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MonkeySkeleton85

@monkeyman85.bsky.social
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IT guy who digs video games, comics, horror, and metal, among other things. I try to stay chill and positive. He/Him.

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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 13h
I love how in 70/early 80s horror when they're like, "The devil waited for a cynical time, when society would fall apart and morals fall by the wayside." And I'm like, yeah (takes a drink), it's never getting worse for society than the 70s.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 20h
That's cause they only did two. There's enough juice for dozens now. Make them vote on one every week.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Got bit by the Well Dweller bug after playing the demo. Incredible game so far. It's like Hollow Knight but funnier and not as punishing on death. Also reading Necroscope 2, which is still pretty fun.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And the one Miles fan slipped right through their fingers, too.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Oh, darn. My wallet really needed to be inspected by a legitimate professional."
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Slop" is becoming the "um" and "like" of this decade.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How many millions for some people to never grow up? To grow into a person who acknowledges the interiority of other people must seem like hell to the grown children of privilege.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bezos is talking about AI productivity leading to single-earner households and short work weeks, but he can just do all that right now if he really wanted to. What does he need to be more efficient at this point? Just double a bunch of people's pay right now! Literally why not?
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My jaw actually dropped open. But yeah, that's who these people are.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You WILL be ashamed of your words and deeds.
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
'divided by age and homeownership' may as well be the epitaph of the country at this point
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Electric Kool-Aid Bechdel Test @i-rohl.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
The pundit class's notion of "free speech" is predicated on a division of humanity into those who *participate* in debates and those who are the *topic* of debate, where treating one of the former as if they were one of the latter is seen as the direst of all threats to "free speech".
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Patiently waiting for the op-ed saying the right-wing base should reach out to socialists they disagree with to find common ground and heal a divided nation. I'm sure that's coming any week now.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Being a selfish tyrant with your inherited giant pile of gold is actually very intellectual and complex." - somebody born on third base who doesn't work
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't think you're a miserable little pile of secrets, but I imagine you may be a large, happy pile of secrets.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There should be a support group for Kyle Gordon coming for your favorite genre and nailing it to the wall. Dude finally did a goth song and cooked so hard.
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Kyle Gordon - Blasphemy (feat. The Vigil) [Official Audio]
YouTube video by kylegordonisgreat
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mirror's Edge and Talos Principle 2. Will I play them? Who knows. It was $4 for both.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tubes are now battlefields
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I said the same thing. I guess it doesn't matter if saving resets enemies b/c they're supposed to do that anyway. 🤷‍♂️
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Because emotional intelligence is a million miles away from these people, they can't just say, "I feel bad about my daughter." Instead, their feelings have to be "western civilization" or whatever.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These are people who think fat-shaming makes people thinner and being nice makes people fatter. They don't know how anything in the body works, but they warmly remember their parents being huge assholes.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It could be Schmitt got the teams confused. But I think he also knew it didn't matter anyway; that he'd be covered and defended by the people expected to do so.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I was young, I was far more up to date with charting music. In theory, hit singles are demos. At some point, if you like music, you expand into what you like and leave the top-40 cocoon behind to enter a larger world not defined by numbers of fans but more of what you like.
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not the audience for the Smith hearing, but the main political issue here is that Republicans want the world to know that Smith subpoenaed congressional phone records as he investigated Jan. 6 etc, and nobody outside the Senate can explain to you why that's bad.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm sure you'll like the game, too.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look, there's a secretly mega-popular music genre in America that mainstream culture ignores due to snobbery, and it's called Latin music.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hear about songs like this from Todd in the Shadows at the end of the year.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Meanwhile, Necroscope continues to kick ass. I get why this series has 10 books or something. It's very fun.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've been playing Dune Awakening single-player and it rules. The first several hours are very tough. It feels like the Dark Souls of survival crafting games and the spiritual opposite of a cozy game. Instead of pulling up turnips, you're harvesting blood from enemies and converting it to water.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I remember when older people used to complain about young people saying "like" and "um" to fill space in sentences. That's roughly how I feel about the word "slop" these days.
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What was the prompt? Is anybody in governemnt or media demanding to know what the prompts were?
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At some point, we're gonna have a recall of rat meat caught in the wastes.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watch yourself. That's a professional snark right there. I hear those types are fluent in sarcasm. And don't talk to them before they've had their coffee.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
These look like slasher masks. The Strangers felt like jazzing it up today.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Started reading Necroscope by Brian Lumley, and I'm loving it. Good character work in that one. I also started The Scarlet Gospels by Clive Barker, which wastes no time getting nasty and I just started. Palworld is getting tough as I try to build a team for one of the last bosses.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have no expertise on trans people, but if a democratic candidate started fear mongering or equivocating on immigrants, not only would I stay home, my mom would remember their exact words for about a decade. If somebody told me to be an adult and suck it up, I would know they're racist.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank goodness a bunch of diesel generators could bring us this image.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is he posting Vengeance of Bane right now?
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"the reporting around it"
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I assume he means how to start doing it.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, I certainly won't be buying Robert Kraft's next album.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One starts making a beat. The other describes buying a moped.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The fucking escalator should have kept going.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm currently playing Palworld and anticipating Dune Awakening next week, in the exact same genre. Feels unwise, somehow. Like, I just did base building and crafting. And yet... #blutoid
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why do people act like they need to qualify supporting Macklemore's politics by making it clear they don't think he's cool or like his music? It's okay. Nobody's asking you that.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Maybe it's just my own algorithm, but is everybody on YouTube doing a health scare now? Apparently, everything on Earth will either add or subtract 30 years from my life. If I wrap a falafel in salami, does it balance out to a net zero?
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't think country music has been an "underdog" in my entire 40-year life. It has always made an insane amount of money. But when you need to do a politics, it's always rising and falling.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You know it's quality op-eding when you keep saying "citation needed" out loud after every statement.
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MonkeySkeleton85 @monkeyman85.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I remember. He was directly asked about it in a debate and he said it was "Locker. Room. Talk." and the press dropped it as an issue. They decided he won the point and addressed the issue. Dude basically said 'fuck you' and somehow that settled it. 🤦
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