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@monkchips.com
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 3h
Rookie error trusted Google weather when it said it would not rain in Maine today or tomorrow. Did not bring appropriate footwear. Explicitly decided not to bring waterproof boots lol.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 4h
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 4h
Just had a great call where I was able to suggest some people i greatly respect for a really cool job. It's nice to be in a place where you can represent like that
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 5h
I like this articulation.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 6h
I still prefer hand crafted for this purpose. The transition from listening to flow beats is part of the fun.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 7h
"infinite personalised music" sounds like a circle of hell
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 7h
Good morning skitches!
Espresso shot in a white cup and saucer with a glass of sparkling water. The table is shiny and grey and has a reflection of a light fitting
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 16h
Imagine drinking at a bar that wasn't LGBTQ friendly
A brown butter old fashioned with two pride flags, in the background
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 17h
Good job friend.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 19h
example two
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22h
If we can auto enroll every child into Trump accounts we can auto enroll every child into Medicare is the easiest layup of 2029.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 19h
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 19h
Funny how bro is channeling the Police on this one
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ROCKMAN
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20h
cloudflare buys bluesky
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 21h
👀
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 23h
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
Just lovely. My wife's family are from the Windrush generation (Dominican and Jamaican), her godmother was Irish, there are two Polish Jamaican marriages in the family. The day my daughter, for a school project, managed to identify the actual boat her grandfather came over on. 😍
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Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Both descendants have learned a lot from my articles, and I've learned SO much from them, and with hopefully much more to come. Buzzing with ideas that formed last year and now feel much clearer. The best finding from this week? Felix Scott's grandson was... www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpo...
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Tributes to 'community giant' Eric Lynch after his death aged 89
Eric Lynch died November 1 and leaves behind a legacy of union activism and teachings
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
I don't really know why @oispooky.bsky.social chose this research direction in the first place but I am really glad she did. History is important. Black British history is important. Family history is a gift. And A Thousand Blows is great TV. You should watch it.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
Filing that one away. That is some good fucking parenting right there. Thanks for sharing.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
Well played that man. Hope the kiddo feels better soon .
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
Like I say it would arguably punish championship teams that have done nothing wrong, and been punished *quickly* when they did break the rules
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
Yeah good shout the current owners have shown themselves to not be "fit and proper"
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
Yes this would be heading in the right direction.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
Relegation means nothing. That just punishes teams in the championship. They need to lose titles.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
I think they should throw the book at man city, which includes points deductions for seasons when they "won" the league. It's not enough to relegate them for one season, they should be stripped of titles when they were cheating. Will not be a popular opinion among city fans obviously, but wtf lads.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
Sorry to keep reposting but there are some bangers out here vibe his afternoon. Love this advice. "Take your time" is a powerful and wonderful magic.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
Yet more moral cowardice and moral turpitude in elite institutions
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“When food prices go up because farm workers go missing, that’s the ICE Tax. When construction grinds to a halt because no one is left to build homes, that’s the ICE Tax. When our elders can’t get the care they deserve because their caretakers and nurses are gone, that’s the ICE Tax.” #EndtheICETax
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CHC Chair: ‘ICE Is Not Just Busting The Budget, It’s Wrecking Our Economy’
Congressional Hispanic Caucus members joined America’s Voice to call for an end to the ICE Tax that’s making the lives of all working families more expensive.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
This is a good question.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
This is common sense. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Definitely click through on this story for the quotes from the Third Way spokesperson, who AGREED Democratic candidates should NOT adopt Republican language on trans issues. I was floored - even tried to get Billie to put it in the headline. This is not just analysis, these quotes are news.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
FFS why is everyone sneezing on this plane. Can't take off soon enough. Need some of that sweet sweet air flow.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
Great job Peter and Joy. What a milestone. Congratulations 🎉.
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
okay that's cool
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
confirmation bias is the sweetest bias
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
I didnae know I wis channelling Rabbie Burns 😂
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
👍🏻
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
We could always fuck around a little bit and see. Discuss it over lunch next week eh?
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
Yeah I need @jevbot.bsky.social on the case 😂
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
Merci.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
Thanks brother you too
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
Yeah I considered rhymes for the third line but decided I was overthinking 😂 The train, plane, Maine rhymes were accidental. I only noticed them after writing the sentence. Strong Doctor Seuss vibes.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
It's a tone of moral superiority that grinds my gears. Not sure it's amenable to filters. I should probably just start blocking liberally.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
If I could just mute self righteousness on this website that would fix me
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
I am now on a train, travelling to get on a plane, which I will fly on for many hours, to catch a bus To Portland, Maine.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 29/09/2026
This seems bad
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Aram Zucker-Scharff @chronotope.aramzs.xyz · 28/09/2026
The most recent event I went to had multiple big publishers talking about the question of future of media in an age where search is sabotaged by Google's push to AI and the verdict from all of them was basically: 'we lost a bunch of traffic, but our least loyal, least engaged, least valuable users.'
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The Sun, XIX |shop & comms open @thesunxix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I think about this little guy I painted last year and about the lucky person who got him the same exact day I listed it and just nod my head. #art #illustration #watercolor
Picture of a tiny watercolor painting surrounded by stationery and art supplies. The subject of the painting is a radish with a confused expression
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