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@moiplesyrup.bsky.social
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they / she - dyke - dumb AF 🌹 🏳️‍⚧️

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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you gotta fight for your right to inject t
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(bill nye theme song voice) DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES DYKES
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
way ahead of ya domino's
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
anyways, upped my meds again.
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i hate when the cure to what ails me is just more cure, and has been the whole time
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
6 year old nephew trying to rap, little bro cannot even read
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
w h i s k y d r i n k v o d k a d r i n k l a g e r d r i n k c i d e r d r i n k w h i s k y d r i n k v o d k a d r i n k l a g e r d r i n k c i d e r d r i n k w h i s k y d r i n k v o d k a d r i n k l a g e r d r i n k c i d e r d r i n k w h i s k y d r i n k v o d k a d r i n k l a g e r d
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i'm adding "cuddle puddle" on to tonight's 'genda 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i am officially dropping out of my tour with ed sheeran as well
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bugs bunny but hes a size queen bigs bunny
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it took some brave mujahideen to destroy this age of american hubris o7
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
how is everyone celebrating kirkiversary tomorrow?
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
she tried to roll my tits up like croissants so i cried a lot how's ur week going?
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
why am i so dumb gay crying in the shower my tits looking Buscemi she wanted to roll em up like little tits in a blanket
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𖤐🖤Søphie🖤𖤐🔞 @sophie-gal123.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“counting or not counting gang violence?”
a kinked kirk getting feet tickled
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
haven't even had it installed 😭
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i just bought a car but likely won't be able to drive it until taxes hit next year
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
no money no weed overdraft just to buy a beer i hate adulthood
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
so is Gil Scott-Heron! and Glover was never actually on the moon! stupid liberals.
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
shhh, don't wake up green day
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
you meant romantic
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
quitting nicotine is the absolute worst not the withdrawal more the not having something in my mouth iykwim
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
honestly, idc. as long as i can crawl around on a tiny mushroom and kiss my bug wife i think that would fix a lot in me
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
o7 comrades
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
keep saying this to my wife but she just piss on it
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i can't miku, i gotta go sell drugs tomorrow
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
asked my boss who was working tomorrow "you" ☠️☠️☠️☠️
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
my coworker said my ass wasn't fat enough to kill anyone 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
tysm
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
half-elf going over their lineage: you see, my mother was an elf who had a bit of a wild streak. my dad, he was a jackass. *donkey noises*
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
lesbian buys a subaru nobody is shocked "straight" "guy" buys a subaru 🥚
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Well, there is a Zero here. @zerothefool.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ask and you shall receive!
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spider ::::) @publicsexforest.golf · 23/08/2026
bouncing on it scary spooky style
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
well, tittie bigger now so... probably more image than word
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
thanks @mayor.nyc.gov
A picture of Zohran Mamdani and Spiderman and spiderman is saying "thanks for personally paying for my top surgery, Zohran Mamdani" and Zohran says "no problem, spiderman"
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i hope your day is ruined for sharing this
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
terrifying. i hope the biclops isn't real.
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
plus you'd get all the free bird carcasses you can carry!
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
sad to see you progestergone
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
ohhhh, shouldn't have shipped one of mine out to ya
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
honestly, not as fun as you'd think. 10,000 tickets for nothing
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
hawt chatterer (as my bottom) or the princess of torment (idc fuck me up)
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i never know which cenobite i wanna fuck more
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
yes, and now this rack belongs to the proletariat
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Kras Mazov for DSA National Co-chair!
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
it me, i'm the three dot moron
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
kim is my pissfaggot 🖤
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mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
love the edits my sister makes for me
child in a driving simulator headed for Tower One
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