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🌱 level 32 carbon-based lifeform 🔧 tinkering my way into the ATmosphere 🇪🇺 eurosky netizen, practically dutch 🏳️‍🌈 they/she | queer | vegan | polyam ☀️ solar/punk adjacent 💼 software engineer @riotbyte.com "we were born to inherit the stars"

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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 10/09/2026
"haha google ai summary" is overdone yada yada but; I pasted a (reddit) joke because I wanted it explained and I got this masterpiece back
A Google AI overview

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Query: I don't even see yaml anymore. All I see is blonde, brunette, red head...

Al Overview:

You have stared at too many configuration files for too long and officially entered the YAML Matrix.

The YAML Matrix Reality
• The Operators: You no longer see data structures. You only see indentation errors and missing hyphens.
• The Agents: Tab characters are trying to destroy your two-space alignment.
• The Red Pill: Switching to JSON and dealing with all those extra curly braces and double quotes.
• The Blue Pill: Pretending that yes and no are still boolean values instead of strings.
Symptoms of Overexposure
• You panic when a line moves one space to the left.
• You start reading plain text files looking for a root node.
• You try to parse your grocery list with a linter.
If you want to escape the simulation, tell me:
• What configuration tool are you fighting with right now (Kubernetes, Ansible, GitHub Actions)?
• What error message is breaking your reality?
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 07/09/2026
same
Black cat on Floor
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 24/08/2026
Claude response:

You’ve built a house entirely out of my verbal tics and are now asking me to inspect the framing.

The beam is load-bearing. “Not a detail — a design decision” is not. “Both things can be true” is doing zero work and knows it. The gate reveal is the best part: belt-and-suspenders safety against footguns, remembered one paragraph too late, arriving exactly where a mid-response epiphany goes. And then closing on “clear-eyed” is just showing off.

The right move is that I retire the em-dash reversal for the rest of this conversation, and you tell me what you actually wanted — ladder ergonomics, wallpaper opinions, or nothing at all, in which case: well played.
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 23/08/2026
Always just a tourist. probably pumping the numbers a bit when y’all get something vaguely resembling a government again, I hear Seattle is nice 😌
a map of US of A showing where kve I’ve been, showing CA NV WI MI NY NJ FL for 7/50, zero places lived
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 14/08/2026
Berlín i am in you
Alexanderplatz tv tower thing
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 11/08/2026
twinsies
styletwin comparing me as 91% @cee.wtf
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 10/08/2026
I in a shocking turn of events that’ll surprise no-one I’m pleased to announce that I’d go feral for the blue haired queer person and am a hoe
Some statisticspage 1 of 2 showing a diverse cast of people
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 09/08/2026
we're sure I can be normal about this right
▎ Magic-style red and white Legendary Artifact Creature (Vehicle) card titled "Release Train, Unstoppable", costing seven generic, one red, and one white mana, with power and toughness 10/10. The art shows an ornate red and gold steam locomotive tearing through a burning city, rails glowing molten beneath it, debris and embers flying, spectral figures streaming from its carriages. Rules text: "Trample, haste, vigilance, postmortem. Whenever Release Train attacks, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking. Exile that creature at the beginning of the next end step." Flavor text: "The timetable is public. The brakes are aspirational."Magic-style white Sorcery card titled "Daily Standup", costing one white mana. The art shows seven people in pale robes standing in a ring inside a sunlit marble rotunda, each cupping a small glowing orb, with one empty office chair in the middle of the circle and a grid of glowing runic panels on the far wall. Rules text: "Each player untaps a permanent they control. Then each player may reveal a nonland card from their hand. Cards revealed this way cost an additional mana to cast until that player's next turn. Draw a card." Flavor text: "Fifteen minutes. One sentence each. The blocker still gets its own meeting."Magic-style blue and white Enchantment card titled "Tech Conference", costing one generic, one blue, and one white mana. The art shows a vast glass-and-crystal hall where a speaker in a blue robe gestures on a circular stage while a crowd of seated and standing attendees in glowing runic robes watch, take notes on luminous tablets, and talk in clusters in the foreground. Rules text: "When Tech Conference enters, put a conference counter on up to three target Programmer, Engineer, or Advisor creatures you control. Creatures you control with conference counters are Speakers in addition to their other types and get +1/+1. Whenever one or more Speakers you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card." Flavor text: "Three days of talks. One hallway conversation that changes your architecture."Magic-style black Legendary Creature (Demon) card titled "Vendor Lock-In, Demon of Contracts", costing four generic and two black mana, with power and toughness 6/5. The art shows a horned, grey-skinned demon in a high-collared purple and black coat standing in a dim vaulted archive, dangling a length of golden chain from one clawed hand and clutching a heavy iron-bound tome glowing with violet light in the other. Rules text: "Flying. Whenever Vendor Lock-In deals combat damage to a player, that player can't cast spells with mana value 3 or less until your next turn. Two generic and one black mana, Sacrifice another permanent: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle." Flavor text: "Migration is always possible and never, ever begins."
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 08/08/2026
for your consideration, I know there’s prints to but couldn’t find
“I’m back where I started, this time hotter weirder and all on purpose” black letters on pink background with blue mountains/stars in the back
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 06/08/2026
holy claudisms batman gotta get fable a little less trigger happy on the review; the GitHub update is actually kinda nice for the stacked PR workflow but the tooling clearly hasn't caught up yet
screenshot of a pull request comment, using some llm-isms like load-bearing claim and genuinely
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 04/08/2026
might be time to get that framework desktop finally, feel like the temperatures the mbp is running at recently might not be so good for the machine
btop showing max cup usage
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 04/08/2026
📍 Elias Coffee Shop Cafe · Prague, CZ 🌤️ 35°C ★★★★★ my fave unexpected thing about this Prague trip is that its just post pride and there’s so many gay vegan cafes everywhere beaconbits.app/beacon/r5bee2hexwjtm… #BeaconBits
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 02/08/2026
(cont.)
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 02/08/2026
I love helping solve payments and support cool people music in one go, let’s go atmosphere
Screenshot of a notification of @incognitothief confirming the system works
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 29/07/2026
hallelujah, never thought we'd see the day GitHub stacked diffs
screenshot of github stacked prs
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 26/07/2026
We saw god and she is heavy bass and Technicolor
Laser show
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 23/07/2026
spider man meme with the dinosaur lab guy which says 'i don't want to cure cancer, I want to X' with a cutout of the post that says 'generates word cloud in 100 ms'
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 19/07/2026
still nothing happening here!
a debug window for a local copy of tangled, showing no longer overflowing tags
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 19/07/2026
Don't mind me just want a hotlinkable image in my repo. Do we have an imgur-like atproto thing already?
screenshot from the Tangled showing overflow of a container when many packages are released at the same time
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 15/07/2026
😴
Bluesky muted words overview, adding “code was never the hard part”
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 14/07/2026
they should have never given me SICP and Crafting Interpreters honestly
an overview of a tangled diff that shows added/deleted, highlighting the efficiency of a Domain Specific Language
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 14/07/2026
they have now switched to drum and bass which is the Obviously Correct EDM genre but it has also been a ~week now and? go to bed? turn down the volume? on a weekday? after 2am???
simpsons old man yells at cloud meme in a newspaperr
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 07/07/2026
ahhhhhh amazing thanks!
a github invitation for singi labs
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 06/07/2026
late to the party because i was doing screen detox at a music festival but Fable is pretty good
slowpoke unlimited fossil Pokémon card art, referencing the slowpoke meme
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 27/06/2026
should be fixed now? thanks for the tip
pds moover being done with fixing my missing blobspds moover being in progress with fixing my missing blobs
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 24/06/2026
borat great success dot gif
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 19/06/2026
gotta get this laminated
bluesky themed drivers license style card
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 09/06/2026
TIL that Marvels Ulysses Klaue and Star Wars' Snoke are played by the same Andy Serkis
Star Wars snoke dyingOne-armed marvel villain
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 04/06/2026
that’s how they get you
an order confirmation screen showing two bought domainsan order screen showing an overview of Mokkenstorm.* domains, highlighting a rainbow coloured .gay domain being in cart
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 26/05/2026
:3
neofetch output showing installed fedora on asahi
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 26/05/2026
lets go
Asahi Linux installer running in zsh/tmux
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 26/05/2026
I don’t do a lot of PHP anymore but Laravel did level up my general programming game by quite a bit in the early stages of my career. I always have a soft spot and staunchly defend the language against the people that haven’t used it at all or not since the 5.x era.
screenshot of the php 8.5 release mentioning the pipe operator
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 25/05/2026
feel like plotting my search traffic for Forgejo against GitHub outages would yield interesting results
GitHub mobile app showing a red error message which is a html page
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 19/05/2026
we truly are indeed all slowly turning into project managers oops
claude code output showing "Same single stale result. Niels, I love you, but you're polling a queue with a multi-day tick rate."
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 14/05/2026
... there's a dawning realization that I might finally be pushing it
btop output showing a struggling 14 core MacBook M4 Pro
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 03/05/2026
lmao
Claude chat window detailing a Claude-as-pet-cat RP
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 03/05/2026
small Scotland trip photodump, w/ @gadverdanne.bsky.social 📍 Skye, Scotland, GB #GrainSocial grain.social/profile/did:plc:r5bee2…
sunny view overlooking a harbourfairytale citycloudy view overlooking a road into the highlandsrock formations above clear water
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 03/05/2026
📍 The Butterfly and the Pig Tearooms Cafe · Glasgow, Scotland, GB ★★★★★ very tasty vegan classic Scottish breakfast, lovely staff w/ @gadverdanne.bsky.social beaconbits.app/beacon/r5bee2hexwjtm… #BeaconBits
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 01/05/2026
📍 Stereo Bar · Glasgow, Scotland, GB ★★★★★ stars I love UK anarchists w/ @gadverdanne.bsky.social beaconbits.app/beacon/r5bee2hexwjtm… #BeaconBits
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 28/04/2026
how your jira notification finds me
a MacBook overlooking a laketwo fold out chairs
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 27/04/2026
I went to Scotland and they knew all about you
blues ski sports signAtmosphere book shop sign
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 25/04/2026
okay fine
pub in londonLondon Underground metro station + sign
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 20/04/2026
2^5
GitHub style git diff of a bio changing 31 to 32
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 04/04/2026
clearly some misc. other thing that happens if you stuff a gaggle of global nerds in a big room
negative Covid test on wood background
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 31/03/2026
touch /bin/cat && tar -xvf ./{suitcase,nerd} ~/ && sleep(60 * 60 * 10); don’t dox me through the window in the back pls
cat walking in front of mecat doing snoozy time with me in the suncat staring in the distancecat assuming perfect loaf form factor
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 31/03/2026
📍 Schiphol Airport Airport · Departures/Arrivals 2 ★★★☆☆ back to real life beaconbits.app/beacon/r5bee2hexwjtm… #BeaconBits
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 31/03/2026
bought in flight wifi for the first time, feeling very bougie in retrospect probably the predictable and inevitable conclusion of this weekend
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 31/03/2026
waiting to board a plane out of Vancouver, processing a range of feelings I didn’t know would coexist let alone happen the moment the wind down of #atmosphereconf started happy to have met so many new people, long time personal heroes and amazing ideas, carefully optimistic about the future again
picture of a parked airplane, connected to the tunnel thing they use to onboard people. mountains and sky in the back
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 30/03/2026
my gcal skills massively levelled up the last few years
poly flag with a google calendar icon layer on top
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👩‍💻 tbd @mokkenstorm.dev · 30/03/2026
goose gang!
thumbs up business goose sweater selfie
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