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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

“How can you make fun of someone right after they died?” Me:

A screenshot from Starship Troopers of Michael Ironside’s character saying “I’d expect anyone in this unit to do the same for me.”

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Ollie @callollie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Don't forget to leave out Milk and cookies for George Washington, tonight.

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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

You cannot imagine how much of a pain its been getting this UFC thing warded properly. QBL is being more obnoxious than CIA about the setup. Guy they got coordinating it is still pissy about the time I took his legs off with a shotgun. Sleeping dogs, I say. #SWLRP

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𐕣 Ally the Unholy 𐕣 (ᴰⁱᵐ ᴹᵃᵏ) @allydoesthings.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

if you cant bust a nut to a 43 year old suburban house mom then thats a skill issue homie

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

We could have told you anima rockets were a bad idea for a whole bunch of different reasons. That wouldn't have been as funny, though. #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I don't know what everyone is making fun of that Pentagon video of an F-16 shooting down a balloon for. You don't give that motherfucker Pennywise even the slightest chance. The paperwork alone is reason enough for the caution. #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

There's a reason we don't invite dudes like this to our parties. Not only are their priorities whack as fuck, but they're too stupid to know they should keep their mouths shut about it.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

always the bridesmaid who mysteriously disappeared after being locked inside a hope chest and now haunts the church grounds still waiting to catch the bouquet, never the bride

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Oh, come on, now. AI's not gonna take all your jobs. It's just gonna make all your jobs more unbearable and soul crushing. Big difference.

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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

chekov: if a gun is present in the first act, it must be used in the third act. judge: counsel, please remind your client AGAIN, that is not a valid defense

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Mayday Trippe @maydaytrippe.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

me when i get shot

Old comic panel. A man is shot by another man and exclaims "UGH, I'M SHOT AND I DON'T LIKE IT!"

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Everyone knows that space was made up by Big Globe to sell more round. #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

The key word in the phrase 'Benevolent conspiracy' is 'benevolent.' The ones that aren't benevolent end up in email dumps with molotovs being thrown at their houses. I say this right now for no particular reason, whatsoever. #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Attention all agents: King Kugel has been spotted on L17. Floors 12-25 are currently on lockdown. Your orders are to shoot on sight. I repeat: Shoot on sight. Containment teams have been dispatched, magicians en route. This is not a drill. #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Some random hobo in California the minute my team gets done seeding fake meteor fragments in Texas: #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I get ya'll wanna make fun of chuds, but if ya'll decide you'd rather make fun of the chuds than stay strapped, we're not gonna bail you out when the literal demon worshipping psychopaths who run the mundy gov get handsy. Benevolent conspiracies are only so benevolent. #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Today's Color out of Space is: Milk-and-Water If you notice a lone skull on the side of the road, listen close for the sound of clicking. The spring thaw will sometimes reveal the remains of missing persons lost in the snow... its also when skullriders are the most hungry. #swlrp

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Today's color out of space is: Sable If you notice a strange looking flock of birds in the distance moving much too close to the ground, get inside immediately. Nobody wants to run afoul of a flock of Tuyul. #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Today's Color out of Space is: Medallion Whats old is new, again. In Jurassic park, they cloned dinosaurs from a mosquito trapped in amber. What will they clone from a technofossil? Best not to ask. Avoid junkyards for the next 48 hours. #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Oh, also, Happy Cordova Ice Worm day, everyone! #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

People really out here answering emails from any random asshole, huh? Do none of you quality screen these motherfuckers? No wonder we have kompromat on all of you. Jesus christ. #SWLRP

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JimmyTheRabbit @jimmytherabbit.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

w00t! Heartbreaker #SecretWorldLegends run is finished!

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Today's Color out of Space is: Lovat The room feels cluttered, but you can't bring yourself to throw anything away. Where did you even get all this stuff, anyway? Was it always like this? Be on the lookout for false friends... they're anything but friendly. #SWLRP

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

They're insisting that mutual aid is a sign of some large dark money network because a lot of them cannot imagine giving something to strangers for free

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Today's Color out of Space is: Greige They say there's no straight lines in nature, but this is patently false. In fact, there seem to be even more straight lines, lately. Avoid direct eye contact with the sentient polyhedrons. They hate having to explain themselves. #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Whiteout teams, be advised, we're expecting a larger than usual number of snow serpents moving with the storm. All units are expected to prioritize defending Shael and Sol tier assets. Brute Resources is already seeding countermeasures for Dol and lower tiers. PR will wipe down the rest. #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

If they don't end up dead, we usually shunt our least promising candidates off into federal agencies to offload the hassle of dealing with their incompetence while still making them feel special, but even our worst prospects aren't bad enough to end up in THAT federal agency. #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Just gonna throw it out there that we're well aware of exactly what you took while everyone was distracted, and we highly recommend you put it back. You probably know why, by now. #SWLRP

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Vomher ๑◕‿◕๑ @vomher.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

HAPPY NEW YEAR, #SECRETWORLDLEGENDS SWEETLINGS.

Times Square lies in ruin. Atop One Times Square sits the customary ball dropping flagpole. Instead of the normal Times Square Ball, there is an enormous and colorful bee piñata smiling down at Times Square below as it rings in the New Year with a bright shower of gold fireworks and confetti. The golden fireworks leave golden smoke in their wake, the Beehemoth surrounded by a golden glow. Far above the Beehemoth is a bright golden flare of light in the dismal dark sky. This is the Manhattan Exclusion Zone from the game Secret World Legends. Gaia persists and so do we. Happy New Year, sweetlings!

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Much as I would have preferred that Times Square nonsense hadn't happened, seeing how shit the QBL building's remodel ended up always makes me laugh. Like, we didn't even do that. That L was all theirs. #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

This year, Magus Abendroth will be leading the 'Letting the Old Year Out' ceremony at the obsidian gate at precisely 12:01 AM. Additionally, Director De La Guardia will be leading the "Machine Gunning the Old Year" ceremony, starting promptly at 12:05 AM. BYOMG. #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Section 12, 14, and 29, please report to Audit room J-15 for briefing. Once again, I am reminding you not to bring anything with you that measures time. We do not need another New Years Eve temporal paradox on our hands. The one from last year is still looping in containment. #SWLRP

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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Today's Color out of Space is: Cosmic Latte Klüver Constant is expected to be less constant for the next 48 hours. Beware of lattice formations beneath your eyelids; the longer they're there, the more likely something will climb them. #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

((The work continues. New additions to my SWL inspired playlist include Made By Tsuki, Aesthetic Perfection, Memphis May Fire, and Wage War! #SWLRP )) open.spotify.com/playlist/51U...

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Don't worry about the continued consolidation of megacorps. We'll make sure all the kids play nice. Scout's honor. #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I feel like I should brush up on my pole vaulting skills so I can stay on the rocks. #SWLRP

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TSW Database @tswdb.com · 18/11/2025

Merry Samhain, sweetlings! A jumpscare for those unaware: Secret World Legends’ Samhain 2025 event has been quietly extended and is now ending on 19 November 2025 at 12:00:00 PM EST (17:00:00 UTC)! If you have a broken "The Broadcast - Tier Three" and haven't petitioned yet, petition ASAP!

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

A sentient soundbite has escaped into the air ducts on L33. Vents have been sealed and its currently trapped in section 6. Shelter in place; Applied Memetics has a handler coming down to scoop it back up. #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

If you ever had any doubt as to why we have to run the show, around here, just look at how many people are convinced that free bus fare will end civilization as we know it. #SWLRP

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Jacob Ritter @mornscreek.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

The FAA won't notice for obvious reasons, but some of you might. Try not to pay any attention the unusual air activity over western PA for a few hours. We're gonna be doing some... maneuvers. Yeah, we'll go with that. #swlrp

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