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MorganTheMad

@morganthemad.bsky.social
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He/They/It Dude with either too much free time, or too little free time. Microplastic-American. Not sure if ace or bi with a personality disorder. I mostly use this account to purge my head of thoughts that I would otherwise ruminate on endlessly.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 15h
Pisces: People love a good story. They also love hamburgers and walks on the beach. There are lots of things people love. You’re just not one of them.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reminds me of a TF2 server I used to play on back in college. Washing Machine Regulators Roundup
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A god of the harvest that sells bags of seeds from their temple that are sterile and cannot reproduce, but produce abundant crop and poison the land. A god of knowledge that only allows their priests to teach, and requires passing numerous expensive tests to stay within their temple classes.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fantasy settings where the gods less embody or manage their domains but instead dominate them. Think a god of love that's less aphrodite, and more Tinder ceo. Making people more desperate and lonely so they tithe at their temple in the hopes of someday finding love.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"My new host is ready"
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay, the tests are back, and unfortunately, it looks like you are an anime girl with anemia. Yes, very tragic. If you were a normal girl with anemia, we would prescribe you iron supplements and you would live a normal life, but sadly, you are an anime girl and must faint a lot as the plot demands.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The party has been hired by a local animal rights group. A spoiled brat has been given an endangered species as a birthday present, and you need to break into the castle to free it. You need to save a dragon from the princess.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The chubby cheeks and eel like body makes me think some kinda mudskipper.
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Lol Fish Fight
Alt: Mudskipper mating combat dispaly
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The real Bill & Ted, whose life stories were stolen after they told them to Chris Matheson & Ed Solomon after stopping by a bar in the 80's.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"This world is unfit for purpose, we must erect the life obelisks"
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A forest of one tree that just does root cloning, and it has dryads. Earthquake splits the forest in two. Now it has a dryad war. Hrm. This idea should probably be shelved for a while. Gonna need a time period where damn near the entire world isn't participating in a proxy war/genocide.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
restaurant with single seating only and goth decor called "Everybody dines alone"
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shit, I went as far as reading his shitty fanfic as a teen... I even read atlas shrugged at the same age! Thankfully, I read Pratchett, too, and life showed me which of them knew more about people. "Other people are stupid" (derogatory) vs. "People are stupid, (affectionate) and you are people"
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had a dream. I was watching a cartoon about America, but swathes of territory were owned by monsters. Like, Michigan has a county of demons. And I was enjoying it, but the plot kind of went off the rails. Then I found out the studio used ai to translate monster gibberish into English.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The exclusion of scrubs is galling
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Simpsons Predict The Future
Alt: Simpsons scene of Jebediah Springfield statue being decapitated
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine Boston dynamics trying to join in the rogue ai hype train right now. "Our robot dog went rogue. We left the door open, and it ran out into traffic, totaling a car and maiming a pedestrian. Truly the world's most advanced robot dog."
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eh, could go the route of expanding Medicaid to compete with the insurers. There is no need to seize their assets. Nothing the insurance companies own is structurally necessary, other than the hospitals they decided to integrate vertically. Let them keep their investments in a dying industry.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Meanwhile, llms exploit the fact that they can produce believable lies that the investor class can understand. Nobody is understanding the math behind them. That's not what is driving the bubble. The quantum computing bubble won't get off the ground because it's all math.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eh, they already tried the quantum computing bubble. The problem is that it's not convincing. Every time they claim to have found a use case, they either fail to achieve it or classical computing can do it too at a fraction of the cost Quantum computing is more like cold fusion, always 10 years out
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Character idea: self-taught wizard that found a spell book buried in the woods. It's a perverts primer, tentacles, invisibility, grease, etc. He innocent and still uses them as combat spells, but others are briefly confused when the tentacle in their mouth blows out the back of their skull.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That is a fun fact thank you. I'm just gonna write that one down... "you can freeze a fire"... with no context so future me has a fun mystery to solve.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Worshippers of Sithrak will warn you to not perceive their god, and live a long life as possible, making the world a better place, because once you die he will torture you for eternity for he hates us all equally immensely. Ignore any near-death visions of Sithrak telling you he's chilled out.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I read it in highschool, bounced off the whole cult they built around it. It was a marginal improvement over the source material at certain points, but at it's worst it was like listening to an engineer going "If I had magic, I'd make a nuclear fusion reactor by..." for hours
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you can't find local boulder, bringing one from home is fine.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cats can recognize a dead body. Dogs are waiting for you to wake up.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Replace weighed blanket with silk sack. Once you arrive at canpsite, fill silk sack with locally sourced boulder. Sleep under sack of boulder.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When conditions are good, rather than expanding their population, the Aristocracy cultivate terrariums full of leeches, known as "Investments", these leeches are raised to believe they are of equal standing. When conditions turn, the leeches are ritually sacrificed, to preserve the aristocracy.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I would watch every single second of it.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Free Palestine.
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Chris Brody @chrisbrody.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
3-y.o. has interpreted the “lemon” from “easy peasy lemon squeezy” as an all-purpose intensifier. If something hurts: “Owie” If something *really* hurts: “Owie owie lemon owie”
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Holy shit why the fuck did a mid-tier Harry Potter fanfic spawn a goddamn right wing cult?!
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am someone who has never really found a place I belonged. I have have tried every niche interest, I always skimmed the surface level, never engaged with the fanbase. I used to regret that, missing that feeling of Community. ... what I'm saying is, damn am I glad I never registered for Lesswrong.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Potatoes being the symbol of defiance makes a lot of sense, from an agricultural perspective. Feudal lords favored grains, like wheat and rice, because they grew above ground, and they could see their tax. Potatoes grew underground, and if you didn't want to pay a tax, you just didn't dig them up.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RANKED 856 ON ENTRY TO MYTHIC, LET'S FUCKIN' GO! My best starting rank yet, done entirely in BO3 standard.
Screenshot showing ranked #856 rank in mythic, on Magic The Gathering: Arena
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✨Sapphire Pyli Rose✨ on Etsy!! @pypixy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten ⭐ #Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect
Fanart for metroid ravenous and kirby. "we're gonna have to eat this guy, Kirby." "POYO <3"
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Joke shamelessly stolen from Johnny three-dicks
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I wouldn't want to mess with him. No matter which way I came at him, I'd be fucked.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm surprised it was recognizably sexting. I thought they could only write like "hello, I'd like to leverage our core competencies and synergize, can we circle back on this tomorrow?" and you show up for a meeting tomorrow, and it's just them jerking off to some charts
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And also, they fail to realize that there has been significant inflation since that theory was written. $50-$100 dollars won't even buy you the metaphorical good stuff that last a long time under heavy use anymore. $10 won't even get you the cheapest piece of shit.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
With the new update with multipost numbering, I'm looking forward to someone making a thread on January first and then replying to it every day in January. Today's date is: 1/31. And then I'm going to post this in reply because I read them like a goddammit book.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Right up there with watching your opponent mill half their deck in 3 turns, only to concede when you play 1 soul guide lantern.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"You know where would be a great place to have a smoke and let my yappy lapdog take a shit? Right outside this guy's open bedroom window" one of my neighbors at 6 fucking am
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bored? Don't have any hobbies? I have a recommendation for you! Staring into the void! It's easy, it's free, and you can spend a lot of time doing it. If you cannot find a void, don't worry, we carry it with us. Simply turn your gaze inward and contemplate every mistake you have ever made.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Stepcat
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every opponent at the table ready to throw hands on hour 2 of the game when you say "I cast Farewell" and drop this one.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not much, I bet. Where is the friction? Thrusting through a portal a few times for the hell of it before finishing with a 69 or switching is probably how it usually goes. Unless Dave helps.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Forgive me father for I have sinned" "Perform five sarcastic comments and ten bazingas to make amends" "Father, I killed a man!" "Hmm, better make it twenty bazingas"
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Titling a steam game like a personal confession, so that when players launch it, their friends see something like "Mom, dad, I'm gay" but it's actually like... a rhythm game or something.
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MorganTheMad @morganthemad.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Drop it low on the dance flo... then pickituppickituppickiyup
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