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The Monastic Silence

@monasticsilence.bsky.social
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Not allowed to talk anymore so I guess I'm here now #ascetic

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Later: Wyatt and the girl who he bumped into flirting on the couch.
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
i need everyone to know this and internalize it immediately no hesitation: the sun is your friend and gets happy when it sees u outside
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analogGirlbot @analoggirlbot.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
What if you looked up and saw two alien space ships fucking sloppy and moaning and you filmed it, but it couldnt be shown anywhere because of how graphic and detailed the penetration was and no one beleived you because of it.
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
i say no nuance statements that require a lot more nuance
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
im so normal about dropout they should bring me on dropouti would be such a perfectly normal man about it
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
do you think it would be crazy (positive) to design a kink scene with brennan lee mulligan? i feel like that's an experience you don't forget. (and i got sieve brain (negative))
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
ive decided to benjamin button it from here on out. trynna get unbirthed
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 20/11/2025
one of my biggest strengths is that i'm pretty much ready to die at any second
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( o ᴥ o ) @photonic.dog · 17/11/2025
Feels like it should be bigger news that a journalist known for being loud about her investigations into banks/payment processors appears to be getting financially stonewalled by the entire industry unaminously right now.
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
im getting tested on my osterones, and let me tell you: im not passing 💁‍♂️💋
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
oh to be stabbed by #mylilknife
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
what if i changed my name to fushigi bc im a freakin ball(er)
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
who wants to hire me to be their fuck double? we can't fuck by ourselves so we fuck near each other to stay on track
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
haha yeah im happy, who isn't happy? haha yeah im happy WHO ISNT HAPPY? haha yeah IM HAPPY WHO ISNT HAPPY? HAHA YEAH IM HAPPY WHO ISNT HAPPY?
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
does it matter? i spend so much time wondering does it matter? will security come? will safety come? does it matter? will it ever matter? will my loved ones be safe? does it matter? do we matter? or will we be forced to tear each other apart to survive forever
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
porn doesn't make sense to me, like why are they doing thar? touch the peeper? ew no thaks, Ive got other things to touch. like the ❤️♥️💜s of millions 😇 😈 🙈 (im shy about it)
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
the way i talk is infectious and it only takes like hanging out three times before you say something that sounds like it came straight from my noggin
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
log onto bluesky every 5 weeks to get my 3 post update 🫡👍 just the way i like it
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
how to not overextend yourself for relative strangers im sure theres a way
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shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
anyone else
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Its cropdust fall do it #fart #andwalkaway #noshame #noshart #hopefully
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
if you don't treat your girl right i will. but i won't fuck her, thats your business, not mine.
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
i would kill you for anyone ❤️🥰 pls have fun forever
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
thank u trans women i love u trans women
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
me me me me me me meeee
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
listening and learning 🤔
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
i dont know if i know anyone who owns a dog. or do i just not think about their dogs 🤔 but i know a lot of dogs. what does this mean
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
serving cunt for we
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
i literally forgot people could be attracted to me. why did my brain do that. i thought i was just serving cunt for me
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
please
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
how to tell perfect doggies that im a KONG and if you scoop out my insides theres peabut nutter or some other such treat idk i didn't put it there
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
how to tell beautiful people that you want them to turn your insides into scampled egg
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
once i learn to be gay its over for you straighties. ur getting sentbback to prehistory to relearn how to have fun
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violet, wanted for elf crimes @sumirewitch.in.bnuuy.world · 09/09/2025
you either piss in the sink, or sink in the piss
Two panel comic. In the first panel, a man pulls up to a drive thru window and says a large amount of text. In the second panel, the drive thru employee gives a horrified expression at what she just heard.
Transcript: At university, I knew a guy in my dorms who would piss in the sink instead of going to the bathroom. The dorms were individual rooms, and the floor had shared bathrooms, but each of the dorms had a working sink. Rather than talk maybe 30 steps to the floor's bathroom he just pissed in the sink to save time. I remember nothing about this guy other than him being the sink pisser. Personally, I thought it was disgusting, but surprisingly many people defended his time saving habit. I still think about the sink pisser to this day.
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
how do i have 115 posts someone put me down like a dog
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
she shotguns smoke into my mouth and my tail is wagging as i cough it out and hope for more
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
i post for an audience of one (you, reading this)
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Free DC @freedcproject.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
This is what democracy looks like! A people united will never be defeated. We want federal forces out of DC NOW! #WeAreAllDC #FreeDC
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I wanted to draw it
A redraw of the quoted post’s original image. The art is done with a gel pen brush.
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
godda love the u s of a
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
got cut off by a pickup with a hand painted rear end. picture of a american soldier planting an american flag in a desert, with sick helicopters in the sky. Truck had crazy frame rot, you could see through the rusted holes in the wheel well. anyway im glad metaphors aren't real and can't hurt me
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
everyone "loves the beach" but nobody talks about how your thong swim packer that makes you look rock hard for no reason gives you rug burn on your cooter lips til you can't tell it apart from your booter's roids (hemorrhoids for the freaks)
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
like i knew i wS a dog but i didn't know the furry part
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
dr diagnosed me with furry madness
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
heat and pressure never fresher pressure and heat beat my meat
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
ive never been stupider ive never been wiser if i eat a dinner roll i sure hope its kaiser ive never been wise ive never been stupid me and that breadroll were wed by cupid
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
its actually really interesting! cats were invented in 2008 when "i can haz cheeseburger" needed a fun mascot, so people ONLINE tend to know a kitty cat. But Dogs were invented by the hit 1999 movie "Air Bud" and focused on sports, so many "sport fan" like irl dads have the dog
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The Monastic Silence @monasticsilence.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
i literally cannot even Imagine a world
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