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Moon Melons

@moonmelons.bsky.social
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Professional idiot, aspiring artist, TF2 player. Avatar by @mrbooshmaster.bsky.social

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Kipper@ASC dealers @kipper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yearly reminder September 30 October 1st
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Ugly Son of a Bitch is Collecting Super Powerful Stars and Basically, You are Fucking Stupid
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn he sounds pretty cool. Maybe you should try listening to him for once.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The most dangerous thing about AI is the fact that all of these people actually are fully aware of the bubble and the fact that the system is going to implode. There is no long term plan. There is no end goal. They are JUST trying to siphon money before the system collapses.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Goddammit Amazon when I pre-order a game that's because I want it on release day, not a week after release day.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Excuse me, the Republican party put Hasan Piker's WHAT picture on their huge display during their midterm convention???
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the rare moments I both disagree with a take, AND with the people disagreeing with the take. Yeah the CIA did a lot of shit. Didn't win the cold war though, just killed a lot of people and made some wealthy people wealthier, which was the plan. We won the Cold War cause the USSR collapsed.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Military: 2 trillion No-bid contracts to my friends they don't gotta finish: 1 trillion Insurance company payouts: 2 trillion Food security for hungry people: A stale loaf of bread Tax write-offs: 500 billion Can somebody who is good at economy help me budget this? My citizens are starving.
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Milk @milkunderscoreohk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My dash after the Zelda direct
Screenshot from One Piece 
Blackbeard: this cherry pie is so good, I could die!!
Luffy: this cherry pie is so good, I could die!!
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I got oneshot irl.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's really him...
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Nightmare Becomes Real
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I wasn't ready to learn that Eddie played porn in school.
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Gauntletqueen [Lowpoly Artist+Vtuber+Voice Actor] 🏳️‍⚧️🤜 @gq.punchgirl.live · 18/08/2026
Aaw just look at this beautiful peepers! How could I possibly not not come? #voiceacting
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Honestly was confused for a second about this being in the GTG because I forgot the randomizer removes a lot of stuff that slows you down like this.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A picture of the Raccoon Police Department with the text "this game contains scenes"
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Windows NT 4.0 @winnt4fan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#touhou #東方Project
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If you could read minds you'd just hear elevator music.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Me, living in an entirely different state: THAT'S MY FUCKING MAYOR LET'S GO!!!!
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プンクたん (Punk-tan) [commissions OPEN!] @punk-tan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Commission for @moonmelons.bsky.social Her girl Hazel, she should've read the serving size first but now i guess thats a problem for whoever just walked in on her Couldn't decide between black or blue shading so i did both
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Should I have a pinned thread of all my commissions?
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Jerk Your Worthless Penis for Zero Red Coins
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We beat our first randomizer folks
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Panic Caption @captionpanic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Submerged Castle
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Been working on a fictional sexy time drink.
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プンクたん (Punk-tan) [commissions OPEN!] @punk-tan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Commissions are open! Hmu if you're interested Don't be afraid to ask if you're unsure of weather or not your idea fits my guidelines, I'll draw most things
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We are excited to announce a new partnership with @bsky.app that will coincide with a Nintendo Switch 2 Firmware update next week. This update lets you connect your BlueSky and My Nintendo accounts to automatically post when you die on Yoshi and the Mysterious Book, and nothing else. Enjoy!
Nintendo x BlueSky
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Kindvirus @kindvirus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
line break
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Cannonball Adderall @echoloop.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The weird avatar from the QP pasted into the “hello HR? meme”
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OutOfTouch 🇲🇽 @out0ftouch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Me going up to my local porn artist: Yo can you draw my ocs fucking but like in a non sexual way?
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Boobataro🔞 @boobataro.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Bisexuals be like 😌
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Boobataro🔞 @boobataro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Skill issue 😅
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Sketch-tan @sketchtan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I opening up sprite art commissions! At the moment I will have 3 slots, and will update if that changes. Please reach out if you are interested or have any questions! #art #commissionsopen #commission #sprite #pixel
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Pudding (spicy) 🍮🔞 @puddingdraws.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Thank you so much for 9K followers! 💛 It's time for my first-ever ART RAFFLE! It will be running for four days, details below (and of course in the alt text as well)
Text: Pudding's 9K Art Raffle!!

Be one of two lucky winners to receive a pinup drawing of your character!

RULES:
 • Like + Repost + Follow
 • Introduce your character in the comments with their references and your preferences (for example, if you want it SFW or NSFW)

Adult characters only. Anthro OK. 
Remember to label your NSFW images!

ENTRIES CLOSE JUNE 13, 21:00 GMT+2
(Exactly four days from this post)

Image: It's Brisket Guilty Gear looking cute!
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
There needs to be serious social sigma against ghosting to the point where doing it will ruin your life.
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Find the 8 Hot MILFs in Your Area
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CurtDogg @curt.dog · 09/05/2026
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Stelle (not the space train one) @stellezen.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Scene from Sonic '06 where Mephiles is talking with Blaze and Silver. Specifically it's the scene where the Snapcube Fandub made him go on a rant about how he's an alpha male gamer.
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Chili dawgs
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Just Be Normal For Once
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Umberman - Comms Open @umberman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
made the dilberito box in maya because i'm bored
a burrito box for the  ill-fated product made by scott adams: the Dilberito.
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