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Moon Melons

@moonmelons.bsky.social
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Professional idiot, aspiring artist, TF2 player. Avatar by @mrbooshmaster.bsky.social

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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 17h
I forgot my alt was dripped to hell.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I hate that I can't argue against this
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deadass did not realize this was a post about bottom surgery at first and thought it was a shitpost about current politics.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honestly just reminded me of this.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Completely understandable.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At least there's some good replies to it.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn he sounds pretty cool. Maybe you should try listening to him for once.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Literally second class citizen
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I prefer making females slop if you catch my cold.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Meanwhile the tags
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Goddammit Amazon when I pre-order a game that's because I want it on release day, not a week after release day.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mana with her clown nose when the Blu update drops:
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I cannot remember the last time I came from a blowjob I think it was over 15 years ago
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Excuse me, the Republican party put Hasan Piker's WHAT picture on their huge display during their midterm convention???
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Speaking of, forgot what I had my hunter title set to.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the rare moments I both disagree with a take, AND with the people disagreeing with the take. Yeah the CIA did a lot of shit. Didn't win the cold war though, just killed a lot of people and made some wealthy people wealthier, which was the plan. We won the Cold War cause the USSR collapsed.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Unironically capitalism. For both.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You didn't have to call me out like that
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I got oneshot irl.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's really him...
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love this it would be perfect.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's almost 30c up here in fall can we trade
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
For a second I almost thought the fourth image was this bridge until I realized that bridge is WAY too small to be this.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I mean, Godzilla himself is. This not so much.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I really have no idea who the fuck citizen vigilante was supposed to encourage. They. THEY LITERALLY MADE THE PROTAGANIST AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT ONE THEY MADE EXPLICITLY CLEAR COULD HAVE CAME LEGALLY VERY EASILY DUE TO HIS MONEY, HE ACTIVELY WANTS TO BE AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Do you promise?
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have the for you tab that just gives me a ton of porn. Good tab.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Actually Hoshido is factually correct and you will gun the Nohran King down like he deserves in Rev regardless, but neither side has the evil dragon and this is Fire Emblem so the correct answer is to find and kill the evil dragon.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
One of the biggest issues is that this system leads people to think that it is a "them" problem, as if the problem is the person trying to get a job. Nah, it's a system problem. The system is fucked. So many job openings are fake and so many employers overvalue "experience" to their own detriment.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Final answer
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You cannot weird me out.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
UNFORTUNATELY THE POLITICSPOSTING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE LAST DUMBASS ASKING TO PUT THE INTERNET BEHIND ID REQUIREMENTS TO STOP IT IS PUT OUT OF POWER FOR GOOD
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
But you CAN message me so I can respond with
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Thanks. We have other stuff but that was the Haze topping stuff.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Cool.
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Moon Melons @moonmelons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Anywho whats your stance on twinsies.
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