mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i hate when the cure to what ails me is just more cure, and has been the whole time 100
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 20/09/20266 year old nephew trying to rap, little bro cannot even read 001
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i am officially dropping out of my tour with ed sheeran as well 000
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 11/09/2026it took some brave mujahideen to destroy this age of american hubris o7 000
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 09/09/2026how is everyone celebrating kirkiversary tomorrow? 000
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 09/09/2026she tried to roll my tits up like croissants so i cried a lot how's ur week going? 010
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 08/09/2026why am i so dumb gay crying in the shower my tits looking Buscemi she wanted to roll em up like little tits in a blanket 000
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 03/09/2026no money no weed overdraft just to buy a beer i hate adulthood 230
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 01/09/2026quitting nicotine is the absolute worst not the withdrawal more the not having something in my mouth iykwim 110
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 29/08/2026keep saying this to my wife but she just piss on it 000
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 29/08/2026asked my boss who was working tomorrow "you" ☠️☠️☠️☠️ 100
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 27/08/2026my coworker said my ass wasn't fat enough to kill anyone 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 110
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 26/08/2026half-elf going over their lineage: you see, my mother was an elf who had a bit of a wild streak. my dad, he was a jackass. *donkey noises* 111
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026lesbian buys a subaru nobody is shocked "straight" "guy" buys a subaru 🥚 000
Reposted by mop eaterWell, there is a Zero here. @zerothefool.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Ask and you shall receive! 101189651
Reposted by mop eaterpsychologically sick with it @publicsexforest.golf · 23/08/2026bouncing on it scary spooky style 64915
Reposted by mop eaterTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026thanks @mayor.nyc.gov 4491061189
Reposted by mop eateremma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 16/07/2026liberals love a fag that's an acceptable target 0519
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 15/07/2026been so busy at the pharmacy i forgot how to do drugs 100
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"you got the Vector haircut" why did my son burn my sister so bad? 000
Reposted by mop eaterGirlFlower @girlsuffer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026morty... burp. morty they turned me into a a a trans girl with a mood dis .. burp .. order fuck morty I am .. the kind who writes poems .. burp . not the kind who loves k and makes music 1307
Reposted by mop eaterBryce @girl.creditcard · 07/07/2026hello kitty eyes closed ripping a cigarette and sighing 4407
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 05/07/2026patient presented to the emergency room on july 4th with delusions of being a revolutionary. diagnosed with infection of the prostate. 100
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 04/07/2026post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July 122
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 04/07/2026what's better than drugs n alcohol n cartoons? drugs n alcohol n cartoons n a hot tub w a hot mommy on a quaalude that's lewd 110
Reposted by mop eater🔞CammyRose🌹🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @camburger666.northsky.social · 02/07/2026well, smack my ass and piss on the bruises... please 352
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 02/07/2026literally everything broke today and i'm still gonna take my rack to the store & buy myself beer & dinner 220
Reposted by mop eaterTess,, agreeable grunt @brandysaurian.bsky.social · 30/06/2026can't let the crop hide this one's light under a bushel 044
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 29/06/2026"Trans people always knew they were trans" while six y/o me wanted to grow up to have bountiful breasts my parents shut that down quick. i wasn't exposed to the language of queerness until my late teens & i tried to say "I'm a girl" but was so ridiculed 020
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 29/06/2026sometimes you have to open your mouth and piss into the wind to feel alive 100
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 29/06/2026without downloading new pics, describe ur gender in one jpg 120
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 27/06/2026left the hang early to bang my bits, broken, now? dang play out a cuck fetish she has her dj sesh why, why, oh why did i turn the vibe up so high 100
Reposted by mop eater hamgod . skin @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.hamgod.skin · 16/08/2024evil transsexual who is also a perfect sweetie 3346
Reposted by mop eaterThat girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Did i post this one already???? 217651
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 23/06/2026who has two tits and screams when she piss? (uti's suck) 010
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 23/06/2026i think i'm like a furry, but for things with sharp claws that will kill me from the shadows and curse my bloodline for generations 000
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 23/06/2026girl, the way your eyes roll black and your jaw unhinges right before you kill me ☠️ 000
mop eater @moiplesyrup.bsky.social · 18/06/20262 truths, 1 lie i can't tell methuselah-coded dogs apart; that knowledge weighs heavily upon me; i stole a car once and the statute of limitations has finally run out so i can talk about it now. 110
Reposted by mop eaterYaoi Lowenthal @flawedhowl.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Masturbation before starting HRT: eh just rub for a minute or two and you're done Masturbation after starting HRT: get ready to lock in for the next half hour because you've got to do this just right or you'll have to start from the beginning 47012
