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Mitch Alpiner

@moltenslowa.bsky.social
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Previous @DestinyTheGame.bungie.net Social Media Manager. Home cook & dancer. #SupportCreatorsNotPlatforms (He/him)

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🌺 Kailani 🌺 @kocobo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
‼️INCREDIBLY URGENT: NEED $1850‼️ I'm about 2 days from a potential eviction notice. 💼 I AM EMPLOYED, only part-time. ⚕️ My fiancé had emergency surgery = out of his full-time work. In a sea of recent layoffs, I'm still trying to recover from mine in 2024. I appreciate anything. gofund.me/65eecfeac
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Donate to URGENT: Game Devs in Need of Rent Assistance, organized by Kailani Marrero
NEED AT LEAST $1850 BY JULY 7TH PLEASE. Hello, I’m Kailani & I’m a ga… Kailani Marrero needs your support for URGENT: Game Devs in Need of Rent Assistance
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
They took my wisdom teeth yesterday. Now I'm no longer wise. :(
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
16,000+ in attendance at Climate Pledge Arena to watch @seattletorrent.bsky.social! Everyone watches women's sports. 😤
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Project Hail Mary was so good
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Infil Solo over lunchtime. Knife 3 runners in Hauler. Loot North Relay. Exfil.
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Devolver Digital @devolverdigital.com · 23/02/2026
The glorious chaos of BALL x PIT is coming to mobile on March 12! Try it for free with no ads and unlock the full game for $10 if you love to ball on the go. Pre-order now on the App Store and Google Play!
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Been messing with Virtual Desktop on my Quest 3 and I've found my new favorite way to play ELDEN RING: Big main monitor in front of me with a text strategy guide to the side.
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
What's up bluesky
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Please @sprinklrhq.bsky.social add native threading support for @bsky.app so we can make better threads on this platform for @destinythegame.bungie.net and @destiny2team.bungie.net. Thanks.
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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 01/10/2025
Twitter post by @Sosowski.

"This is the best April Fools I made that I also stole from somewhere. Put a [sic] this in the office bathroom. There was ketchup inside. Curiosity got everyone. They could only blame themselves."

The picture is a soap pump dispenser labeled KETCHUP.
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Candied ginger is cool but what about Candied garlic
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
As always, be careful what you say on the internet. We don’t need to go to the gulag today
an orange cat peeking out of a cat cave with an alert and serious expression
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Package delivered.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 10/09/2025
Bluesky is not the group chat
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Quick friendly reminder that Bluesky is entirely fucking public and you should post accordingly! Heads on straight, gang!
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
First they came for Bill Clinton, and I said, yes, that man is a sex pest, get him
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Bruce Englehardt @sounderbruce.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The first East Link train under its own power on the floating bridge!
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I've never had a USPS package marked as "Delivered" and then 6 minutes later get marked as "Undeliverable, we'll try again tomorrow." Anyways please use my tax dollars to fund USPS so this kind of thing doesn't happen again, thanks big government.
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David Hostler @outcastace.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Oh I also have a picture of me and @moltenslowa.bsky.social !
Me, in a navy suit and sunglasses. Mitch in a black suit and sunglasses.
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🌺 Kailani 🌺 @kocobo.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
‼️⚠️ STILL LOOKING FOR WORK & IN NEED OF HELP ⚠️‼️I'm at my wits' end. Even 'survival jobs' haven't gotten back to me. Overdrafted, overdue, & rent is coming up fast. If you're comfortable enough to help, please. If you have leads on jobs, PLEASE. Thank you. 🌺 ko-fi.com/kocobo | 🌺 paypal.me/kmarrero22
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
. @bsky.app has decided to give a blue checkmark to some of the Bungie social media accounts. Thanks @bsky.app!
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I went to go see how @expedition33.bsky.social plays natively on Steam Deck and accidentally played an hour natively on Steam Deck. So...well enough. 😅
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James B. Jones @jamesbjones.com · 20/08/2025
Look, it's easy to dunk on the University of Michigan (I went to Michigan State so I treat dunking on U of M as a hobby), but this is a... less-than-generous read of the statement. It's poorly articulated but it's pretty clear that they're saying "don't abuse it" rather than "you must use it."
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
. @expedition33.bsky.social has been the perfect sit-on-the-couch-and-recover-from-surgery game. This game rules.
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I felt better today.
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I haven't looked at teams or outlook in a week. Feels weird. I'm gonna keep not looking at them until I'm back from paid sick time.
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 13/08/2025
Taylor Swift jokes about being on the ‘New Heights’ podcast: “You guys have a lot of male sports fans that listen to your podcast. I think we all know that if there’s one thing that male sports fans want to see in their spaces and on their screens — it’s more of me.”
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.Taylor Swift whispering in Ice Spice’s ear at the Superbowl where she was booed for existing.
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I downloaded a coin pusher game on Steam and I have been addicted to it during my surgery recovery. Not slay the spire. Not balatro. A coin pusher.
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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 31/07/2025
"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!" Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Tonsillectomy recovery sucks.
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She's got Bette Davicise™ @karilas.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
You know I keep hearing that the best way to preserve the finish on your Cybertruck is to wash it with saltwater and lemon juice
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
To this day PR people ask me if Intuit really asked me to delete this part of the interview and shake their heads in sad disbelief. My friends what we sell here is our ethics policy
I have no issue with hard questions. Also, no issue with talking about free tax prep, Direct File, etc. Your POV is all good, even if it is counter to what we’ve said publicly (links below).

 

My issue is that the interview deteriorated into something unintelligible to listeners. You asked a question and Sasan answered, then he continued to try and answer your follow ups as you raised your voice and spoke over him. There is ample opportunity in post-production to make the interaction sensical.  That’s my ask - to delete that which takes away from the conversation, so listeners understand your question and the answer Sasan gave.

 

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I’m sorry, we do not allow the subjects of our reporting approval over our work. 

This has been central to our very, very public ethics policy since the day we founded The Verge in 2011. I am going to treat your aggressive, explicit request that "At the very least the end portion of your interview should be deleted” as a new piece of reporting information and take it from there.


Nilay Patel • Editor-in-Chief, The Verge
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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 31/07/2025
It's been one year since I was laid off, and my contract with Blizzard ends in two months. I'm still looking for my next role as a senior writer or narrative designer! I have over 8 years of experience working in AAA games from live service MMOs to single player. You can find my work on my website.
hazelmonforton.com
Portfolio — Hazel Monforton
Senior Narrative Designer (2021—2024)
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Justin Đoàn @soundaholism.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
18-month contract narrative designer role for Skate. I can submit a referral if a homie wants one
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Pizza slice Calzone Whole pizza Pizza table
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Charmcaster and Soulbinder were good and now I'm onto Queenslayer
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I am so ready. 🤘
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Satisfactory on Steam Deck!
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Post-reveal celebration. The book is Charmcaster by @decastell.bsky.social.
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Send me some cool Destiny 2 art.
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
We sent out 75+ social media posts on the @marathonthegame.bungie.net channels, using native media and YouTube links. I could not be more happy with how smoothly all these deployments went. Huge shoutouts to @andysalisbury.com, Nikki, and @cozmo23.bsky.social. Goated team.
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Tom Ohle @evolvetom.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
We're hiring! New job just went up today for a Team Manager for our Community team, and we're still taking submissions for our Social & Community Specialist gig! Both remote in Canada. Hit me! Well, the jobs email. Hit www.evolve-pr.com/jobs/
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Marathon @marathonthegame.bungie.net · 07/04/2025
Nothing compares to a warm dead body. 🐈 Join us on Saturday, April 12 @ 10AM PT for the Marathon Gameplay Reveal Showcase. #MarathonReveal 📺🟣 twitch.tv/marathonthegame ▶️ youtu.be/PZUv1-qR1Aw
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Marathon | Save the Date Trailer
YouTube video by Marathon
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Hello
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Shoutout to the very good lighting at this dance studio.
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Robert Brookes 🌿 @sphynxian.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
a scathing .jpeg thumbnail for a youtube video demanding answers as to what went wrong with Hazel's joke and why it was cancelled
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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 01/04/2025
A message to our followers.
A white text on black background image, making an April Fool's Day joke about the game industry.

Text:

It is with heavy hearts that we announce the cancellation of the joke. 

Our hope was to give our followers the highest quality joke possible, but unfortunately this is no longer aligned with our strategic priorities.

This was a tough decision, but we remain focused on delivering high-quality jokes to our followers as we bring our account back to profitability and growth. We believe that streamlining our posts will allow us to drive creativity and create new opportunities for jokes in the future.

To all of our followers who have supported the joke through development, thank you for your trust and passion. We’re sorry to have let you down.

Followers who preordered the joke will be refunded.
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Is there a service that can help me clean out someone else's email inbox with 30,000+ unread messages?
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Mitch Alpiner @moltenslowa.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Let's goooooo. Now if we can just get that 1MB image limit raised... 👀
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