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I keep telling you, no Japanese or Russian classic when you're already depressed!

Interviewer: "Do you have any special skills?" Me: "I can give an excellent belly rub with just my foot" Interviewer: "Is there someone we can contact for reference?" Me: "Yes"

Picture of a Labrador retriever lying belly up, with one paw up, eyes shut and a goofy smile on her face.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 9h

Birmingham Is Revolting is an entire episode of the radio show Men from the Ministry revolving around that pun and I love it.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 10h

I will just cry while I suffocate you with a pillow because there's no cure for this.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 10h

I know way too many people in important positions who still use stuff like "CompanyName1234" as their password...

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 16h

"You see, women prefer to read books from Venus, whereas men prefer books from Mars"

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 22h

If I die before him I'm going to become a ghost and exclusively haunt him, tell him I'm a messenger from God and feeding him completely harmless bullshit advice.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 22h

Thanks for the warning, not clicking that.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I don't want entertainment to offer me my vision, I already have that! I want it to offer me someone else's vision in a compelling way.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Now this is just an FBC report you'd find in Control.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"These are my arms and they're resting, what more do you want?"

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm so curious as to why this got someone blocked. Anti banana slug conspiracy?

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Surprise! It was quite tough not commenting "At least she'll die soon" every time she was horrible.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

All attention must be given to Zhang Bihan and anyone getting in the way deserves to die.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Happy birthday! I'm not really very familiar with this genre of music, but it's very atmospheric. There's vibes certainly.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I both resent and appreciate that you specifically address me by name.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You have to understand, they didn't have the internet back then, so they were both starved for entertainment and unaware that all puppets are cursed.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

One thing that hasn't changed in a thousand years: drinking games.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It's at least 70% his fault she's like this. She was what, 16, when they first met and he's done nothing but spoil her rotten ever since.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"I don't have servants because I'm a psychotic spoiled brat who orders servants killed if they walk the wrong way. Surprisingly nobody wants to work for me."

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It's a fun grandma and grandson activity!

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I love trawling Gutenberg and Internet Archive for old literature and literally every time I do that I have to scroll past a dozen or so "White people are the best actually says science" books, which really doesn't improve the experience.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

He seems kinda chill in the picture. I wouldn't mind him taking over.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My mom just took my nephew to see Hevisaurus. Gotta get them into metal young so they don't go astray.

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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 08/10/2026

help Ian & Pia fund a "Sparks" puppet show! 👇 www.gofundme.com/f/sparks-liv...

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Me looking at job postings: "Okay, so it looks like the most realistic plan for my future is to die before I turn 65"

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We used to watch the Garfield Christmas special as kids every year. I always really liked the songs in that show.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Dude you have an actual daughter you're not this lenient with. An ACTUAL child.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Manifesting a boy by believing in it hard enough.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"This person was the substitute quarterback for the New Humpford Dalmatians in 1976" my man who gives a fuck.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Well my mom thinks I'm cool!"...OF THE FUTURE!

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Sometimes the most difficult part of my job is finding a polite way to tell a client that's not how you spell "milieu".

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

As long as the door can fit the antlers you're good.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I sometimes translate texts for our website and the reason the English text I write might be different from the Finnish is because different tourist segments often have different needs for information. Like, a Finnish tourist doesn't need to be told how to use a sauna, but foreigners often do.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I genuinely think that it's awesome that all in-game art galleries in Control Resonant feature art from real artists that aren't necessarily otherwise affiliated with the video game industry. I wish more games did that.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Sega launches an official Sonic the Hedgehog Discord and other predictable disasters of the 21st century"

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"I'm Doctor. Doctor the Whohog"

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Don't need pants for that, so technically I'm saving money!

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Can someone please explain to me why the Finnish language narrator in the new Libresse period pad ad sounds 8 years old? Is that on purpose, or is this a "lol AI" situation?

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I guess he decided to beat the Apocalypse rush and leave early.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It can't be a worse system than the one we currently have.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Pretty sure the implication here is that the Earth is just one big sewer. Which, you know, just a matter of time...

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I love how the "what TV show went so bad it ruined your appreciation of it" topic is half people talking about Lost, GoT, True Detective etc. and half people just celebrating that Jim Bakker is dead.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Beautiful girl Whimsy, we will always remember her fashions.

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Montrith @montrith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It should be illegal for things to keep happening while my tummy hurts.

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