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Tim Stoltzfus

@morefuntim.bsky.social
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Comic retailer, game retailer, Magic player, movie and book lover, person who takes everything 5% too seriously. Too weird for the normies. Too normal for the weirdos. Always the wrong guy. Let's fucking go.

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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 11h
That was as shocking a game as I can remember.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 11h
I will be glued to my chair next Thursday and will be happy to e-mail you a minute by minute breakdown. ...but if you decline that offer I understand.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 12h
Andrew Johnson being one of the top five worst presidents ever is an underrated fact. He was not removed from office after impeachment only because the deciding vote in the Senate said he did not want to be the first person responsible for removing a President from office.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 14h
I was doing my best to be a good host in my home town. Turned out to work out pretty well :)
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 15h
Jermaine is a Good Dude. Lucky to know @lordretail.bsky.social and have had time to hang with him over the years. And honestly, his work ethic and passion makes even this workaholic feel like a piker in comparison.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 20h
Considering Edison mostly made his name and money by stealing Tesla's name and inventions...uhhh actually kinda accurate!
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's also a segment of the population who wear their hate of everything like a badge of pride. Exhausting fucking way to exist.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wonder if he understands that issue five of an ongoing series does not need six covers.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyway, here's Wonderwall
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My extremely inebriated friend Patton Oswalt narrates the epic saga of The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota on a brand new episode of DRUNK HISTORY! youtu.be/afXtQ6ghzsA?...
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The Biggest Ball of Twine (w/ Patton Oswalt) - Drunk History
YouTube video by Comedy Central
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With today's Dr Who announcement, I'm reminded of this classic. "It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism." And if a pre school cartoon gets that? I'm in. I'll watch it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9P4...
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Craig Ferguson - The lost "Dr. Who" cold open.
YouTube video by The Local Shredder
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok I have actually zero idea, so I look forward to the answer :)
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw it on Friday and am still unsure how I feel about it. But I definitely don't think it was terrible/a waste of my time. It has my mind still percolating and, well, that is a compliment. I've spent two hours watching far worse things. 😆
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm in the middle of a new creative endeavor and... yeah. The exploration and learning is what makes the whole thing worthwhile. Fuck "A.i."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
remarkable piece of journalism. really worth reading.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I loved that movie. The ending absolutely sticks it. Scary, but also a really thoughtful meditation on grief and loss.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah I don't know if it is a good movie... but I certainly enjoyed the ride and it left me with some things to chew on. Even if it was a wiff, it was an interesting one.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let me introduce you to the greatness that is Jesse Welles. www.youtube.com/watch?v=61I4...
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"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't know enough to know how silly or not Sliwa is being here, but I'll say this - Before COVID I hated needles and they freaked me out. Few weeks back I went to the doc and they said "Four vaccinations today?" "Yep. Load me up and let's do this." Also, tetanus shots still suck the most.
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 02/10/2026
therapists email virus scanner 🤝 "you have a dangerous attachment"
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Back when Planar Chaos (and Future Sight) came out, Rosewater wrote about how the shifted cards in each set were a sort of a "What if?" thing. Damnation turned into a reprint staple, but cards like this popping up in this context makes flavor sense to establish where this Akroma exists.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And today I discovered kanopy, thanks for sharing! This looks great.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of the great things about Frank Turner shows, and especially Lost Evenings, is his opening bands are consistently excellent. Like The Iron Roses here - www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-sh...
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The Iron Roses || MOLOTOV NIGHTS (official music video)
YouTube video by The Iron Roses
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They turned on Mister Rogers many years ago. It is even in a documentary done on him after he passed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUs-...
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Fox News says Mister Rogers turned kids into special snowflakes
YouTube video by Registered Just To Post This
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am still amazed that WotC hasn't printed a starter cube product. There's only thousands of examples of pauper and peasant cubes they could easily reprint at a modest price and then suggest upgrades via an insert and online articles. And of course the cube community would modify the heck out of it.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But you said it wouldn't rain! 😆
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mcc @dryad.technology · 01/10/2026
Video games are RUINING gaming. RT if you think gaming was better before games
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yardwork quotes too!
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I respect your optimism 😆
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And that was BEFORE I got to the Absolute Batman short boxes 😆
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Making him chief of staff was one of many of Obama's eff-ups. You put the guy in charge of the Chicago Democratic political machine in the White House? The notoriously corrupt Chicago Democratic machine that has been unkindly compared to Tammany Hall? That's stepping on a rake day one.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jace and Niv-Mizzet
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mail day! My personal favorite horror this year in a year packed with good ones already. Utterly ruthless allegory of spousal abuse and generational family trauma and how they consume everything within reach if left unchecked. Can't wait to watch it again.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There is a modern exemption in general - best embodied on the Outlaw Country channel on Sirius XM. Just because the radio air play and arena fillers suck ass, doesn't mean the spirit of Nelson, Jennings, Cash, et al is dead. For example, Jesse Welles www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwz1...
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The Nerd Reich
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get started at that URL as a classic search. On that landing page is a yellow button to add the extension. Easy peasy :)
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I started using duckduckgo's "A.i."- free search a while back and love it. You can also install it as a browser plug in so it defaults to that style. noai.duckduckgo.com
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DuckDuckGo No-AI: Private Search Without AI
DuckDuckGo private search with all AI features turned off. The classic results you expect. Always private.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know the Nirvana shirt with the X-eyes smiley face? Yeah I've chatted with younger people who just assumed Nirvana was a clothing brand. 😆 Again, don't blame them a bit. I find the generational difference fascinating and fun to explore.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Try explaining the pop culture bomb that was Nirvana and grunge to a 21 year old today. I have because I hire young people to work my stores. It's not their fault, but they have no frame of reference for events like that. But they do keep me keen on the next cool thing, and I enjoy that.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My traditional bad pun response.
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Get out
ALT: Get out
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This thread. Also, as a store owner, a UB HP set would, at best, permanently bifurcate the player base. There will be stores who ban HP cards. And stores who allow them will see a chunk of their player base just disappear. It is a terrible business choice.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It is important to note here, even if you don't get this survey, many important people at WotC are readily accessible via e-mail and e-mailing them to let them know your thoughts is important, too!
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Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Laughing Cow has replaced its mascot’s smile with a straight face on some packaging The new packs read “We need to talk,” but the company says she’ll explain “when she’s ready”
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am a lifelong gambler. As soon as I turned 18 I was in a casino in Atlantic City. And I am 100% with you. I learned to moderate and set limits long ago. The access is the problem. Letting gigantic corps with predatory algos sit in people's pockets is utterly insane and should be banned.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah nationwide thing. Only reason I have mine is because my distributor is in town and got theirs late yesterday and I was able to make the 2.5 hour round trip drive
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What, no Zork? 😄
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know this because I'm a huge fan of The Thing and part of its box office failure was blamed on E.T. :)
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Last week I got those and hepatitis and tetanus all at once. My arms were quite sore the next day 😆
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm ready for Lost Evenings IX this week. Figured I've been in this state for 30 years, getting this specific style of tattoo for the event was appropriate.
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