shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 05/08/2026is anyone else like me and will only pay people in joke/ocd numbers? sorry you’re getting $4.20 or $69 or $333 120
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 05/05/2026the perfect greek salad. 10% olives 20% greens 10% croutons 30% pepperoncini 5% oil vinegar nonsense 5% onions 5% feta 15% chicken 130
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 30/04/2026sometimes i try to do that vulgar gilbert gottfried bit, but at the very end i always, always without fail slip up and accidentally say “the aristocats” 🐱 000
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 28/04/2026i’ve been everywhere. so trust me when i say, i want to be here 000
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 01/03/2026my friendships are making me so emotional!! why!!! i’m supposed to have better distress tolerance than this 😫 020
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 22/02/2026forcing your kid to learn piano is really good actually. and then reward them with drum lessons 120
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 22/02/2026there’s a band that almost all of my friends love that i just cannot stand and im even afraid to admit it 140
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 09/02/2026i’m a shapeshivter at this masked rave hiding ket in my bag all free for u to boof 111
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 07/02/2026if i had a dollar for every time i skipped out on something cool just to lay in bed all day with some loser… i’d be self employed 000
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 04/02/2026i’m sorry i called you carly rae jepstein. i’m going to planet fitness when i wake up idc how hungover i am. i will repent 020
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 31/01/2026tomorrow is the fifth anniversary of SOPHIE’s passing, and it’s a full moon ✨🌕💛 010
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 12/01/2026my time is so coveted and i know im the luckiest one alive to get to spend it all with myself 000
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 09/01/2026magfest my happy place my serotonin gold mine my sweet mind palace 030
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 29/12/2025sometimes a very average boring song will have a hold on me just because it had one really cool sound that happens like twice. mid ass song. on repeat 😔 010
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 22/12/2025the first mistake was trying to make anything out of a career in music besides music 000
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 20/12/2025excited to work the Thievery Corporation show tonight. hope i meet a Lebanese blonde ha ha 020
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 17/12/2025just confused YHWH Nailgun with Yngwie Malmsteen. on purpose though 🤭 110
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 15/12/2025was just at an intersection with a waymo and a pt cruiser. felt so ominous 010
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 14/12/2025if AR glasses really become a thing…i’m gonna program random events and pop ups into shivfest. maybe people could attend it virtually too. sometimes it’s exciting to think about the creative novelties we could do with technology. but most of the time it’s dreadful to think about!! 040
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 13/12/2025my tracks are too simple. they need more bells and whistles. literally 020
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 14/11/2025i think i died in that accident cuz this must be hell 000
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 19/10/2025don’t let anyone treat you like a criminal just because your lobster is too short. 000
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 17/10/2025[reassuring a paranoid puppygirl] noooo sweetie, everyone’s out to *PET* you! 171
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 16/10/2025just because i’m frequently roadkill doesn’t give you the right to treat me like i’m a prey animal like don’t forget i can rip your face off with my obligate carnivore claws 020
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 16/10/2025fakemink sampled shell of light by burial :3 i love you fake mink 010
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 16/10/2025there’s been too much thinking, and not enough learning!! hmph 😤 030
Reposted by shivTV-MA @tv-ma.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Someone was nice enough to film my performance this past Saturday!youtube.comTV-MA Full Set live at The Void 10/11/25YouTube video by Ian Bain 083
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 08/09/2025is it crazy that i lowkey wouldn’t mind losing my feeties to diabetes? like i can get replacements that make me taller?? sounds like a win 000
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Backbar is a great place to sit down and think about what you’ve done 020
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 18/08/2025still looking for that christmas pomander vape flavor 000
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 04/08/2025when we lock in it’s unreal. it’s like spaghetti going through a black hole and coming out normal 010
shiv @shivlaughlove.bsky.social · 28/07/2025It’s not so much existential inertia as it is my cat is sitting on my lap on my bed and I live here now 010
