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Josh Addison

@monkeyfluids.com
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Monkey Fluids was back briefly! And you missed it!! monkeyfluids.com All my other shit is still there: monkeyfluids.me

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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 29/09/2026
Imagine crashing your plane, then having a group of EMTs immediately parachute in to save you. That's some Truman Show shit right there. You'd never be convinced you weren't the main character from then on.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 28/09/2026
Hey, it's another new episode! Yet again, @mrxdentith.com and I refrain from dodgy Scottish accents and barely mention Highlander 2 at all! I can't think of a stronger recommendation.
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Lockerbie: The Disaster: The Podcast: The Podcast · Zencastr Video
It's been close to 40 years, and the bombing of Pan Am flight 103 over Lockerbie remains the deadliest act of terrorism in the UK. It's an event with many conspiratorial angles, which were discussed i
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 27/09/2026
"A movie with an excellent soundtrack that's based on a comic book about a guy who dies and gets brought back to life" - which one am I talking about?
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 27/09/2026
I was talking to my son's friends about movies and mentioned "The Crow". One of them replied "I've heard of that - it's like this other one I saw: Spawn". I calmly told them that thirty years ago I would have slapped them hard in the face for saying that, but, yeah that's a fair observation.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 27/09/2026
Uh, his name is Marion "Cobra" Cobretti - show some respect.
Cobra. The other one.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 23/09/2026
A cute(ish) survivor-like, which your assets have come in handy for multiple times!
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 22/09/2026
See this is why I have to drink so much Mountain Dew - I'm only getting half a star of health each time.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 17/09/2026
Another day, another email suggested domain names I might also want. I'm not saying I don't.
monkeefluids.com
munkyfluids.com
monkeefluids.io
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M R. X. Dentith @mrxdentith.com · 17/09/2026
The game I designed, 'Prestige!' is available now on Itch.io to download for free to print-and-play. There is a physical version coming from 'The Game Crafters' but a) it will be pricey and b) I have to see the physical product before I can authorise it. So, go to Itch! horansome.itch.io/prestige
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Prestige! by horansome
A game of daring heists, deadly murders, and devilish extortions!
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 16/09/2026
"As a child insomniac during the slender slice of history when you might have a TV in your bedroom but not a computer..." - did I write this? Did I write this in a dream? Am I @merrittk.com? I'm pretty sure I'd have noticed if I was.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 14/09/2026
You might think that should have read "@mrxdentith.com and I are going forward", but actually I was referring to them in the plural, to account for both them and their magical AI BFF.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 13/09/2026
@mrxdentith.com are going forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always spiraling, spiraling, spiraling toward a very specific kind of AI psychosis. More fun than it sounds!
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Spiralism · Zencastr Video
It's been 25 years since the 9/11 attacks, so obviously we're going to talk about AI. Does it pass the Turing Test? Is it conscious? Are there parasitic AI personas inducting their users into the secr
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 04/09/2026
OK, that's not bad.
Wordle having a good day of it.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 02/09/2026
Thought this headline was about me to begin with - I was getting quite worried until I hit the last two words.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 31/08/2026
Barely in the top 10 - gotta make room for Loaded Weapon 1.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 29/08/2026
Wait, there was a fourth Species film? This changes everything!
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 29/08/2026
Ascended masters! Theosophy! Problematic race stuff! Gratuitous pop culture references shoehorned in to take the edge off the problematic race stuff! This episode has all that and more. (By "more" we mean "cake".)
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The Ascended Masters (Might be Cake) · Zencastr Video
M's desire to discuss the who, what and why of the ascended masters sees us look into Theosophy and its founder, Mme. Blavatsky, whose magnum opus is, we think you'll agree, thematically identical to
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 27/08/2026
LANTERNS has been interesting so far - "I'm going to lug these nude corpses around to further my investigation into this heavily-armed small town militia. Then I'll fly into space to talk to a pink man. Also, fuck you John Stewart. Just in general."
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 26/08/2026
(And if you don't, it probably applies universally anyway.)
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 26/08/2026
(Normally I'm soundly against vagueposting, but I assume we all know what this one is about.)
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 26/08/2026
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 26/08/2026
One of the best mashups I know because how could it not be?
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Dolly Parton Vs Jay Z - Jolene Is Mine (KMT Mix)
YouTube video by KMTlondon
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 25/08/2026
Trying acupuncture for a sore neck and now I feel like I've been worked over by a tiny and indecisive vampire.
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 14/08/2026
The auto-generated chapter headings are having a good time of it this episode:
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 14/08/2026
New episode! It's both new and an episode! @mrxdentith.com and investigate Project Anchor and the other conspiracy theories it reminds us of.
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Project Anchor by @Em Dentith
The mysterious Project Anchor has been a topic of conversation on social media lately, so we thought now would be a good time to look into it. What are NASA up to with $89 billion? What are they prepa...
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 10/08/2026
@seanbaby.bsky.social once said that "Markie Post bikini" is the best thing you can type into a Google image search. I would submit that "Stellan Skarsgård 1983" is every bit its equal.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 10/08/2026
Why am I just now learning what Stellan Skarsgård looked like in 1983? This feels like something that should be taught in schools.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 31/07/2026
It's a confound-off! In this episode @mrxdentith.com and I try to confound each other to within an inch of our lives! To the very limits of God and man! Who will survive and what will be left of them?
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Enter the Confoundanatorium! by @Em Dentith
Gird your loins, steel your nerves and kiss your loved ones goodbye as we stride proudly into The Confoundanatorium! First, M will attempt to confound Josh with a mini "What the Conspiracy?" segment; ...
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 01/08/2026
DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES!
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 31/07/2026
It's a confound-off! In this episode @mrxdentith.com and I try to confound each other to within an inch of our lives! To the very limits of God and man! Who will survive and what will be left of them?
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Enter the Confoundanatorium! by @Em Dentith
Gird your loins, steel your nerves and kiss your loved ones goodbye as we stride proudly into The Confoundanatorium! First, M will attempt to confound Josh with a mini "What the Conspiracy?" segment; ...
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 31/07/2026
Which is why, as I understand it, we are both functionally immortal until that happens. The pod must flow.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 29/07/2026
THE DUXCAST IS HAPPENING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 21/07/2026
A flyer for Corban Dallas real estate. Ruby Rhod. You know why.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 21/07/2026
A flyer for Corban Dallas real estate. Ruby Rhod. You know why.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 18/07/2026
Peek inside the hidden world of international philosophy conferences, as @mrxdentith.com gives us the scoop on what they've been up to for the past few weeks.
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M's Conference Report by @Em Dentith
M has been off schmoozing with their peers, cavorting and carousing at one of those star-studded, high-rolling philosophy conferences you always hear about on the news. They're back in China now, read...
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 13/07/2026
And THEN there's the Masters of the Universe film. A good bit of fun, even if I had to keep explaining to the kids "no, that's not just random bullshit, it's something from the 40-year-old cartoon you've never seen." We could all appreciate the numerous jokes at Fisto's expense, though.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 07/07/2026
(I'm also lying - I was 21 in 1997, so everything is aaaalll OK and I am in no way morally suspect.)
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 06/07/2026
An X-Force episode with a fight scene set to "Volcano Girls" by Veruca Salt? Why not just literally have sex with my childhood? Why not actually go back in time and make sweet love to me as a child wait I may have taken a wrong turn here.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 06/07/2026
There's pandering to an audience and there there's season 2 episode 2 of X-Men '97, fired like a sniper's bullet directly into the dopamine receptors of every aging GenXer who watched the original.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 05/07/2026
We are the podcast that isn't afraid to tell the real truth.
They don't love you like I love you.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 05/07/2026
New episode! Sort of! @mrxdentith.com is at a conference, so I talk about the perils of building your own jetpack, which include BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO falling out of the sky and exploding. zencastr.com/z/QmE8e4ln
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Filler Episode - Jetpacks! by @Em Dentith
M's off being a practicing philosopher or something, so here's a quick story of the dangers of building your own jetpack. The dangers include not just flying into the sky and exploding, but more crime...
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 01/07/2026
"Strip Law" reminds me more of "The Critic" than any other cartoon I've seen, which is the highest praise I can give to basically anything.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 25/06/2026
@mrxdentith.com and I talk about the death of Scottish politician Willie McRae, without at any point lapsing into an insensitively bad Scottish accent. I don't use the term "hero" lightly, but I think the two of us qualify just for that. zencastr.com/z/qkdUAgmi
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The Death of Willie McRae by @Em Dentith
Willie McRae, a Scottish lawyer, politician and activist, died on April 7 1985 - this much is agreed on. Conspiracy theories persist to this day around exactly how and why he died (although, to be fai...
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 24/06/2026
If nothing else, briefly reviving Monkey Fluids has given me additional insight into what topics get the most traction with various social networks. So far I have: Reddit - masturbation and murdering sex workers Bluesky - linguistic pedantry Mastodon - Anal sex and blowjob references
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 22/06/2026
I know, right? If anything, their aircraft carrier is a little on the light side.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 19/06/2026
Don't weep because it's over; smile because the one before this was a pretty sweet fart joke.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 18/06/2026
Yep, that'll do. Thanks for the views and the likes and whatnot - maybe I'll do this again in another twenty years. #comic #webcomic #monkeyfluids #onelastmonkey www.monkeyfluids.com/2026/06/and-...
The sad fact is that after twenty years of this, it’s all Timmy knows anymore. He’d pray for death, if he still remembered what those words mean.
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Josh Addison @monkeyfluids.com · 17/06/2026
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a sort of fffthhhppt sound. #comic #webcomic #monkeyfluids #fartjoke www.monkeyfluids.com/2026/06/apre...
“IBS playing up, Doris? That was a particularly nasty one. No use trying to wave it away—it’s already stripped the pattern off that wall!”
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