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Monstress

@monstress.bsky.social
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Oh look, a fandom account. Currently mostly video games & danmei (especially TGCF 🌸 & SVSSS 🪭) plus other nonsense. NSFW. Feelslikefire on AO3. (Previously _monstress/serproblematiq on X)

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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 6h
Link to chapter five is here! archiveofourown.org/works/872114...
archiveofourown.org
make a shadow - Chapter 5 - feelslikefire - 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 6h
make a shadow, ch 6/20, 8.4k words. #tgcf #hualian The "XL got winter soldier'd by BWX" au! Youuuu get a double update because I Forgot To Link Chapter Five Here Before! You get: 🍃 XL & SQX teaming up to investigate the Sweet Jastmine House 💔 Hualian FIGHT ⚡️ Qi deviations and strange curses
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
also, it's much, much easier to take something that is Hammered Shit and carve/edit away at it to make it less and less shit, than it is to create something flawless from whole cloth on a blank page.
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
focusing on fine details or perfection too early in the creation process is a tempting but ultimately counter-productive move. but also, letting your first draft suck ass means you can be as experimental or self-indulgent or lazy as you want while creating it. the first draft is just for you!
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
first draft sucking means the first draft is doing its job! I want you to picture what the giant marble block that became Michelangelo's David looked like during the early stages of carving it - pure lumpy garbage. Same with the rough thumbnails of every comic or manga you've ever loved.
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
now to go back to editing instead of the time honored tradition of yowling about writing as a substitute for actual writing.
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
to use a silly but useful metaphor, it's a bit like really good fashion. are the clothes right? do the pieces all work together? okay good. now do the clothes FIT? do they need to be tailored? do they fall correctly against the body? then finally, selecting appropriate accessories + makeup.
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
often more than three times honestly. usually I have to make sure I have the actual content right first (is this what the character is actually meant to be doing in this scene?) then making sure the emotional beats match and land correctly. then finally addressing the actual words and phrasing.
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
annoyed at just how much of good writing is nothing but repeated editing... not all at once, mind, because that would be at least straightforward if not easy. but no. my writing turns out best when I've had a chance to look at the same sequence with fresh eyes at LEAST 3 times.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have discovered a new antibiotic, known as manikomycin, that may be a bulwark in the fight against drug-resistant superbugs. By attacking the ribosome in a never-before-seen way, manikomycin can evade the existing mechanisms pathogens have developed to resist antibiotics.
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Link! archiveofourown.org/works/872114...
archiveofourown.org
make a shadow - Chapter 4 - feelslikefire - 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu [Archive of Our Own]
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
make a shadow, ch 4/20, 8.6k words. #tgcf #hualian The "XL got winter soldier'd by BWX" au! HC's POV this time, featuring: 💕 HC is down BAD + not as subtle as he thinks 🍃 gossip time with SQX and Yin Yu 🩸 Revenge Errand Time 🔎 HC digging into this mysterious Crown Prince he keeps hearing about
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Link to this chapter: archiveofourown.org/works/872114...
archiveofourown.org
make a shadow - Chapter 3 - feelslikefire - 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu [Archive of Our Own]
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
make a shadow, ch 3/20, 9.9k words, M. #TGCF #HuaLian The "XL got Winter Soldier'd by BWX" au! We're back to XL's pov, featuring! 💕 a meet-cute with both the Ghost King & the mysterious San Lang 🙉 rumors of trouble in Yong'an and Xianle 🥟 making friends by (checks notes) busting slavers?
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
to be clear the issue with AI writing is not only that it’s bad, it’s specifically that it isn’t made by humans, therefore it has no value. nobody is watching two AIs play chess against each other even though computers are better than humans at chess. IT’S BECAUSE WE DON’T CARE.
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Lu🌝 | Comms open! @moonnogginn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A hungry foxfafa caught himself a stoatlian... #hualian
Foxfafa and stoatlian (they have animal ears and tails). Hua Cheng is smiling mischievously and rubbing Xie Lian's fluffy tail against his face. XL is caught by surprise, he's turning around and blushingAgain foxfafa and stoatlian. HC is licking XL's neck, smiling and looking at him hungrily. XL is blushing and his face is scrunched up. He has a thought bubble with the drawing of a happy fox with a trembling stoat in its mouth.
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pistachiOoOoOo 👻👻👻 @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 31/01/2026
You don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
he looks so proud!! XL could make the world's ugliest sweater and HC would wear it every day for the rest of his un-life with pride
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Lu🌝 | Comms open! @moonnogginn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
HC being supportive
Sketch of Hua Cheng in San Lang form smiling and holding a tray with teacups. He's wearing the bracelet XL made but also the birthday gift belt from the extra. It has 2 poorly embroidered smiling faces and hearts. Bubble says: "San Lang! Take that thing OFF!!!"
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Lu🌝 | Comms open! @moonnogginn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Design for old Feng because I think they would still like to look cute once everything is settled 🥺
Shi Qingxuan sheet, one full body drawing +two busts, front and back. They're wearing worn and slightly tattered but colorful and layered clothes. They have a lot of trinkets and also ribbons in their hair. There are several seashells on the necklace. A pouch hangs from their belt where their fan is also tucked. They are supporting their weight on a cane and their left arm is bandaged.
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Lu🌝 | Comms open! @moonnogginn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My little headcanon is that they get together once in a while to make crafts with Xie Lian's scraps and some mysterious sea shells that keep showing up wherever Shi Qingxuan goes 🐚🤷🏻
Colored drawing of Shi qingxuan and Xie Lian hanging out, they are sitting at a table, talking and laughing. There are threads, fabrics, beads, shells, stones and other materials on the table. XL is threading a red bracelet
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
rest in fucking pieces, madara! joke's on you!
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Link to chapter 2: archiveofourown.org/works/872114...
archiveofourown.org
make a shadow - Chapter 2 - feelslikefire - 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
make a shadow, ch 2/20, 8.2k words, M. #TGCF #HuaLian The "What if Xie Lian got Winter Soldier'd by BWX" au! This chapter is HC's POV! Featuring: - ⛓️ Hua Cheng's mountain-sized memory gap - 🐰 a mysterious bunny-masked cultivator - 🎭 rumors and resentment and uhhhh is that the Green Ghost?
Rating: Mature 
Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence 
Category: M/M 
Fandom: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu 

Relationship: Hua Cheng/Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu) 

Characters:Hua Cheng (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Yin Yu, Shi Qingxuan, Original Characters 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, AU - no gods no ghosts, everyone is cultivators, Amnesia, Memory Loss, Secret Identity, Enemies to Lovers, Case Fic, soul bonding, Scent Bonding, the intimacy of caring for your lifelong nemesis, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining 

Hua Cheng is called back to Ghost City to investigate troubling rumors at home, and finds only more questions instead of answers; a mysterious cultivator visits the Gambler's Den; and Hua Cheng witnesses a white-robed cultivator in a rabbit mask defending his own lieutenant. Meanwhile, Xie Lian gets mistaken for someone else and definitely fails at avoiding attracting the city master's attention.
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🔞B𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐨 𝐏𝐡𝐃 @zannybot.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
#FengQing #myart #TGCF FINALLY IT'S HERE!!! And all in one post this time! :D
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MGCoco★ @mgcoco.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
When Tolkien adaptations *still* continue to put down POC or falls short of full representation, the MTG set goes hard for their decision to make major heroes POC with no apologies given 😎
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fmd @fmd-art.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#谢怜0715生日快乐 #tgcf #xielian #hualian
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sloth @leawesomesloth.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Second one for TGCF Gotcha for Gaza~ Fengqing for CloudAnthill! This piece is also on my RB shop! #tgcf #fengqing #fengxin #muqing
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fmd @fmd-art.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#谢怜0715生日快乐 #tgcf #xielian #hualian
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
that's the title in my heart tbh. gorgeous piece!! I love the use of space and movement, the cloud of resentful spirits behind them is so flowing and foreboding!! Great work!
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AuchRauch | COMMS CLOSED @wofeuerist.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
on the way to the palace (2021)
Calamity Xie Lian and Wu Ming are jumping across the rooftops, making their way towards the Yong'an palace, as the black cloud of resentful spirits follows them closely behind.
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˚₊‧꒰ა k8 is at the amaurot dmv ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @selphie.etheirys.social · 28/06/2026
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I once got a comment on a fic fully 5 years after I'd finished it, saying I should have taken X canon event into account in my fic. nevermind the fact it was a canon-divergence AU and also the event they were referring to didn't happen till 2 years after I'd finished writing it.
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
GOOD. lmao the actual audacity of them to leave you that comment, good lord.
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
could you hear the sound of their clown shoes honking away as they approached your account closely enough to leave you a comment? god the self-importance and entitlement of some people is ASTONISHING
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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It’s this one, I think, by Kate Beaton.
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 28/06/2026
Every single time someone is like "Oh can you stop doing do X, Y, or Z in your writing" I'm like a) I don't care what you want b) I will continue to do what *I* like c) Go eat a pinecone d) You can think it all you want but you CANNOT ASK. WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY. YOU CANNOT. NO. BAD. NO.
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"I went to read a free novel at the place where free stories are posted and even though I have paid Zero Dollars for my free stories, I feel entitled to tell the author they should do it differently because I personally like stories to suit my tastes exactly 🙂 there is no flaw in my logic 🙂"
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
who the fuck comments on a fic to tell the author you don't like the narrative or stylistic choices they made? cool story bro, close the tab and go read a different fic. it's fine if you don't like it! but the author isn't WRONG to make choices YOU don't personally agree with, either.
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
lrt: there's always been a subsection of people who will comment in this weird way on fic, tbh. I haven't posted enough fic recently to know if it's lately gotten worse (thanks to things articulated better in other threads) but regardless... extremely entitled loser ass behavior tbh
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 28/06/2026
ALSO THIS, which is so well-put. (And I swear this is the last thing I'll say about the word discourse.) To me is it not really the 'I don't know this word' that bugs me, it's the ask. You do not get to ORDER UP what an artist provides! You get what you get! When did this change?!!??
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Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”
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Monstress @monstress.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
a wizard deranged enough cut a guy in half would do it in the most gruesome way OR most devastatingly surprising way possible. For whatever reason I see it as: if he wants them to see it coming, hot-dog style; for horrible surprise, very fast hamburger style.
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Ashley Nichols @ashleynichols.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this
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unangbangkay @unangbangkay.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The planet of the bass guy aka kyle gordon
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Best comedy of the year
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Viter ☁️ @windcloudii.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
A little bit of Qijiuyuan #svsss #jiuyuan #qijiu #yueyuan #Qijiuyuan
Redraw of "This my boyfriend's boyfriend" meme with Shen Yuan, Shen Qingqiu and Yue Qingyuan.
Shen Yuan is holding Shen Qingqiu hand and points to Shen Qingqiu and Yue Qingyuan. Shen Qingqiu is holding both Shen Yuan and Yue Qingyuan hands. 
Shen Yuan says: This is my boyfriend, Shen Qingqiu. And this is Shen Qingqiu's boyfriend, Yue Qingyuan.
Shen Qingqiu confused mumbles: What is the "boyfriend"?
Yue Qingyuan responds smilling: I have no idea.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
when AI companies go bankrupt
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Red Guy with “AI” on his chest is falling backwards off a cliff. A Purple Guy is running to “save him”

Panels 2-4: Close up of Purple Guy’s hands gradually going from outstretched fingers to a closed fist

Panel 5: Red Guy falls backwards off the cliff while Purple Guy does nothing but show him his middle finger.
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