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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍

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Fan of the absurd 😀 Eater of the toast 🤗 Owner of bad taste 🤮 Get 2 of his books free here: morgandelaney.info/newsletter

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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How F Scott Fitzgerald's close shave led to a publishing deal... #funny #onthisday #talltales #alternativehistory #comedyshorts #strangehistory #mockumentary
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just updated the Robinson Crusoe to add the missing bit about the Silent Turtles and my great-great-grandfather, Fry Delaney
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Christopher Lee & Peter Cushing lose The Mummy, but find The Sisters... #alternativehistory #comedyshorts #strangehistory #mockumentary #funny #onthisday #talltales
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just finished writing up what happened Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing visited the three most beautiful girls in Ireland before shooting The Mummy...
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 23/09/2026
My relentless assault on your good nature and your Autumn/Winter shopping list is beginning... Bookshop.org is offering a 20% discount on pre-orders of The Taper Man until 27th of this month (code below). Get 'em while they're hot!
Purple card with the Taper Man book jacket - a silhouetted man in a long coat and hat walking pensively with hands behind his back from left to right, set in a hazy beam of light against a monochrome silver nitrate US flag hung vertically with the stars top right. TEXT BOX: 20%
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23-27 Sept. Supporting Indie bookshops. T&Cs apply etc etc.
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David Barnett @davidmbarnett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TWISTED PIKE is published by @canelobooks.bsky.social on October 1st. Back to where it all began. The cycle is complete.
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today's Typo Dictionary Entry: Diostance, n. The language in which new-born babies attempt to communicate God's message to humanity before it fades away to be replaced by human languages.
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's a great day to start nicitating!
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The biggest ever feast was called King Richard's Feast for a reason... #alternativehistory #comedyshorts #strangehistory #mockumentary #funny #onthisday #talltales
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today's Typo Dictionary Entry! Civotira, n. (proper) Cleopatra's sister. The one who bathed in goat's cheese.
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Mark Stay @markstay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The End of Magic audiobook narrated by Dan Calley is out today!!! rbmediaglobal.com/audiobook/97...
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today is your last chance to get Louise McLaughlin's Discovery for FREE, by the way... www.amazon.com/dp/B0DZ2R62DH
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 21/09/2026
You just cannot get a good photo of this creecher
a fluffy black cat rolling around on her favourite thing, the orange loveseat in the office. her mouth is open as she says "arf!" she is upside down.
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In this week's blog post I go completely potty... medium.com/@morgan_dela...
A vintage black and white photo of a man with his hands to his head, looking distraught and saying, "Pots happening to me?"
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Madeleine Swann @madeleineswann.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Signed copy from me!
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spot the typo quiz! I wrote: "You can't cook with 9, wither." But did I mean: a. You can't cook with 9, either? b. You can't cook with 9, Mr Withers? c. You can't cook with 9, with her?
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bretton Woods meets Bland Allison, and Britain drops gold standard... #funny #onthisday #talltales #alternativehistory #comedyshorts #strangehistory #mockumentary
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jeeves and Wooster first appear when Wodehouse's love life goes bang... #funny #onthisday #talltales #alternativehistory #comedyshorts #strangehistory #mockumentary
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
TownSquare just got better! You can now feed the birds on your own website! townsquare.cauenapier.com
townsquare.cauenapier.com
TownSquare, a tiny presence layer for websites
TownSquare adds a small shared place to your website where visitors can see each other, walk around, and chat.
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Quiz time! I wrote, "The reverend’s shoulders sluped." What did I mean? a. The reverend’s shoulders sluRped (ew!) b. The reverend’s shoulders sluMped c. The reverend’s shoulders, sTupId!
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The perfect endless loop ad!
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
First show is TOMORROW in Pocklington. Or, if you're reading this tomorrow, today!
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GHOULISH BOOKS WILL KILL YOUR PARENTS @ghoulish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For years we have threatened to release a GHOULISH BOOKS WILL KILL YOUR PARENTS sh!rt and now the time has come to make good on that threat. Ships in November. Pre-order now: ghoulish.rip/product/ghou... Artwork by @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social
neon pink text: GHOULISH BOOKS WILL KILL YOUR PARENTS. there's a monster hand holding a knife dripping green blood.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not sure I managed to persuade Russell Howard that pyrite is cool. Fool's gold fans, back me up. Full Episode here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaX0...
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pre-order links for THE HYENA: quantick.substack.com/p/the-hyena-...
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today's Typo Dictionary Entry: icussion, n. A driver who always blinks right before turning left to make sure people are paying attention to them.
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Sylvain Neuvel @neuvel.net · 14/09/2026
Why do the AI scam emails summarize my book for me? Imagine they were targeting restaurants instead. "Your pizza contains sauce and cheese, and sometimes, but not always pepperoni. I specialize in connecting eaters with unique and interesting food, like pizza with cheese."
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lot of talk about milky-wilky today. In my book, I mean.
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What was David Bowie's real name? And why did he fear a pirate's curse? #funny #onthisday #talltales #alternativehistory #comedyshorts #strangehistory #mockumentary
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In today's blog post, I compare Skeletor's sidekick to my two uncles: Big Daddy Delaney, and... the one we don't talk about. morgandelaney.info/hyrax/
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Chew On This - Morgan Delaney
Consider my two uncles. They both went to prison for the same crime. But one of them had it much easier than the other...
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I really feel like I should drink less coffee at the moment, but how?
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today's Typo Dictionary Entry: dure, v. To wish one were a huge body of water caused by an inexplicable sense of nostalgia at the sight of the ocean.
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frank n furter @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
please check out these super-cute linoprint illustrations I created for @nationaltrust.org.uk's locations across Wales, because I am v proud of them frankduffy.co.uk/project/nati...
an illustration of spooky things - a fire with witches dancing around it in sheepskins, a tailless black sow, a headless floating white lady, some carved turnips and a fairy, all surrounded by apple pealings
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David Demchuk 👻 (he/him) 📚 @daviddemchuk.com · 14/09/2026
Lovely news: The Butcher’s Daughter has been nominated for Newfoundland’s Killick Capital Fiction Award. Congrats to @corinneleighclark.bsky.social @sohopress.bsky.social and me 🖤
Longlist for Newfoundland’s Killick Capital Fiction Prize - the salt box olive, the beltane massacre, seal of salvage, vigil, and the butcher’s daughter
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why did Bishop Gore hate the Welsh? And how was he beaten by a dog? #funny #onthisday #talltales #alternativehistory #comedyshorts #strangehistory #mockumentary
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today's Typo Dictionary entry: digitsit, n. An anticipatory burp before eating
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Which Beatles' tour ended with Macca in bed with his best friend's mum? #funny #onthisday #talltales #alternativehistory #comedyshorts #strangehistory #mockumentary
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nothing will prepare you for picture 10 www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
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Check out this 3 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom detached house for sale in Station House., Station Road, Bleasby, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire NG14 7GD, NG14 for £75,000. Marketed by Auction House, Covering Notts and Derby
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today's Typo Dictionary entry: sdissect, n. The collective noun for a spider's left legs.
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Help keep the magazine with the best name going!
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Who created the 1st computer bug? Any why bigger isn't always better... #funny #onthisday #talltales #alternativehistory #comedyshorts #strangehistory #mockumentary
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 08/09/2026
ANYWAY WICKHILLS IS COMING OUT TOMORROW it is an BOOKE (it is not a novella, you can read page counts, I know you can) And the LAUNCH PARTY IS ON THE 15TH so you better BE THERE OR BE A RECTANGULAR THING (also I am trying to make arrangements to livestream it, stay tuned) 🫡
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In this week's blog post I discuss skeleton racers. Real ones. Unfortunately... morgandelaney.info/skeleton-rac...
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Go On, Sport. Break My Heart - Morgan Delaney
Brilliant! I love horror and skeletons and things. Imagine! Skeletons in cars! Going really fast and crashing!
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Busy weekend, but I managed to thoroughly listen to Mr.Phylzzz's Fear the Lord, and can confirm it is in fact 2026's Album of the Year tinnitist.com/2026/09/03/a...
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Albums Of The Week: mr.phylzzz | Fear The Lord - Tinnitist
Formed in 2015 and signed by Amphetamine Reptile in 2019, Chicago duo mr.phylzzz are one of the only active bands on the legendary label's roster besides Melvins. Clad in cheap suits, vocalist/guitari...
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Very much enjoyed Hokum at the Fantasy Filmfest this weekend
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Horror
ALT: Horror
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why did Led Zeppelin tour Denmark? And why did they need a new drummer? #funny #onthisday #talltales #alternativehistory #comedyshorts #strangehistory #mockumentary
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David Barnett @davidmbarnett.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is not a drill! TWISTED PIKE now available to request on Netgalley! www.netgalley.co.uk/catalog/book...
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Twisted Pike
NetGalley helps publishers and authors promote digital review copies to book advocates and industry professionals. Publishers make digital review copies and audiobooks available for the NetGalley comm...
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Victoria Strauss @victoriastrauss.com · 03/09/2026
I know I already posted about this...but to reiterate: Anthropic copyright settlement authors, PLEASE contact me (Writer Beware) if your publisher is making a claim on a book whose rights have reverted, or claiming anything other than a 50/50 split on an in-contract book. beware@sfwa.org
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Morgan Delaney Writes Books You Probably Won't Like 👍 @morgandelaney.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
... ooh! And a Queenadreena *Remix* album from earlier this year? What am I doing with my life that I missed all this?
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