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Your Personal Jesus

@thelastjesus.bsky.social
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Habitual line stepper. Yankees Only. It's a Canes thing. Real life heel. Whiskey. Steak. Kale enthusiast. Jifs, not gifs.

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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 4h
1 pass 1 TD #GoCanes
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Arike to Paige in the huddle
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Samwise Carries Frodo: I Can Carry You
ALT: Samwise Carries Frodo: I Can Carry You
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Arike Ogunbowale got Mr Miyagi’d in the back and is out here in a dawg v dawg matchup against Veronica Burton for this series
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Golden State has gone from nuclear winter to supernova with their outside shooting in the 2nd half and now Arike is hurt. Dallas, you in danger, girl.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let’s revisit what he plans to do when if Dems assume control of the Senate
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have the Fever ever committed a foul they thought “Yup, right call”
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Easiest prediction of the year
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Arike rn
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Vinu Vitainu: Fiery Dance
ALT: Vinu Vitainu: Fiery Dance
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Wings’ next offensive possession should be getting Arike to shoot from a handstand position. Easy make given how she’s shooting right now.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Arike Ogumbawale has decided she only attempting and making the most insane level of difficulty shots now, huh
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Day that ends in Y
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Red Sox had a 50ish game stretch where they outplayed their abilities but they were always this sorry sack of bums.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maximus Fried
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evergreen reminder the Yankees deciding his defense wasn’t worth his salary is why they haven’t already won 2, if not more World Series since Bryce was a FA.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bryce Harper hitting clutch HRs in the playoffs while Brian Cashman keeps pointing at Harper’s defensive metrics
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A reminder that Democrats have punted on Florida for years and it being a red state is less “that’s one everyone there believes now” and more of “What does a Democrat look like, they never show up here”
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The New York Liberty, folks
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🫡
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As Democrats position themselves as the party for the working class, it’s important to note this bill is anti-workers and had no input from anyone representing the players’ interests.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is exactly what Rian Johnson meant when he included the line “Let the past die, kill it if you have to” in The Last Jedi. There are no more good stories to tell about the Skywalkers.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many people are asking, “Is this good?”
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The OL is still ass but Heisman Mensah is figuring out how to work around it
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is getting absurd: — 14 TD passes —10 incomplete passes
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Erm, — 13 TD passes — 10 incomplete passes
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Darian Mensah update: — 12 TD passes — 9 incomplete passes
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
even r
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not sure Oklahoma could score 21 on Georgia if they had the entire rest of the season to do so
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watch out for the “Texas is so resilient” narratives when the reality is they’re a mid team
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How many more 7-7 or 10-10 2nd half ties have to happen before folks start admitting Arch Manning ain’t it (at least yet).
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best part of the Tebow story is him claiming complete ignorance despite Pablo also saying he has Tebow’s cell and reached out directly multiple times for comment and got no response.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fraud surprised someone discovered they’re a fraud . Pablo don’t miss.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tim Tebow, devout hardline Christian, involved in a scam? Well, I never...
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What’s he gonna do if the Yankees won’t play him, storm the Capitol?
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Imagine if injury reports were applicable for work? I (binging new show) won't be available today
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Yankees have yet to reach the ALCS in years they don't win the division under Boone which happens twice as often as when they do win the division.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Rays are about to win the AL East for the 3rd time since Aaron Boone became Yankee manager and they started talking about how their "analytics work over 162 games"
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Yankees have to be ultra careful how they speak about injuries to their star player because one time, several years ago, someone somewhere on the internet implied Judge might be milking an injury and he's never gotten over it
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sabrina Ionescu has played most of this season like she’s been betting on her under prop bets at DraftKings
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trinidad Chambliss has the juice
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That was an impressive drive from Ole Miss. Sheer force of will to get that TD.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dabo is going to have to retire by halftime at this rate
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tackling has been atrocious tonight. Better get that fixed.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Looks like Mario has not, in fact, learned his lesson about letting the foot off the gas pedal
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is a 100% completion percentage on 23 pass attempts good? Seems good.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Darian Mensah Tracker: 11 passing TDs, 4 incompletions
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Darian Mensah Tracker: 10 TD passes, 4 incompletions
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Darian Mensah tracker: 9 TD passes, 4 incompletions.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
College Gameday has been openly lobbying for some form of the PCSA to pass since last season but sure, Herbstreit doesn’t do politics.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Man’s going to have his dog all over Gameday in hopes of getting around this cowardice
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