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🌱 level 32 carbon-based lifeform 🔧 tinkering my way into the ATmosphere 🇪🇺 eurosky netizen, practically dutch 🏳️‍🌈 they/she | queer | vegan | polyam ☀️ solar/punk adjacent 💼 software engineer @riotbyte.com "we were born to inherit the stars"

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the fool @agnoster.net · 29/09/2026
the future could be magnificent, and you deserve a share of it
Retro-futurist propaganda poster overlooking a radiant, green utopian city of rivers, bridges, gardens, and gleaming towers at sunrise. Four people and a shaggy dog sit on a flower-covered hillside, gazing toward the city. Across the sky in huge block lettering: “the future could be magnificent, and you deserve a share of it.”
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 28/09/2026
I think we should simply stop PL people from naming things until we can figure out what's going on.
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 26/09/2026
I miss her
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 17/09/2026
I take one day of Bluesky break and everyone is talking about sex cults
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
every software engineer ever:
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 10/09/2026
"haha google ai summary" is overdone yada yada but; I pasted a (reddit) joke because I wanted it explained and I got this masterpiece back
A Google AI overview

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Query: I don't even see yaml anymore. All I see is blonde, brunette, red head...

Al Overview:

You have stared at too many configuration files for too long and officially entered the YAML Matrix.

The YAML Matrix Reality
• The Operators: You no longer see data structures. You only see indentation errors and missing hyphens.
• The Agents: Tab characters are trying to destroy your two-space alignment.
• The Red Pill: Switching to JSON and dealing with all those extra curly braces and double quotes.
• The Blue Pill: Pretending that yes and no are still boolean values instead of strings.
Symptoms of Overexposure
• You panic when a line moves one space to the left.
• You start reading plain text files looking for a root node.
• You try to parse your grocery list with a linter.
If you want to escape the simulation, tell me:
• What configuration tool are you fighting with right now (Kubernetes, Ansible, GitHub Actions)?
• What error message is breaking your reality?
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 10/09/2026
@m-nut.bsky.social 😌
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Kuba Suder 🇵🇱🇺🇦 @mackuba.eu · 10/09/2026
Completely normal things to say to the CTO of the platform you're posting on 👌
Someone quoting pfrazee's post "Tell you what, given the project l've been working on for months, Al very definitely does not offload my cognition. It only augments it, and there wasn't a lot of that to work with to start.", the quote saying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!"

Paul: really dont feel like you're meeting the community guidelines on respectful participation

Reply 1: Blow me

Reply 2: shut the fuck up worm
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Grace @gracekind.net · 09/09/2026
*nodding* the world is passively ending
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 07/09/2026
same
Black cat on Floor
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 06/09/2026
Thank -you- for all you do Bailey!
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 03/09/2026
ooooof get well soon 🫶
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 02/09/2026
There’s a bliss attractor joke here somewhere
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 02/09/2026
Ask not for whom the doom scrolls. It scrolls for thee
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 02/09/2026
you clearly took all the sun with you 😂 enjoy!
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 01/09/2026
I want to believe
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026
Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 30/08/2026
Frankenstein vibe looks hella good! Also ds era being “retro gaming” oof 😭
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/08/2026
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aly @aly.codes · 29/08/2026
it's so funny the lengths people will go to distort the main motivations behind FOSS: - we want copyright reform that respects human rights. - we want freedom of association. - we want auditable code. - we want better code. - we get better, more ethical code through collective ownership.
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 28/08/2026
> - picking a new terminal editor you too huh? let us know what you choose please, I can use some inspiration
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 28/08/2026
@tangled.org spindle down?
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 27/08/2026
i am anti-anti-data-center in a broad sense but i also think that if you build out a bunch of illegal and unpermitted gas generation instead of drawing from renewable sources you should be sued into dissipated interstellar atomic dust
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We can’t build transit or housing or robots or open source AI models or renewables. Instead it’s just non-stop culture war nonsense while we get left behind on everything. It’s embarrassing
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 27/08/2026
Nitter gets a cease & desist from X while atproto, activitypub, and the open social web community makes the Internet more open.
pfrazee.leaflet.pub
SELECT * FROM internet.blogposts
Nitter gets a cease & desist from X while the atproto makes the Internet more open.
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 27/08/2026
"but amos that's a boot loader! an os doesn't necess—" yes yes okay I'll sign your collar at the next autism barks meetup now you go back to your home-manager config and I go back to making posts aiming for exactly 17 likes
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 27/08/2026
a murder of crows a pride of lions an on-call rotation of catgirls
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 27/08/2026
"[...] and we are going to connect them directly to the dimension where the nightmares live. I’m not saying it’s all bad, but I am saying Cthulhu lies deathless dreaming in this web we built him and he is waking up."
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💬 50  🔁 18606  ❤️ 20460 · Did anyone notice how quickly the internet turned into a Lovecraftian horror scenario? Like we’ve got this dimension right next to ours, that extends across the entire pl…
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 27/08/2026
congrats!!
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 27/08/2026
….oh. oh no
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 26/08/2026
learning about libuv like god intended: by bikeshedding async node file io wdym aync io is single threaded?!
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 26/08/2026
I'll take the minor recommendation and not hold it against you hah, thanks!
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 26/08/2026
the non SE -series-, regardless of the gen, webshop where I got it doesn't list the older models
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 26/08/2026
I'd swear it was sold to me as pro but, the non-SE version
coolblue.nl
Apple Watch Series 11 42mm Zwart Sportband S/M | Coolblue | Smartwatches
Bestel de Apple Watch Series 11 42mm Zwart Sportband S/M bij Coolblue. Voor 23.59u? Morgen gratis bezorgd. Coolblue: alles voor een glimlach.
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 26/08/2026
willing to upgrade but a little cautious to be disappointed again because it is a lot of money every time
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 26/08/2026
would you recommend the ultra? I have an older pro model and the sad battery life + nonstandard adapter doesn’t mesh well with my brain
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 26/08/2026
@gui.do open graph image render doesn't like weird (non utf-8?) characters in username
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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 25/08/2026
"god is dead" well thats not quite accurate. ok so how much do u know about systemd unit states
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 26/08/2026
If Tailscale has a million fans, I am one of them... If Tailscale has no fans, I am no longer on earth.
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tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Live your life so you are celebrated like Dolly Parton when you pass.
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hailey @hailey.at · 26/08/2026
if website not for shitposts, why shitpost website shaped?
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sōm ⁂ @hyl.st · 25/08/2026
This is the god damned dream
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 25/08/2026
X shuts down apps that show its posts. Bluesky exists to ernable it. One of these networks is about promoting freedom, the other is not.
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 25/08/2026
menthole top tier joke tho
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Grace @gracekind.net · 24/08/2026
There's never been a better time to be a psycho who is incapable of giving up
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 25/08/2026
> @mokkenstorm.dev showed me what a good grafana setup can look like I'll take the compliment 🫶
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 25/08/2026
"charming metaprogramming footgun" are words I don't want to read before at least my third coffee
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 24/08/2026
I’d be open to be listed 🫶🏻
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