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ALT Gary Bettman

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Miami sports and bullshit. Serial liker. Hater of blitzes. #FuckDonnaShalala

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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 5h
Only 3 more hours until the Panthers play.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Forsling tied for the league lead in goals.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's pretty satisfying to ruin Carolina's banner night lmfaooo
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That puck was probably 200 MPH
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This third period has looked terrible for the Panthers.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Carolina crowd has been dogshit.
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Casey @baseycrock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
2019 Dolphins Tank: Overt, disrespectful, an insult to the integrity of the game 2026 Dolphins Tank: Subtle, tasteful and respectful
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Willis missing a wide open guy. But hey, he did a cool sidearm thing.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Man Willis is pretty good. Which makes him the best QB we've had since Marino lmfao
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You guys are overreacting. They should actually disregard convention and induct Herbert into the Hall of Fame while he's still in the league.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🚨BAD TIMEOUT ALERT🚨
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really like what I have seen out of the Dolphins today. It's a good thing there isn't a generational QB coming out of the draft because they're going to win a few meaningless games this season and not get that #1 pick.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In no universe is that roughing the passer. The NFL has lost the plot.
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hang The Banner!!!!
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God damn that was a helluva drive lmfao
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dolphins won't win this game but Willis is definitely going to win us a game or 2 this season by himself.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not a facemask, eh? Interesting.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lmao these refs need to be launched into space
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only thing I can think of is if there was contact before any of those replays they showed but even if there were the refs can fuck off.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OK these refs think people are here to see them.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WTF just happened in the Michigan game? lmfao
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I miss when college kickers all sucked ass.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In what universe is that roughing the passer?????
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is this game going to be annoying AF?
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The green uniforms look great.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How we doin' Canes fam?
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think Wake Forest is actually a pretty good team.
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Carolina thought shit was sweet after we were injured for one season.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's actually malpractice if they don't trade Achane by the deadline.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Look on the bright side: in 20 minutes we can watch Panthers preseason hockey.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is this what FAMU felt like?
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is it weird that the defense has had the worst tackling ever in this second half but they have played pretty well to end the game anyway?
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Straight moron shit to attempt that FG.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gotta love road ACC games
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Elmo Toy on Shelf
ALT: Elmo Toy on Shelf
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lmao I am going to go insane
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
SUSTAIN A MOTHERFUCKING DRIVE
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well that was a big defensive series. Sustain a drive now.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lmfao
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
God dammit this game is not over.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There's a lot of game left, don't do stupid shit.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What a cool play that was. How do you defend it? That's the type of play they don't run again this season until they need one late in the year or in the playoff.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Darian Mensah Tracker: 11 passing TDs, 4 incompletions
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now that's some fucking defense. LFG
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If Mensah gets an incompletion it's gonna feel like I lost a loved one.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Does the penalty negate the incompletion?
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why does Mensah have 4 incompletions this season? Does he suck?
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