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pierre escargot

@mofubot.moe
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chas!! • professional goblin • bad poster • any pronouns idc • no minors pls 🔞

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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 9h
export clearance brokerage fee being double the cost of the import duties and shipping combined is evil as fuck
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 11h
i am really looking forward to cosplaying from cinderella gray…
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 11h
jesusssss
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⚡️Neon Cowell⚡️ @neoncowell.bsky.social · 20h
Did you know I have a ✨Lot✨ of music on my Bandcamp? Including physical CDs and shirts? You can get my entire discography on the cheap as well! 💿Ian Cowell💿 - iancowell.bandcamp.com/music
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Pat 💥 ( COMM OPEN 1/5 ) @ptanalo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nakayama Festa 🎲 #umamusume
art of nakayama, coat slung behind her by her
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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 20h
Not sure who made this but yes
Homer Simpson wearing Phillies gear backing into hedges and coming out wearing sixers gear
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Shirokuma Cafe Bot 🐻‍❄️🐼🐧 @shirokumascreen.bsky.social · 19h
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when i arrived in Tokyo back in 2018, some random TV reporters asked to interview me in the airport. when they heard “Florida” they lit up and asked me if i was “Florida Man” and having just got off a 14 hour flight i said “yeah”
me being interviewed in the airport in Japan
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Yaso @yasonoj.bsky.social · 14h
LRP You know who else is a good option to draw if you want to draw an extremely entitled blonde woman with pulled back hair in a school setting that isn't associated with a creator who is trying to make life worse for trans people?
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our Japanese friend took us out to dinner and she was telling us that in Japan they hear about an almost mythical American figure called Florida Man. We confirmed for her that his exploits were very real and we also let him choose our leaders
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 14h
he’s in jail!!!! thankfully
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 14h
UGHGHGH
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 14h
king halo every day
an event in agnes digital’s career called “first rate terms”

king halo is standing before agnes digital, arms crossed as digital appears to be having some kind of meltdown. 

Agnes Digital: “Uh, no! Nonononono! There's more! Like your flowing hair! And the loud, proud way you laugh! And your stylish signature racewear. And that caboose-ooh, whoopsie.”
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 22h
A Serbian Avengers Film
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
I'm the opposite of AI
It took me an hour to write one email and I haven't had any water today

[A silver fish with a red head superimposed over a green field and blue sky, with a larger, semi-transparent version of the same fish floating in the sky behind it.]
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
i’m a little late i accidentally started dissociating to instagram reels
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
king halo every day
a winning screen from umamusume pretty derby that says GOAL COMPLETE! with confetti falling over a SD size king halo in her cheer outfit. it says “place first in the takamatsunomiya kinen” below her 

the 2000 takamatsunomiya kinen was king halo’s only G1 win
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
i hear a lot of zany shit, man. i have a youtube conspiracy theorist for a co-worker and a lot of white boomers for customers
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
if anyone wants to look into US politics it should be required
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
that’s so cute tbh i love that i’d love it even more if it was still true 😭
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
it’s true! they’ve made some Choices in the roster in the last couple of years so i hope they continue to invest in growing the talent they already have
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
that’s a really good point, though.
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
WE WERE UNSTOPPABLE…
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
getting out my horn and my clown nose for basketball season 🤡
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Mel 💛 @potatocrisp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Broke: anime titles have become so long because they need to be plot summaries otherwise people won’t watch to find out if it’s something they’re interested in Bespoke: anime titles have become so long because they are taking inspiration from Miguel de Cervantes’ classic, Don Quixote
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i am experiencing
cat sitting under a ray of light. enjoying the light
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
i knew that squirrel wasn’t right i tell you what
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
AH
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
poor baby :(
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
you’re not wrong
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
that’s so unfair!
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
YEAH 😭 what’s in chiba besides disney i realized i have no idea
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
that makes sense!! i usually avoid NRT because it’s inconvenient but for the right price it’s alright
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
i think it would be so fun to make friendship bracelets for the uma concert aaaa
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 02/10/2026
i wonder how much additional costs come up after luggage etc 🤔 i’ve heard that the flight is decent, experience wise!
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 01/10/2026
HARD AGREE
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 01/10/2026
it’s always awful to get that reminder that predators are always hidden among everyone else
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 01/10/2026
yeah he had started coming regularly like once every two weeks? he was always in and out really quick and didn’t talk too much but seemed like a regular dude 💀
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 01/10/2026
trust NO ONE
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 01/10/2026
PRETTY MUCH ugh
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 01/10/2026
BLESS
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 01/10/2026
ABSOLUTELY!!!! and you’ll be glad to hear he’s super duper in jail
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 01/10/2026
blughhghgh
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 01/10/2026
i’m just like ugh fuck i can’t believe i was nice to that guy!!!!!!! screams
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 01/10/2026
people can “seem” normal (normal as in not outwardly a psychopath) but every day people who work prominent jobs in the community are easily capable and often go unnoticed longer because of that
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 01/10/2026
he was quiet and was usually in a hurry but he seemed normal, which i guess is part of why it’s always more common than i think it is ugh
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Josh "WAFFLE SQUARF'S HAUNTED" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Big things going down in Winnipeg. youtu.be/4uVKHpZcR_g
youtu.be
Poster touts Star Trek character as mayoral candidate
YouTube video by CTV News
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 01/10/2026
AAAAAA
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