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Scheiss Hund

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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 21h
its a shame strom thrumond died so long ago because paying for the education of the daughter he conceived by raping his teenage servant would apparently have garnered him near-infinite goodwill from a lot of ostensibly left-ish people
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
spoke to my industry source and he could confirm that marge simpson, m3gan, and one of the fortnite furrybait characters all die during this movie; theyre working hard to edit it below an nc17 but its not looking good
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new rule: all presidents go to prison and any dipstick who (ghost)writes a memoir about working for the president goes to prison twice
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is kinda beside the point (conservatives are all pedophiles there are no exceptions), but: its always funny to me how often the rights fantasies/delusions of hypermasculinity collide with the fact that so many of them would get their shit fully, legally rocked by a <14yo track and fielder
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i do sometimes wonder if it feels good to just let your brain melt into boomer sludge and replace your capacity for thought with a bunch of reheated cultural grievances from yesteryear
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
since the head of T&S has decided to explicitly spell out how biased the dogass "moderation" they employ here is, its probably a good time to check in with the site's Head of Communications that was hired 6 months ago
post by josh petri, bluesky head of comms, about "nyc restaurant drama" with a screengrab from a nyt article about two restaurateur dipshits in the city who have a grudge
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
loser conservative party full of loser conservatives who wont even make symbolic gestures against trump. the chance of them ever imposing material consequences on him or his cronies is literally zero
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ohhhh so thats why every liberal midwit has been tearassing around here all day spewing bullshit about "biological males" what a little treat it must be to have some loser politician you can hide behind while you take the mask off and tell the uppity lessers how you feel
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Acton voiced support for qualified immunity, ICE, & flock cameras and *still* found herself attacked by a guy in Blue Lives Matter garb. No matter how much you try to appeal to the right, they will always view you as the enemy. Why not just vocally be a good person??
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
wretched, useless creature
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
lotta people mocking but but honestly "Don't Expect Too Much" is about the most accurate slogan that could exist for the democrats. weird how their popularity is in the toilet even against the backdrop of trump stripmining the country to fill his own pockets, but im sure those things are unrelated
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Shirokuma Cafe Bot 🐻‍❄️🐼🐧 @shirokumascreen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i cant definitively prove the existence of the soul but i can 100% tell you when somebody is bereft of one
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
journos catch a lot of flak for how quickly they circle the wagons to protect even their most loathsome peers, really only second to police unions, but academics are proving themselves the dark horse in this fight
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
very "good" and "cool" that half of all posts on busky these days are think tank midwits whining that everybody outside their peer group is wrong about everything/too dumb/too illiberal/not nice enough to me
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
York from deadly premonition, white dude, short hair, scar on temple, rad as fuck and dumb but in a good way
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
oh thank godddd the evil shithead is a gross homo now i have a REAL reason to dislike him gosh its so hard being a liberal
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
legit thought huffpo had closed it's doors like a decade ago, and honestly that might have been the better path seeing as it now appears to be weekly world news for genx boomers
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
rough day for all the deranged radlibs whose only motivating animus post-2024 has been disciplining the disloyal arabs
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"you get what you pay for" has been true for longer than this malformed child has been alive, but a lot of things must be hard to understand when youve never known a single moment of financial insecurity in your entire life
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
not a surprise that this whole mess ends in a corporate-mandated whiny non-apology where he constantly reasserts his infallibility, but still pretty bleak to see how many people in the quotes are so desperate for heroes that this drivel is all it takes for them to kiss his tithe-paying mormon ass
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
2026 you dont even need to scratch liberals anymore, just offer them anything except utter obsequiousness and youll see their true colors
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The firestorm of age-verification laws have done almost nothing to prevent minors from accessing porn online. What they have done is give the state a powerful tool to harass speech they don't like by declaring it pornographic or "harmful to minors."
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
its ironic? that the nov '24 cohort is gonna become even more deranged and insufferable because of this article even though the last botnet to get activated on here was comprised entirely of nov '24 resister meemaw accounts
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
use referral code LUMPYBOER at signup before september 1st and grok will generate a free piece of CSAM for every $100 in your initial deposit
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
oh wow soulless rightwing freak number 183 is so hard up for funders that shes pro-ukraine this month good for her i hope she gets obliterated by a stray russian shell 🙏
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
can a plastic surgeon please explain what the hell is going on with his cheek and jaw area
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Share if you dont think*
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"i spent my entire life voting for bigotry and oppression but now everyone at astrology book club is mocking me because of how embarrassing trump is so heres a lecture" itd be hilarious if this wasnt exactly the kind of braindead gutter slug that liberals think is worth appeasing at any cost
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
its funny how close this is to the reddit conspiracy theorist canard of 'if everyone criticizes us it means we're correct', something they famously deployed while distributing literal csam among themselves to find proof of hillary eating babies what a miracle the centrist mind is
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
does a half literate wife beater turn his body cam off and mag dump you? does a rightwing vigilante with a dogass perm murder you, walk away without a single conviction, and then get rewarded with a do-nothing job by a billionaire fascist? shut the fuck up
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
honestly just start screening for cock size at this point, fuck it if helping this empty little manling live his vicarious masculinity soldier larp is what it takes to gut the us military then i support it
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
readers who pay close attention will notice two instances of the word 'staffers' and zero instances of the word 'family' despite mitch having a wife and 3 children, which should help you understand why this generation of politicians are so insistent on staying in office until they drop dead
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
if you took a random sampling of platnerites and trump voters im honestly not sure who would have a higher ratio of shitheads at this point. dude is a world class magnet for aggrieved trash
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
feels like "would you let a republican molest your kid for a 1% shot at a scholarship" is an incredibly easy choice, but i guess you should never bet against the american impulse to view children as things
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
former dnc chair jaime harrison giving his official endorsement to voting third party 👍
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
vote for me 2028 and day 1 im disenfranchising this dipshit
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
oh no you got your feelings hurt online once and allowed it to shape your entire personality and ideology because you werent emotionally mature enough to move past it, thats so sad for you back to kindergarten then, better luck next time around ❤️
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"the opposition" is now glazing ⭐mitch mcconnel⭐ just in case you still had any doubts about how these losers are going to rehab trumps legacy once that shitbag croaks
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
fucking jay graber worked on zcash lol
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
every individual instance of dems proudly announcing that they will fight to the death against the chance of a better tomorrow does 10000000x more to depress voter turnout than the sum effect of all the uncivil online leftists that get blamed for the failures of this loser party
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
a dozen of these whiners turns up every month and not a single one of them actually has the gumption to just fuck off back to twitter
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
astonishing amount of things to unpack here but im gonna ignore all of them and bet that she drives an absolutely *pristine* jeep gladiator with that stupid fucking high tide sticker on the fender in her landlocked port city
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
a dude who rages about women only liking tall/jacked guys is the most reliable red flag in existence. 1/3 of the planet thinks the ideal dude looks like a hairy nacho libre, but to learn that you'd have to spend one (1) second of your life not glued to manosphere disorder cultivating ragebait
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 10/05/2026
Yes, they noticed this, fixed it and the data centre paid back the bill - but 100 freaking percent it is a huge, huge error and can only happen in the context of rushed, corrupt data centre development Imagine all the stuff like this that hasn't been detected yet? www.politico.com/news/2026/05...

A data center drained 30M gallons of water unnoticed — until residents complained about low water pressure
Residents in Fayetteville, Georgia, noticed low water pressure last year. The utility discovered two unaccounted-for water connections at one of the nation’s largest data center campuses.

When the county utility investigated, officials discovered two industrial-scale water hookups feeding a data center campus located 20 miles south of downtown Atlanta. One water connection had been installed without the utility’s knowledge, and the other was not linked to the company’s account and therefore wasn’t being billed.

All told, the developer, Quality Technology Services, owed nearly $150,000 for using more than 29 million gallons of unaccounted-for water. That is equivalent to 44 Olympic-size swimming pools and far exceeds the peak limit agreed to during the data center planning process.

The details were revealed in a May 15, 2025 letter from the Fayette County water system to Quality Technology Services, which outlined the retroactive charge of $147,474. The letter did not specify how many months the unpaid bill covered, but when asked about it Wednesday, Vanessa Tigert, the Fayette County water system director, said it was likely about four months. A QTS spokesperson said the timeframe was 9-15 months.

Once the data center was notified, it paid all retroactive charges, a QTS spokesperson said in an email, noting the unmetered water consumption occurred while the county converted its system to smart meters.
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
how is the left catching strays for THIS shit of all things? like i know that left punching is the only thing liberals are good for anymore but if you think its "leftists" getting mad at aoc for calling the 🌸big tent🌸 bullshit then you need a ct scan
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
lol fucking prove it. he's a career killer whose entire political experience is the planning board of a 1k pop highway rest stop in maine
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
modern journalism exists as a jobs program for fuckups and dullards who will debase themselves in any way asked as long as they can pretend, even for a single second, that they are actually important or popular
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
every time you blame vibe coding/ai for the fact this place runs like shit it makes a dozen of the whiniest, weakest, wettest, thinnest skinned techoid pissbabies alive get so mad that their apple watches call 911. this means it is your civic duty to keep doing it 🫡
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Scheiss Hund @pespizero.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
genuinely funny to remember that they hired a head of communications like 6? weeks ago and hes done nothing but skeet like linda yaccarino since then while the devs take turns doing the kinda posts that cost you a job in any industry outside of 🌸tech startup🌸
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