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Philip Dunlop

@mojonaut.bsky.social
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Dubliner, transplanted to the Northeast of Ireland. He/Him. Paddystinian. Woke/virtue signaller/libtard/Marxist/communist. I’ve heard them all, so try to be original.

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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 12h
Smells very fascisty
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So this is what it’s like to live in a country without a professional soccer team. #spéirgorm
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fucking cowards. It’s bad enough they’re liars, incompetent and bone idle, but the absolute fucking cowardice of that lot. Aren’t public representatives supposed to represent the public? Away t’fuck to an Ed Sheeran concert you useless cunts.
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow. Ireland are getting played off the park here. Kosovo very well organised. Ireland aren’t helping themselves with wayward passing and the lack of movement. We’re not coming away from here with a win. #KOSIRL #nationsleague #spéirgorm
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just signed the petition to #stopthegame - will you add your name too? No to a change of venue. No to forcing players to play a game they don't want to play. No to sportswashing. No to bending for genocidal murderers. my.uplift.ie/petitions/pe... @uplift.ie
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Petition to #stopthegame
I just signed the petition to #stopthegame - will you add your name too? No to a change of venue. No to forcing players to play a game they don't want to play. No to sportswashing. No to bending for g...
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Activist”. I hope they find it was premeditated and lock him up for a long, long time.
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Does Mr. Burns not get a pain in his hole from all the fences he sits on?
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a great idea. It’s shite that it’s needed but as long as there are victims in crime, they should always be prioritised.
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That just means Halgrimsson’s doing something right.
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My opinion of the lad was pretty low before this whole affair began and yet he’s managing to plunge to new depths. He’s not just complicit, he’s a colluder.
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t get it. Episode 1 was enough for me to switch off. The protagonist was really whiny and annoying. I also didn’t find it funny.
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran… MOR centrist with less edge than unset jelly confirms his sell-out cred. I hope he’s reminded of that next time he tries to Oirish up his god-awful, offensively inoffensive act. To be Irish, Ed, you’ve to understand the plight of Palestinian people. Not throw your peers under the bus
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Donald Trump couldn’t give a shite about a United Ireland. I can almost guarantee he’s never given it a second thought. What he is thinking about are the upcoming midterms and the Irish American vote. #spéirgorm
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’ve always had a soft spot for the RNLI. They do the kind of work people can’t be paid enough for, but most of them do it voluntarily. And now my admiration for them increases.
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not in, but beside the blue badge space. No blue badge. Selfish cunt. I’ve raised the issue with this Lidl store several times (my wife is a blue badge user). They’ve done absolutely nothing, so a shaming on the internet it’ll have to be @yplac.bsky.social #spéirgorm
A blue Audi parked on the hatching intended to demarcate the edges of a blue badge parking space designed to give vehicle occupants more space to enter and exit at the Lidl in Castleblayney, Co. Monaghan. This car has no blue badge, and is not only taking up the space BESIDE the blue badge spot, it’s also preventing the blue badge space from being used. All in the name of convenience or laziness. 

This is to say nothing of how the Lidl shop itself frequently blocks access to the blue badge spaces, the drop kerb or the entrance to the store in order to sell a few bags of compost or some withered potted plants
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jaysus. Mine can’t even get a repeat prescription right.
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No.
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think Ireland would be a better country if we sprang for the real Johnny Vegas to be minister for transport rather than this Temu simulacrum
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
Gael Garcia Bernal on an old Norton motorbike on a dry dirt road, with Rodrigo de la Serna riding pillion, arms outstretched
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Woof. Fairly intense rain & lightning here in Co. Monaghan (expect it’ll mean my internet will crap out for 3rd time in 4 days). When will councils realise speed bumps, aside from not being a disincentive for people actually speeding & being bad for the environment, also cause localised flooding?
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
At what point do we just call him what he is: a creep lurking around some kids?
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Walking the boys down in Drawda on the Boyne Greenway, admiring the street art, most of which seems to have been done by one Rask #dogsofbluesky #dogsofireland #foxhounds #spéirgorm
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s five years since these absolute dickheads came into our lives. Love them to bits. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #dogsofireland #spéirgorm #adoptdontshop
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Gotcha 5 years
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Any excuse.
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Adam and Joe - Bobby De Niro Song
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David O’Doherty @phlaimeaux.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
People with Meta glasses can look directly at it. You’ll be totally fine. Have a good old gawk
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Excuse the shaky hands. That’s caffeine for ya. #eclipse #spéirgorm #timelapse
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
As long as I can remember, Richmond Road has not been fit for purpose as a driver or pedestrian (went to school on Gracepark Road and later walked every day from Harts Corner to Fairview just to get my bus to college, often carrying an A0 portfolio case, so I know!)
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The smell of fucking muck spreading permeating through my house right now is absolutely nauseating. I couldn’t open a window even if I wanted to. It’s one side of rural living this jackeen can’t & won’t ever get used to, not that I do live in the country here in Castleblayney’s buzzing metropolis
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Michelle 🦋 @michellesmoody.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
YALL LMAOOOOOO🤣
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Not sure what there is to be convinced by. They serve no practical purpose other than to be a pervert, surreptitiously
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wordle 1,873 2/6 🟩🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 What’s seldom is wonderful
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
New species of butterfly for me - the Painted Lady. Snapped in the Eco Meadow in Carrickmacross (which is a fantastic wee place for a stroll). The iPhone camera works a treat for these kinds of shots too. #butterfly #carrickmacross #spéirgorm #wildlife
A painted lady butterfly rests on the bloom of an allium (I think).
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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'I felt a sense of belonging around Glen. He always treated me as an equal, that I was on a par with him. He gave me the freedom to just be. I fell in love with Glen instantly when I was 13, and because at that time a relationship was out of the question – wasn’t allowed to exist – I felt it was just pure love.

'I thought it wasn’t going to become anything. I could still feel it. He was such a hero to me. I did hope that some day I would be old enough to be with him. And we did end up together, and we shared a very special time.

'It was through what I was sharing with Glen that I first heard and discovered the idea of unconditional love.'

This man in his 30s - sweeping into a home and being very impressive and romantic, singing his angsty love songs - will have known what he was doing when he started treating this smitten girl 'as an equal' and inviting her up to his room to play piano with him.

Glen: 'Yeah, I knew Mar for about six years. Me and Mar’s father are good friends. Mar’s father invited me to stay at their house. So I stayed at her house – he gave me a room at their house, and I went over and made some home recordings. And while I was making the home recordings… Mar plays piano, so I got her to play piano on my home recordings, and she was great.'

Interview: When you met her, she was only twelve or thirteen years old?

Glen: 'Thirteen, I think. I’ve known her for a long time. And she’s just really talented, you know? I guess I knew her in a really passive way. She was the daughter of someone I knew. But she played piano and she sang and we were good mates, you know [...]

'But the thing about Mar is, she’s fucking much more mature than me in real life. So for me, there’s nothing unusual about my relationship with Mar in terms of two souls on the earth, if you like.'

'I remember realising then this girl is not only smart but she's somebody who's not afraid to face up to the fact that maybe you're lying to yourself. It was very powerful.'
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Well at least this article made mention of his being a groomer, albeit fleetingly and in passing
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Wendy Lyon @wendylyon.eurosky.social · 29/07/2026
Apropos to nothing, dead men can't sue you for coming forward about the sexual harassment you experienced from them. #speirghorm
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Jay @jaycoyle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Éibhear Ó hAnluain @eibhear.gibiris.org · 29/07/2026
Did you know? Both before and after winning a Nobel prize, Churchill was a committed racist.
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Rob Delaney knows what’s right.
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
He really does sound quite mad…
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Man who threatened to throw refugees 'into the sea' to be sentenced for incitement to hatred
In January 2023, Graham Carey (42) made a livestream on Instagram in which he said that refugees “were here to rape women and children”.
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Oh I’m sure that’ll bring tonnes of comfort to George Nkencho’s family. Bit late there, folks.
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Northern & proud 👊 @gazlancs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Good News, Everyone!
Alt: Good News, Everyone!
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
One of the best. My brother got to work on a production with her in the mid-90s and had only good things to say.
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
One of the myriad reasons I no longer go to the cinema. It’s not a cheap night out - for you or me - so whatever about ruining your own experience, why does everyone else’s have to be a ball of shite, too?
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I would love to see these little bags rolled out for every film, in every cinema, in perpetuity
A series where Emer McLysaght saves us from chasing every trend and instead points us to things worthy of our time (and money).
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I got a cold call from a UK number which started off with: “Would it ruin your day if I told you this was a cold call?” “It would, yeh” “Even more than England last night?” The call then hung up. I can only assume a bolt of realisation struck the caller between the eyes.
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Good on them.
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You’re going home.
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England v. Argentina is the first game I’ve sat down to watch this World Cup, and it’s boring as fuck.
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The company I work for was acquired by a larger company around 18 months ago. Today I’ve discovered our IT overlords will no longer allow me to sync my work calendar to my phone. Corporate paranoia, overreach & micromanagement know no bounds. They do love to rabbit on about staying mindful, though
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Philip Dunlop @mojonaut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Conor McGregor appears to have had the ever loving shit beaten out of him. Good.
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