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Tim Stoltzfus

@morefuntim.bsky.social
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Comic retailer, game retailer, Magic player, movie and book lover, person who takes everything 5% too seriously. Too weird for the normies. Too normal for the weirdos. Always the wrong guy. Let's fucking go.

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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't know enough to know how silly or not Sliwa is being here, but I'll say this - Before COVID I hated needles and they freaked me out. Few weeks back I went to the doc and they said "Four vaccinations today?" "Yep. Load me up and let's do this." Also, tetanus shots still suck the most.
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 02/10/2026
therapists email virus scanner 🤝 "you have a dangerous attachment"
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of the great things about Frank Turner shows, and especially Lost Evenings, is his opening bands are consistently excellent. Like The Iron Roses here - www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-sh...
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The Iron Roses || MOLOTOV NIGHTS (official music video)
YouTube video by The Iron Roses
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mcc @dryad.technology · 01/10/2026
Video games are RUINING gaming. RT if you think gaming was better before games
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mail day! My personal favorite horror this year in a year packed with good ones already. Utterly ruthless allegory of spousal abuse and generational family trauma and how they consume everything within reach if left unchecked. Can't wait to watch it again.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This thread. Also, as a store owner, a UB HP set would, at best, permanently bifurcate the player base. There will be stores who ban HP cards. And stores who allow them will see a chunk of their player base just disappear. It is a terrible business choice.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It is important to note here, even if you don't get this survey, many important people at WotC are readily accessible via e-mail and e-mailing them to let them know your thoughts is important, too!
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Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Laughing Cow has replaced its mascot’s smile with a straight face on some packaging The new packs read “We need to talk,” but the company says she’ll explain “when she’s ready”
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm ready for Lost Evenings IX this week. Figured I've been in this state for 30 years, getting this specific style of tattoo for the event was appropriate.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Self-improvement takes time. After all, you didn't turn into a piece of shit overnight. Says Skeletor knowing he’s a piece of shit but that he didn’t used to be so change is possible!
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Occasional reminder that Buffett is just as bad (if not worse) as all the other billionaires, he just has a better PR team.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This song speaks for itself. youtu.be/xLYiIBCN9ec?...
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Iridescent [Official Music Video] - Linkin Park
YouTube video by Linkin Park
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Banning TikTok was correct. But then a bunch of people were like "BUT MAH EGGS" and here we fucking are.
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Zach Cregger's next video game adaptation should be Katamari Damacy. You heard me.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Another reason "A.i." can fuck off is the fact that I'm a gamer. A few years back, playing a video game I could search "How do I beat this boss?" or something similar and find a decent result quickly. Now I have to wade through entirely fake sites that scraped data from actual sites.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
30 years since Aenima came out and Tool delivered the ultimate/final word on accusing artists of "selling out". www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzrR...
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TOOL - Hooker With A Penis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by TOOLVEVO
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The weeks when the world is all take and no give are the most challenging. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pHe...
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Yes - Hold On (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by yesofficial
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the words of Emo Phillips - some days it is just not worth the effort to chew off the leather straps.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#sportssky isn't peak sports bird site, but it has gotten demonstrably better this year.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No one watches what I post here, so it doesn't matter. But I am seeing a lot of posts about political stuff in my state in the last 72 hours from people who don't live in Texas and never had a word to say about specific politicians here for the last five years. In short. Slow your fucking roll.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Suddenly, the elder gods manifested.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Get you a movie that does both. It's called Evil Dead Burn. 😆
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dear readers - our fearless leader @flmfrkcentral.bsky.social is ailing and thus our output delayed until his recovery. In the meantime, I'll be posting to my @letterboxd.social account and thinking healing thoughts that I hope you'll join me in thinking. letterboxd.com/Walter_Chaw/
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Walter Chaw’s profile
Walter uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 318 films watched. Favorites: The Conversation (1974), The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974), Seconds (1966), Fireworks (1997). Bio: Senior critic...
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
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Wall-E Robot Sits and Looks Up
ALT: Wall-E Robot Sits and Looks Up
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dangit this is so correct. At the very least, if they printed Tarmogoyf now it would have "At the beginning of your end step surveil 1" on it
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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KMFDM - Stars & Stripes
YouTube video by dalemierdaaaaa
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I guess it didn't make the front page, but to this day, this Onion article on 9/11 was the one that landed like an anvil to the chest. This front page is still great, to be clear. "God Angrily Clarifies Don't Kill Rule" as a routine press conference just hits. theonion.com/god-angrily-...
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God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
NEW YORK—Responding to recent events on Earth, God, the omniscient creator-deity worshipped by billions of followers of various faiths for more than 6,000 years, angrily clarified His longtime stance ...
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Also there was a reddit thread about "Famous couples you were disappointed to find out didn't hang irl" thread that started with Mythbusters. But in the comments people basically made it clear that Adam and Jamie didn't have beers post show, but they also understood they made for a good pair for TV
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Laugh hard. Run fast. Be kind. There was a longer edit of this that obviously the copyright monster ate that I watched on repeat back in 2020. But still. The Doctor was correct. youtu.be/JHmHArf7Izo?...
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The 12th Doctor's Regeneration Speech - Edited and Rescored
YouTube video by Tom Mason
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just revisiting a classic tonight. "The truth be known I'd rather be alone than to have to live like this another day." www.youtube.com/watch?v=x77F...
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Your Excuse
YouTube video by Slobberbone - Topic
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If Ketchup Entertainment made Coyote vs Acme available to watch right now at home on my PC for $100, I'd pay it in a heartbeat. That's how much I love that movie.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stay alive out of spite. youtu.be/Z-BlbCDY4AM?...
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Spanish Love Songs "Marvel"
YouTube video by Pure Noise Records
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Running and strength training so I can be the oldest guy in the pit at a punk show. In Spin magazine in the 90's, I read an author who said "If you're old enough to drink, you're too old to mosh." I'm 51 now. I wish I remembered that author so I could ask them if they think that is still true.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@mangiotto.bsky.social and I are 100% on the same page here. I love him invoking The Coyote Gospel. I was a teenager reading Morrison's Animal Man and Doom Patrol back in the early 90's and those stories wrinkled my brain. This kind of metatextual fiction has been been my catnip ever since.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It is great, and I would only add that Don Johnson, between this and Watchmen, playing the role of racist southern law enforcement official multiple times, tells me Johnson made a *choice* about playing THAT role to shine a light into its darkness. (Pierre is incredible, of course.)
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Saw this for the second time tonight and something about a story of the disrespected working class still showing up to work every day knowing disappointment and frustration are the likely outcome hits just a little harder on Labor Day. Brilliant flick.
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Scott Kersey, art fella @scottkersey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Labor Dabor
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Every day is a mountain when you can't tell what disaster to ignore." SLS is great. Excited to see them doing new work cause I need new music that embodies my fury. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qgB...
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Spanish Love Songs "Good American" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Pure Noise Records
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dammit. This is the perfect joke.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FWIW, every behind the scenes story I have heard about Ennis is that he is one of the nicest and friendliest guys in person out there. And there's something about his body of work being what it is in light of that fact.
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lolcatz 🐈💌➡️MFF @dyrdeer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A supercut of all the practical effects in coyote vs acme! Brought to you by tumblr user agentjazzy who saved it off assistant art director Lindsay Cora's instagram! #coyotevsacme #art
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Spanish Love Songs is one of the best bands I know from the last five years or so. Glad to see they're keeping it going and hope to see em live. youtu.be/1qgBzCv-fY8?...
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Spanish Love Songs "Good American" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Pure Noise Records
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Highlight of college football weekend day - the ads. State Farm and Dr Pepper bringing it and having fun. Lowlight - the ads. These ads for the Gemini make me want to club a baby seal.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh man that movie looks like a blast I want to see that! "Streaming only on whatever streaming service" Fucking fuck fuck wqapijhnfq34pioujnfagerpioun$#%@%!$#$@#.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'll probably never get to DragonCon, but I'll be darned if I don't love all the pics and posts I see in my feeds from it every year. Might be the biggest, purest celebration of nerd culture out there. Here's a Jawa playing chess against Carl for charity.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whimsy is actually a form of resistance against a world that wants us to be miserable. Says Skeletor trying to keep the whimsy even when the world is truly miserable.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I somehow injured my shoulder two months ago while I was sleeping and oh lord how does this cartoon hit me right in the face.
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Tim Stoltzfus @morefuntim.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
WOOOOT!
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