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Monstrous Rick

@monstrousrick.bsky.social
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33 A fat nerd who makes gay porn games big fan of retro games and not wearing pants Writer/Programmer/Secondary Pixel Artist for Zap and Andy: Go to Hell! www.patreon.com/incubusgames

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Monstrous Rick @monstrousrick.bsky.social · 8h
Meek is putting ranch dressing on strawberries someone save him from himself
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Monstrous Rick @monstrousrick.bsky.social · 10h
Dammit I have the Steel Ball Run ending theme stuck in my head. I really don't like this song so it feels like I'm being psychically attacked rn
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Monstrous Rick @monstrousrick.bsky.social · 10h
The last location has been added to Zap and Andy and a demo to try it out has been added to my patreon! Can Andy escape the mirror world or will he go fuck himself? (Maybe a lil bit of both?) www.patreon.com/incubusgames
Andy getting face fucked by a mirror clone of himself
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
someone said "unc alarm" 😭
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Monstrous Rick @monstrousrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After I'm done with Zap and Andy I'm never working in a programming engine that doesn't let you edit code while testing again. I swear half my work is running a sequence, seeing a character is like 10 pixels too high for a scene, stopping, modifying the code, seeing if this one works, and repeat
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 29/09/2026
now this is the good stuff
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Monstrous Rick @monstrousrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
im realizing I almost exclusively play games that run on potato computers
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 29/09/2026
final fantasy xiii:
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maud @peloriemate.net · 26/09/2026
you 🅱️hink you're a ma🅱️ for my beau🅱️y...
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Monstrous Rick @monstrousrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Despite Zelda 2 being the oldest game on this list, it's the most recent game out of the 9 that I've played. I fell in love immediately and now I wanna make a game like it! This was surprisingly hard to narrow down!
Final Fantasy 7, Tales of Symphonia, Pokemon Yellow, Nightmare Creatures, Diablo, Zelda 2, Magic the Gathering for PC, Guilty Gear XX Accent Core, Diablo 2
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 6
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Maple 🥞✨️ @mapleburr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They're certainly getting more creative
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Nick Dooficus @doofivirus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ABSTRACT/STSFLIPD.GIF
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Reed🔞 - OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS @leviapanda.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
injects this again inside my brain
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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Gråtrunka Moment @swampy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Temiree ☀️🦦 @temiree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A drawing referencing the quoted post audio, featuring Ryan, an anthro/furry raccoon, and Nes, an anthro/furry kangaroo.

Ryan looks down amused at what he's made. Nes leans into the doorway, asking, "What are you doing in here?!" Ryan responds, "Doin' some DJ stuff! I call this... Evil September."
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 24/09/2026
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Manicorn @manicorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Timeproof Games @timeproof.games · 24/09/2026
Richter Belmont farming aura
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Saša Đurđević @azuremeraki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Casting Cathode Rays
cool wizard guy sitting in front of a tube
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
RAYTRACE/ROOMHI.GIF
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Frame #56100 from S01 -E03 - Rice Battle-628391
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Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 Episode 2B - Sand in Your Navel - Frame 241
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FANTASY/COURTY.GIF
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Ravuer @ravuer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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echto @echto.barkway.co · 21/09/2026
#septENMber day 21: warning signs
in the top left there's a panel of a sock on a door handle, below it a kangaroo on all fours on his bed, balls deep in a fleshlight and looking back embarrassed, his warning ignored
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WereOrc (Commissions Open!) @wereorc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sweaty knight. Nude alt at patreon.com/wereorc #bara #gayfantasy #knight
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Mr Kun @themrkun.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
💖 suffocating 💖
A cropped, close-up photo of a traditional handmade illustration in progress, showing a muscular anthropomorphic tiger man sitting on qnother tigerman's face. Bodies are super shiny, sweaty and thicc.
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Franky Zaraki @frankyzaraki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I recently hurted my butt and now is finally getting better. 🍑 To celebrate my recovery I decided to draw Tachibana's big Blastoise bubbly ass, it has been a long time since a draw a character's backside, but I guess I did good. 🫧 www.furaffinity.net/view/66418488/
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Ooktober Doko the Gorilla (Dokoro) @dokoronuki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gonna play Super Mario Bros. 3 with Crowd Control tonight very soon!! You can use your channel points to cause effects to happen to my game, so come swamp me with effects! twitch.tv/darkbowser64
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
weird route
Noelle hunched over Kris yelling at them: "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I CAST A SPELL I DONT KNOW" berdly is in the background Noelle shooting lightning out of her fingertips as she yellsok uh... berdly is transformed into that thing daffy turned into in the cartoon Duck Amuck. I guess if you've never seen that it doesn't make sense. Kris stares in disbelief. berdly says "...I dont feel so good guys..."
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 17/09/2026
Any opportunity to re-post "When the Glove"
Web cartoon of the cartoonist waking up at 5 am, still half-asleep, saying "Just had such a good idea, gotta write it down", and is writing it on a piece of paper.

THE NEXT MORNING

The paper says "When the glove"

The cartoonist stares at the paper.
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Johnny JellyJaw The Gooner Goo @thegoonergoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gooner Game: Zap & Andy go to Hell
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🎃mako ps1 horror @makotosems19.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
been watching degrassi
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 19/09/2026
lmao
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is immediately going into my vocab
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Take goo
Screenshot of Pokémon trade screen with a ditto and text box saying “take goo”
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WumpaGem @wumpagem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fine, I'll do it myself.
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'Game Recomps That Aren't Vibe-Coded' a list of games by WumpaGem | Backloggd
With the sheer abundance of game recompilations built with generative AI tools getting unwarranted attention from clickbait news outlets I felt we need some kind of curated database of recompilations ...
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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Monstrous Rick @monstrousrick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New video up on patreon! Middle aged man grinding his ass on another middle aged man's dick. That's basically my brand at this point, I think! 😅 www.patreon.com/incubusgames
A fat man ass in black pants grinding on a fat bearded middle aged man's hard cock, which is in his pants. The fat guy is blushing.
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Monstrous Rick @monstrousrick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Friend's car battery died in an Aldi parking lot while it was hot as hell I am as melted as my food
Jimmy from Ed Edd n Eddy melting and going down a sewer drain
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Monstrous Rick @monstrousrick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hope they announce something for Diablo 2 at Blizzcon but I already got an unexpected devil wizard who summons goat men so if they don't do anything I will accept that
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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MANSERVICE @manservice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If anyone has a source for this page PLEASE let me know!
Page from an unknown wrestling magazine featuring Roddy Piper's bare buns as he's pantsed by Paul Orndorff.
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