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Moon Melons

@moonmelons.bsky.social
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Professional idiot, aspiring artist, TF2 player. Avatar by @mrbooshmaster.bsky.social

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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 3h
Vaguepost Queen
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 21h
The fastest I've gone is somewhere above 40. It is crazy.
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Find the 7 Red Coins That Aren't Hidden Behind the Evil Sentient Piano, Bowser's a Sick Fuck for That One
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is going to suck though when it bursts because it's model is based on financing money it doesn't have to make a few assholes wealthier than God and we have to face the fact that the real economy has been in recession and that may or may not get upgraded to a depression.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine you're just jerking off, minding your own business When suddenly you hear "THINK FAST, CHUCKLENUTS!"
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have gotten a few people to watch it. There's some really great clips in it.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe not blood but there will be sucking involved.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't forget to slightly pitch shift it.
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Kipper@ASC dealers @kipper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yearly reminder September 30 October 1st
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like having some balls. But pussy.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deadass did not realize this was a post about bottom surgery at first and thought it was a shitpost about current politics.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I assume these are unrelated events
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honestly just reminded me of this.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Completely understandable.
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Ugly Son of a Bitch is Collecting Super Powerful Stars and Basically, You are Fucking Stupid
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At least there's some good replies to it.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That video popped up on your feed too, huh?
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's true I've seen the images on the internet
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay this is just true though.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn he sounds pretty cool. Maybe you should try listening to him for once.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm just going to assume it's leaking at all times
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Literally second class citizen
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Liminal N64 style levels just make me feel nostalgic and comfortable.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's where people go when they're drunk as hell in the late hours so Yeah checks out actually
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The greatest lie the American people ever bought was the idea that the system needs to maintain itself to keep making money. If the fastest way to make money is to destroy everything, the system will HAPPILY destroy itself as fast as it can.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The most dangerous thing about AI is the fact that all of these people actually are fully aware of the bubble and the fact that the system is going to implode. There is no long term plan. There is no end goal. They are JUST trying to siphon money before the system collapses.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whoa whoa whoa, there will STILL be black guys in their games! Just exclusively as fodder goons you trash through on your way to the next area.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I prefer making females slop if you catch my cold.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It was pretty good. Just be sure to watch the movie after season 2 but before season 3.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gonna tell us more?
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Meanwhile the tags
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Goddammit Amazon when I pre-order a game that's because I want it on release day, not a week after release day.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Each with 1/3rd the brainpower of a regular Akira.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mana with her clown nose when the Blu update drops:
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm calling the police
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The context is in the box and we don't know if it's been destroyed or not until the box is opened
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I cannot remember the last time I came from a blowjob I think it was over 15 years ago
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Excuse me, the Republican party put Hasan Piker's WHAT picture on their huge display during their midterm convention???
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Speaking of, forgot what I had my hunter title set to.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And make no mistake, the USSR had more to do with the USSR collapsing than the US did. The US really, really likes to believe that it was all behind it, but nah. We just killed some poor people and capitaeesumed all over their corpses.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the rare moments I both disagree with a take, AND with the people disagreeing with the take. Yeah the CIA did a lot of shit. Didn't win the cold war though, just killed a lot of people and made some wealthy people wealthier, which was the plan. We won the Cold War cause the USSR collapsed.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you had a fat, 30 foot leech hanging off of you and the doctor went to remove it, you wouldn't go "Whoa whoa whoa. Who are YOU to say he can't have all that blood? He earned it! He's smart!"
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Remember kids! Endless capitulation to capital is just a gigantic, oversized parasite that actively hates the existence of its own host!
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Military: 2 trillion No-bid contracts to my friends they don't gotta finish: 1 trillion Insurance company payouts: 2 trillion Food security for hungry people: A stale loaf of bread Tax write-offs: 500 billion Can somebody who is good at economy help me budget this? My citizens are starving.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As a wise man once said: A horror artist can inspire a fetish artist, who can in turn inspire a horror artist.
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