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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Soooo the missus pointed out these bsky boys have a leaflet thing now. It feels like they're trying to do a Substack but without the nazis (I hope). And so whatever rambles I've been posting on Steam will also show up there, plus other related gaming, etc. things. voyageurs.leaflet.pub

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

An article on CBC was handwringing about the horrors of selling e-scooters that could go over 50 km/hr. And then, breathlessly, mentioning some could do 120. I sat bolt upright and annoyed the missus with my sudden enthusiasm for e-scooters. Now I need to book time at Mosport...

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You have no idea how bad this novel was. So I will try and help. I read this. I read this bit, and many others like it. What on earth is going on?

CHAPTER V.

Our hopes when elevated to that standard of ambition which demands unison may fall asunder like an ancient ruin. They are no longer fit for construction unless on an approved principle. They smoulder away like the ashes of burnt embers, and are cast outwardly from their confined abode, never more to be found where once they existed only as smouldering serpents of scorned pride.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Irene Iddesleigh? The worst novel ever? In two hours. (14:00 EST) Though before we hit that, we've got one last chapter of the previous book to do. twitch.tv/fdejeuner

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Right now, between other bouts of irresponsibility, I've been messing with OFFBEAT. It's turned a music sequencer into a game, insofar as "make some music that meets these objectives, if you feel like it," is a game. I guess it's more educational.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This Sunday (14:00 EST) I'm starting to read what is the worst novel to see print. I don't write that lightly. This book did damage to JRR Tolkein. It's "Irene Iddesleigh." I've tried three times previously to orate my way through it. This Sunday will be the fourth. Help! twitch.tv/fdejeuner

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We're all brilliant and if you like Actual Plays, this is where I first heard of the concept. Well, I have a modest role as an arena hypeman. HNNG THOSE MOVES! ao.kalimonster.net/unprompted

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I've been pushing my voice stuff a little more, because, you know, I'd like to do more of it. So if you've got an interesting project that needs some Canadian spiciness, I'm your man. DMs are open. We can work something out. There's random clips at ao.kalimonster.net/unprompted

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Has anybody complained about gmail randomly stripping periods out of things? Like names, or email addresses, or any place where the period actually belongs? Asking for a me because I kind of need those things to be there.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Canada can't join the EU because I'd bore everybody over there with tedious anecdotes about how dangeorus the wildlife is here. ao.kalimonster.net/unprompted/d...

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I just wanted to tell you, and all my shareholders, that I am currently drawing in over a trillion dollars of revenue clean. Supposing you ignore a lack of some sources of income.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The chief of the elves: "Shoot first, and then shoot some more, eh?"

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

(Hope she doesn't mind. The vibe grabbed me.) ao.kalimonster.net/unprompted/c...

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Bigger ups to @angeloslh.bsky.social who herded all these cats in one of the dreamiest of dream teams for me. ALSO, as an Unprompted Treat, here's the original audio for the intro. If you like how I sound, I am technically most of the characters in game. ao.kalimonster.net/unprompted/i...

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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

RIGHTIO HERE IT IS, our submission for BAD JAM 4 Big credit to @gargaj.umlaut.hu , @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social , @cliftonb.bsky.social and [REDACTED] , as well as our lovely voice actors, this was a team effort 🫡 angeloslh.itch.io/hands-of-state

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Hands of State by AngelosLH

🤝 Diplomatic Handshake Simulator 🤝

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I didn't work half as hard as the engine folk, and I felt like I worked hard. But we got sooooounds, and they were engineered, I tell you what. (And there's some of my voice samples in there too, but I won't say where.)

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A few friendly suggestions to people sending in clips: 1: Drink only water, if you've had coffee or anything thicker, you get saliva snaps in your audio which are really hard to work around.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If all in for the the voice thing @angeloslh.bsky.social mentioned, I'm looking for a handful of quick samples. It's a few lines, it's for a gamejam and there's no money in it for any of us. Hit me up here, I'll DM you later in the day with particulars.

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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

*exhausted 5 hours sleep sigh* Alright we might be looking for some pervert noises We have someone but yknow, the fun is random peoples takes I aint gonna get on this til tomorrow because I'm so tired I can't think straight but if youre interested poke me I guess cries

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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Apparently I am collecting an international team of random game dev skills for this one, come on down, we're gonna make Skyrim 2 in 48 hours ( We don't have a prompt yet it won't be Skyrim 2...unless )

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I didn't want to turn your bio into a rambling discussion of craft brewing, @lilylachance.com but I was referring to this thing: www.restomontreal.ca/event/mondia... There's ciders! I'm not much for drinking but I like a cold one on occasion and it's two hours away by train.

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Mondial de la Bière 2026

The Mondial de la bière in Montréal is one of the largest international beer festivals in North America, bringing together tens of thousands of passionate visitors each...

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I had a great time with the Wanderburg demo, and now I have the completed game in my grubby mitts. Your castle better have wheels 'cos mine does, and a turbo besides. (Also changing my schedule a trifle, we're 20:00 to 22:00 EST now.) www.twitch.tv/fdejeuner

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Lurking under covers last night, summarizing the SNOTEL system to the missus. Specifically how these devices in remote mountaintops could communicate by detecting a reflected RF signal (because a meteor was burning up in the atmosphere) and, thereby, transmitting its own signal to base station.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

And separately, in my Sunday sessions on Twitch, we're one week or so away from starting on a novel that's been my nemesis, a book that I've tried to read three times and never finished: IRENE IDDESLEIGH. Fourth time's a charm? Can I finally finish it?

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I do have to say, thanks in part to a conversation with Gleech, I did work out a little side-project I'm pleased with and mean to get it rolling in maybe a month. Mostly when the missus and I can both be in this room without noisy fans.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The very gates of hell have opened, and I have seen the face of our doom. KD Ramen. It is KD Ramen. So now with your salty noodles you can get weird orange deathpowder.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I noticed Reddit has a caption feature now. I also noticed whatever software they're using for it, I think it needs more than a little tuning.

Here are kittens. They are pacing about in a container, and sometimes making dainty kitten squeaky-mews. The video has captioned the cats' speech as osleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesleslesles
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grannygoatfish @grannygoatfish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Look ma, we did it. 37 hours and change.

A screenshot of the achievements page for the game Big Walk, showing 100% completion. (PS: Play this game, it's a delight.)

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The missus and I finished Big Walk today, and sure sometimes we were a bit snippy but I'm a crabby old man at times, she endures like a saint. It was superb. It's great if you lean introspective a bit. It'll test your non-verbal communication skills. It's on my top games ever list.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

See image. Don't know why we're bothing with a poll. Folks, it's me. Not even close. Sometimes get 2, even 3 likes a post. Don't even know why anybody else is bothering.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Oh wait, a quiz? I love a quiz. Oh wait, .us domain? US only? Yeah, like I soun' like one of dose guys down here, me, hein? Bof.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I had this dream this morning where, in essence, I taught extra-dimensional travellers how to build a penny farthing bicycle and they managed to weaponize it with glee. I don't know how either. And they wouldn't say.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

With google caving to the idiotic lake-renaming nonsense, I've started shifting my email-related stuff off them to Tuta. Next up, let's get that digital services tax back up.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

By the by, when I wrote this, I was fishing for a volunteer. Now I'm explicitly fishing for a volunteer.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It is alarming to some that I have done some competitive caaaaarrr game racing with pure keyboard. So to demonstrate how real and true it is, I now have Keyboard Cam going. Admire my blinky keyboard as I do a car to it, in about 30 minutes from this post. (www.twitch.tv/fdejeuner)

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Mr. Bankruptcy-Red has threatened to rename Lake Ontario. I jokingly suggested to the missus that we should write "Regulations Amending the Name of the US President to Something Insulting, 2026" but she reminded me that Doug Ford exists to say these hilaristupid things. We must be better than that.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This is the stupidest timeline and the leader of the most powerful country on earth is some bankrupt businessman they plucked from the Bizarro planet, but no word of a lie I just laughed for a minute straight.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

That was an unprompted review, and below is an Unprompted Reading. ao.kalimonster.net/unprompted/J...

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Gonna tattoo "AVRO" on one set of knuckles, and "ARRO" or "AROW" or... uhhh... I'm gonna need to workshop this a bit.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Well, that's another term done, and a long break earned, new things to do in my term off. And one of those is the Fireside Chats, which means I need a person willing to chat with me as I read a story, and a story to read while I chat.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I can never get enough of Mononc Serge and Anonymus together or separately. Vive le Canada libre, mes esties. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYkv...

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Mononc' Serge & Anonymus "Shitty accent" live @ Cabaret Fouf, Montreal - 06/11/2024

YouTube video by TeamMontrealMetal

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Oh, what, we're supposed to be flooding bsky with Canadian culture? That's what my Kebekker brain implant is telling me. So go watch the most Canadian movie ever made, this I command: Bon Cop, Bad Cop. Not the TV show. Not the sequel. Just the original movie. You're welcome, hein?

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Yeah, so, *that* happened, eh? Elbows so up this moshpit is like a blender.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Folks, I love y'all (mostly in a platonic kinda way) but if we're not at status quo ante (trade) bellum by midnight, I'm gonna keep forgoing that US bourbon, whether it's on provincial shelves or not. Previous listeners can attest to my relationship between brown liquor and non-scholastic oration.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Guys, guys, I just wanna say it's okay if you're wrong and post a mildly silly thing. Somebody (like me) might gently disagree with your opinion, and then you get into a bit of a chat and people learn things. It's okay to be wrong. I do it all the time, I've had years and years of experience.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Today, I heard somebody use AI to entertain their tot. Announcer voice: "Baby. Shark." Single xylophone.wav: dong. deng. ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. That's it.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

LADIES with MUSKETS!! from campuspress.yale.edu/lewiswalpole...

Mr. Conway respectfully informs his numerous friends that his benefit will take place on Wednesday, October 3, 1804, when, in addition to the last new and splendid entertainments, two silver cups will be shot for by a party of ladies with muskets!! : To which an appropriate address (written by Mr. C. Dibdin, Jun.) will be spoken by Mrs. Forrester. A song by Mr. Lewis. A new comic song, called The patriotic baker, written, and will be sung by Mr. Conway. And a hornpipe by a gentleman

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