turns around to look at him.
Blue: Bro, wait. My character is overloaded, I can't move.
Lil Bro: I have an idea. Turn PVP on.

As soon as player-versus-player -mode has been enabled, Blue is caught by surprise as Little Bro attacks him with a harpoon.
Blue: Okay, but wh- aaah!
Lil Bro: Harpoon!

 Not actually injured or hurt, Blue looks at his little brother in dismay, as Little Bro begins to pull his character along to the right direction by the harpoon rope.
Blue: What was that for?
Lil Bro: It works! You can't move, but I can move you!

Meanwhile in the real world, Green sits next to Blue, watching his laptop screen, as Blue continues playing.
Green: So now he's hauling you like a cargo sled?
Blue: Clever, wasn't it?
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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
The orc TF potions are done and up at orcdad.com ^_^ I'm really happy with how they came out!
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⭐️ Alina ⭐️ @alinalal.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
dark hour 🌙
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
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Real Life Comics @reallifecomics.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
Real Life Comic for March 15, 2024 buff.ly/4cgWB9d Live Long, and Prosper!
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mortegon.bsky.social @mortegon.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Yess monarch, kill
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ ❤️‍🔥 @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
black transgender rabbit boy goated with the paws (HE/HIM) 🏳️‍⚧️🐰
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Dan Talks Games @dantalksgames.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
I see a lot of #ttrpg advice about GMs who should just clearly write books because they just want to tell a pre-set story and their players don't care about their intricate homebrew setting etc. and while there are *grains* of truth to this, I feel it misses a lot of nuance. #dnd
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Anonsee Storyweaver 🕸️ @anons.ee · 12/03/2024
“Raise your left hand if you need me to stop” Ma’am that’s that nonverbal safe wording and you are not disabusing me of the notion that dentists are all Dom/mes
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
A mechanic slick with oil and blood, repairing her robot girlfriend by carefully grafting her own muscle onto the metal and wiring. She grows too weak to continue just as her girlfriend grows strong enough to finish their union. "Together we will become something useful."
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🎃 kiki 🎃 @kiki.whitecanof.monster · 09/03/2024
⚠︎ this is a checkpoint ⚠︎
You just got caught doom scrolling 
frog looks at you angrily
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Mae Dean @maegodhavemercy.com · 08/03/2024
In a prime example of “it’s not the voltage that can kill you, it’s the amperage”, I present THIS fuckin’ thing. My finger brushed against the red inner wire while I was adding grass to the hopper, and I felt like I got hit by a Mack truck. EVERY MUSCLE contracted at once. It runs on 2 AA’s.
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mortegon.bsky.social @mortegon.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
How dare I allow mental illness to interfere with my social hobbies. Surely I am both a huge asshole for allowing this and the only person this ever happens to
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mortegon.bsky.social @mortegon.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
I have literally already forgotten why I posted this
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mortegon.bsky.social @mortegon.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
I don't think it's possible for me to subskeet tbh. Not because I'm too good and pure or whatever, but because it would require me to hold two whole thoughts in my head, and that's a lot to ask of a bnuuy
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Inkling @printinkling.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
NEW TEE PREORDER Let's explore the stars together; seeking out new sits boldly going where no beans have gone before! Join the Intergalactic Space Beans today! Tees, hoodies, totes, stickers to rep your space-farer pride! Now- 11 March 2024 www.printinkling.com/shop/Interga... #bsnm #cats
The Intergalactic Space Beans insignia - a circular logo with the words Intergalactic (top) Space Beans (bottom). A pink angular paw print in the middle against a field of white stars., encircled by a shooting star. The word MEOW where the date would be the silly human Space Force logo. Seen here on Atlantic (a very deep bluegreen) tee, but many color options are availableA tote bag featuring The Intergalactic Space Beans insignia - a circular logo with the words Intergalactic (top) Space Beans (bottom). A pink angular paw print in the middle against a field of white stars., encircled by a shooting star. The word MEOW where the date would be the silly human Space Force logo.A sticker sheet featuring constellations beloved to space exploring cats - fishbones, kitty face, stars, mousie, paw, and an Inky logo
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loki~ 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ (he/it) @loki.moe · 04/03/2024
love women love women who are boys love boys who are women love me girlfriends love being a lesbian boyfriend simple as
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mortegon.bsky.social @mortegon.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
Oh I guess there's been more drama today; see y'all next week then. I'm like the groundhog seeing the looming shadow of discourse overhead and curling up in my nice warm burrow instead lol
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
skyline cleanse: mr kips running away from me because i tried to put a guinea pig skunk costume on him
a photo of my black and white rabbit wearing a too small skunk costume made for small mammals running into his litterbox
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$ex Toilet The Yin Yang Man @redicnomad.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
Was able to just grab a unclaimed copy of FF7, bakery nextdoor gave us free snacks and got some Mochi Donuts from this new place up the street. Then came home to a broken sink and Kah was like:
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 29/02/2024
i can only see pictures and emojis. this is a blissful experience
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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
This was supposed to be transphobic but it’s the coolest shit I have ever read.
Gender Identity is a religion in which each person worships themselves (or rather, their fantasy of themselves).
They are their own god and thus can create themselves in their own image.
They can manipulate their reality and others' perception of them.
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Anonsee Storyweaver 🕸️ @anons.ee · 29/02/2024
This is your reminder that if you have someone fully muted for posting/talking about something triggering to you, to go update your app, make a mute word for it, and unmute them finally. Reskeet this to tell your fellow posters 😌
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Appendix N Entertainment @appendixn.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
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Rick Griffin @rickgriffin.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
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mortegon.bsky.social @mortegon.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
Hi bluesky I hope you don't mind I let my beautiful child Trans Infighting wander around your site. I'm sure they're being very well behaved just like always; I'm so proud
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mortegon.bsky.social @mortegon.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Show a game that came out when you were 12. Love this game so much. It's one of my absolute favorites. It's aged like absolute milk and makes me so angry whenever I play it now. It was absolutely formative for me, but for none of the reasons the game itself wanted. 10/10
Cover art of Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4
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mortegon.bsky.social @mortegon.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
It is amazing to me just how unsexy strip clubs are. You can feel the insincerity oozing out of the lights and music, like if vegas casinos had little drawings of boobs on all their signs. Idk, maybe that's just me being generally uninterested in most sexual stuff?
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Petra Mohr @pemo.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
youtu.be/mSB71jNq-yQ?...
youtu.be
Attenborough: the amazing Lyre Bird sings like a chainsaw! Now in high quality | BBC Earth
The world is an amazing place full of stories, beauty and natural wonder. Jump in to BBC Earth's YouTube channel and meet your planet.You'll find 50 years wo...
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting on their phones with their backs towards each other, peacefully browsing memes.

Blue turns to look at Green, as Green asks him a question.
Green: What's the weirdest bird sound you've heard today?

Blue leans towards Green's phone to look at the screen as Green turns his phone around to show him something.
Blue: I haven't heard that many. Why?
Green: Behold.

Blue and Green continue looking at the screen as Green plays a viseo clip of an extremely strange bird call.
Blue: That is the weirdest bird I've heard today.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ ❤️‍🔥 @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
mini comic about bunny boys 🏳️‍⚧️🐇
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/02/2024
remember that plant you insisted on calling an egg? this is her now
eggplant in the shape of a torso with breasts
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking somewhere. Blue looks puzzled.
Blue: Was there something we were supposed to do? I feel like I've forgotten something.

Green raises his tail in sudden recollection.
Green: Oh right! I remember thinking "I should write this down so we won't forget it"!

Blue and Green look at each other.
Blue: Well, what was it?

Green looks down in defeat.
Green: ...I forgot to write it down.
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 20/02/2024
Yaaay
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mortegon.bsky.social @mortegon.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
"Are you a boy or a girl?" I'm the changeling faerie the midwife warned you about. I'm here to steal away and horde your names and genders
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Kara Jorgensen @authorkaraj.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
This is honestly what confuses me about the Internet. I can discuss writing as a craft or marketing without getting super heated. Sometimes I learn things or see perspectives I hadn't thought of. I think a lot of people are insecure and cannot handle opinions that might make them rethink their own.
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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Fuckin’ right. I was *more* violent and prone to outbursts *before* T, because I was fucking miserable. These days I’m pretty damn chill (unless I see some injustice happening, but I think that’s a good reason to get upset)
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mortegon.bsky.social @mortegon.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
I like my men like I like my coffee Full-bodied and achingly sweet
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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Good morning BlueSky 💖💖 Don’t forget to take care of yourself today. Hydration is important! And your body needs fuel, so eat a little something if you haven’t in a while 💖 Just in case you’ve forgotten, you’re gorgeous and have an amazing smile 💖
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mortegon.bsky.social @mortegon.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
I have been informed that I've failed to pay my bluesky entry taxes. Allow me to immediately rectify my crime by presenting the queen of the desk herself
A grey-tan calico with white belly, chin, and paws laying on her side with her eyes closed on a desk between a keyboard and two monitors.  She is extremely cozy and adorable
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Dr Craig R McClain @drcraigmc.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
Enypniastes sea cucumber form the deep Gulf of Mexico (2km). Among many deep-sea researcher, including my group, we refer to this as the headless chicken monster. Because when it swims it looks like a frozen chicken with flapping frozen wings. #Marinelife
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Freda Kreier (she/her) @fredakreier.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
🦑be still my beating heart 🦑
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joeymaier 🌊 @joeymaier.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
🦑 #marinescience 🌊🦦 #seaotter A baby sea otter was born that Shedd back in November, but he wasn't on display to the public until now
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The Shedd's Newest Baby Otter Is On Display To The Public — And He's Perfect
The pup has been at the Shedd Aquarium since late November, but he's been living behind the scenes until now.
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