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Just Jones

@mofojones.blacksky.app
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Gardener/grower, do-gooder, dog lover, bullshitter. Coffee. Pinball! WA State SPO/SEA Every time that you're allowed to see the morning sun, it's a reminder that your life ain't done - wake up and live

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Good morning! Thinking of her, so I'm sharing a pic from when I tried to shame my dog, Nya, for strong-arm robbing a goddamn baby. But, as you can see, the shame was not in the room with us.
Binghi dog absolutely beaming with pride after breaking loose from her person in a park and running about a quarter mile across said park, to a playground, where she jump-scared a toddler in a baby swing into dropping his McNuggets on the ground, which she promptly gobbled up and ran the hell away...or so I thought. Hollering apologies over my shoulder as an angry mother hollered (probably)swears en español at my back, I ran across the street after the dog to find this bitch waiting for me just out of sight, laughing it up!! I will never not believe that she cooked up that plan to get her some chicken - I was vegetarian at the time - and kept running just far enough to get me out of having to deal with the angry mom, lol. RIP to the Legend
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
No one was screwed harder than The Coup who, in June of 2001, chose this cover for their upcoming album "Party Music", which was due to be released in early September of that same year. Also, I'm tired of tryna turn you fools on to good and important music? Since you can't listen, watch:
Boots Riley and Pam The Funkstress "destroying capitalism with the power of music", as depicted in this unreleased album cover, chosen in June 2021, which I'm pretty sure The State tried to murder them for
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
Somebody gave me these years ago and I just looked at them more closely to discover they're 1963 original goddamn figures. Fuckin rad!
Text stamped on bottom reads:

Dalek image
copyright BBC/Terry Nation 1963
Character Group Plc
Licensed by BBC Worldwide limited
Made in China
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026
Level 3 evacuations have hit in-city. Oh, Lord, them dogs might be safer than me
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026
Very not good look from my place
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
Until I saw it, I had no idea I wanted one
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 25/07/2026
Ugly, where!? They stay hating on my boy, Vincente, smh.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 18/07/2026
HEY, BLACK BETTY
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026
He thought he was being slick 😂
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 11/07/2026
"What you want drawn on here?", I asked Ursula. She said "You can do a sign for the special! It's chicken strips and a basket of fries." 😂😂
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 09/07/2026
Lmao, kudos to the a River Keeper, everyone who showed up to clean up the riverbank, and especially to the mf in the trout suit(??) because, baby, it is 80° *outside* of the trout suit, God bless! That's dedication to the bit!
A Redband trout in a backwards baseball cap and blue baseball jersey walking down the street, menacingly wielding a baseball bat. Its red eyes bulging and its open mouth frozen into a grin with which to consume whole its victim - after bludgeoning the hapless soul into submission.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 02/07/2026
Welp, the verdict is that it stays on to heal, as there's still blood flow to the flap. Goodbye pinkie toenail, probably! Getting it dressed, 5 days antibiotics, and then I'm outta here on my borrowed crutches!
My lil pinkie toe flap.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/07/2026
Midweek lake day? Extremely unemployed behavior
Priest Lake, foreground. Selkirks, backgroundView of the Selkirk Mountain Range, featuring Chimney Rock and cloud shadows
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026
The dog flung this toy from the adjacent room and look at where it landed! THIS is why I don't let the mf be going after snakes. Last thing I fkn need...🤣🤣 Why the dog throw better than me, tho? Smh
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026
...but I was too tired from making it right!
Already whipped all the *Kerrygold* into chocolate coffee buttercream - what am I, gonna eat a bowl of frosting?
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026
Look at this shit. I meant to share this failure last night..
Chocolate cake looking like a stepped on cow patty because you trusted Google instead of your memory, like a fool, and used 2 medium eggs instead of 3
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 24/06/2026
I look cute baldheaded! Even hat hair looking good! S/O to my mf Miguel at FoxyCut Salon; Seattle, hit them UP! #bigchop
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 24/06/2026
I look cute baldheaded! Even hat hair looking good! S/O to my mf Miguel at FoxyCut Salon; Seattle, hit them UP! #bigchop
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 16/06/2026
It begins.. I like how the Watch Duty app just wakes itself up each year, like "YOU know what time it is, bih!" It's windy as FUCK today, as you can tell by the increasing levels of response, culminating in Level 3 evacuations, in under an hour.
Notifications from Watch Duty app, over the course of an hour, showing a rapidly moving fire, with increasing alarms, evacuations, and calls for air support
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 10/06/2026
Still laughing because, if you know me, this is like looking at two halves of my personality. A revelation, to say the very least, as to why every dog I've ever had kinda just....be like this
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 10/06/2026
When your dog is your biggest hater, smh. This pic is from last summer, recovering from almost losing the leg and the subsequent facial staph infection which kept me inside for 3 months. Feeling cute, taking a selfie with my bitch, and... she so fuckin fed up with me! 🤣😂😅
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 10/06/2026
😂😅 girl, I was just finna say sumn about this last serving of the delicious baked mac that my man made, which I tried to reheat and completely obliterated. I'm pleased to present, to an indiscriminate audience, a brownie:
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 08/06/2026
I closed my eyes and had a vision of a tater and bacon hash with crispy, juuulienned collard greens - BEHOLD! 🎵They were half done in this pic And I ate them quick as shit!🎵 🎶Doodle-EE-doodly-DO🎶
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 07/06/2026
Yes! The way I just be strolling in my bibs and hat with my basket, lol. Please enjoy this photo of my collards down at our Community Garden!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 04/05/2026
Please, don't be like this fucking moron. Yes, idiot, that *is* poison hemlock. You can photograph plants without picking them, and should! *posted after they ate a bit of the root*
An idiot's bare hand clutching one of the most poisonous plants known to man, asking what it is after having already eaten some
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 04/05/2026
Bought these last year and was peeved to find that they at sterile. So I collected their stunning blue pollen to use on Firefly Petunias. That's right, heau! I've created a glow-in-the-dark version(right) of the Amazonas Plum Cockatoo(left). Suck it, nerds!!! I do what I want 😂😂 Glow pic tonight!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 03/05/2026
Vincente never ceases to make the hole in his blanket hilarious
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 20/04/2026
Plum tomatoes never again after discovering Cuor Bi Bue Albenga and Bobby(nee Boobie) - the latter is so sweet and beautifully heart-shaped, while the former is a meaty mofo with a classic tomato flavor. Both make impeccable sauce/base!
Brown hand cupping a green Cuor Di Bue Albenga tomatoBrown hand, palm up, touching a green Bobby tomato
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 19/04/2026
My Monkey Tail Cactus, which I bought as 6" starts in 2020, are flowering for the first time! Yee!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 15/04/2026
I'm...sorry, am I reading this correctly? What the fuck does he mean by "especially one that's historically punk rock"? What does he think punk rock is? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DAVE. DID YOU COME BACK OUTSIDE TO PISS OFF ME, SPECIFICALLY
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 15/04/2026
NOT CLEANING YOUR MAKEUP BRUSHES! I wear powder/foundation a handful of times a year, so it didn't even occur to me. So, when I had an allergic reaction on my face *after* having used those brushes? This was 10 months ago and my scars are still fading. CW, y'all, these pics nasty.
"I think I need to go to the hospital"After one day of combination steroids, antihistamines, and antibiotics. At this time, the weeping of the allergic reaction had also infected a wound on my leg; I was being treated for cellulitis, too, and came close to losing said leg. Best summer ever!!Day 6 antibiotics/steroids/antihistamines, and I'm informed I look exactly like my Granny when she was this age. Y'all do *not* want to see the leg pics.
No matter how often you use them, wash your makeup brushes. 

In case you're curious: I've always had a mild latex allergy but, apparently, I now have a severe latex allergy: if latex comes into contact with my broken skin - even a scrape - it causes poison ivy-like pustules. I'd used a bandaid on my burned leg and a BreatheRight Nasal Strip the evening before. Womp womp!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 12/04/2026
Misti, Xolo con pelo, on a cushion in the sunVincente, Xolo sin pelo, on a cushion in the sun
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 11/04/2026
What y'all think, Blacksky? Who got a verse for me? *Apologies in advance if you, too, start randomly spouting "ON A MUTHAFUCKIN ROCCKK!" while going about your day-to-day business. 😶
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 10/04/2026
Was feeling so on top of my shit ahead of this meeting with the Parks department, until I looked down.
A fool's pair of legs, sporting two different shoes: One blue suede Vans sneaker and one extremely dirty, green leather, western style, lace-up boot
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 06/04/2026
I'm sorry, but correcting "When" to "Wnen" is fucking unhinged; I'm sick to death of LLMs. Like, give me my phone back you goddamn Nonsense Monster
LLM trying to correct "when" to "wnen", for no reason whatsoever, because after all this time and energy, the dumb heau ain't learning shit.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 02/04/2026
Today I learned that Julia Fucking Child's "first foray into cooking" was during WWII, when she created a *shark repellent* for the OSS, to keep sharks from blowing up bombs meant for Nazis. They still use it to this day. A chef of such great renown hailing from shark-stank origins? You can cook.
As a research assistant in the Secret Intelligence division, Child typed over 10,000 names on white note cards to keep track of officers. For a year, she worked at the OSS Emergency Sea Rescue Equipment Section (ESRES) in Washington, D.C. as a file clerk and then as an assistant to developers of a shark repellent needed to ensure that sharks would not explode ordnance targeting German U-boats.[1][10] When Child was asked to solve the problem of too many OSS underwater explosives being set off by curious sharks, "Child's solution was to experiment with cooking various concoctions as a shark repellent," which were sprinkled in the water near the explosives and repelled sharks.[16] Still in use today, the experimental shark repellent "marked Child's first foray into the world of cooking."
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 28/03/2026
"Now, ma'am..", is what I'm saying on record, but in my heart I'm calling you a
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026
This gotta be the...I actually don't even know what the fuck to say about this potluck contribution
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 26/01/2026
You, but no face (rainforest edition)
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 24/01/2026
Somebody need to get busted open to the white meat and it ain't the crab, friend, ijs.
Black man or boy from the chest down, pictured from behind in white tee brown pants, with big ol chunk of concrete in one hand, hidden behind his back
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 18/01/2026
Happened upon this headband I got for Blue Fridays over 10 years ago and put it on as a talisman. Working well so far! Oh, y'all aint know??* *out tonight bc I'm not allowed to watch at home bc I be scaring the dogs. My boo is a Bay Area mf, but this household is united under Washington State!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 14/01/2026
For the pickle people! You seent em??
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 13/01/2026
Hahaa, found this in my freezer; whatchu wanna bet issa time+1/2 wrapped up in here?
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 13/01/2026
Woot woot, new pfp, finally! Hit the catwalk Friday and this is the first photo to come back to me, not having any Meta socials. This was my 1st look; the 3rd was my fave. Accessories are my own; cowl and dress from Esoteric Hussy, Spokane.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 03/01/2026
Ooh, started without you, Xae, sorry!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 18/12/2025
LOOK at this goddamn Santa. You ever get jump-scared by Santa Theee Claus and holler "JESUS FKN CHRIST!!" in a mall? In front of people's holiday shopping grannies?!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 16/12/2025
After last week's high winds, I noticed this billboard structure seemed to be leaning backwards, to the north, a lil bit - you see it? I just realized this sumbitch is made of WOOD - zoom in on the "supports"! I reported it to the @spokanecity.org, but maybe too late 😬😬. Careful on Washington, folks
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 22/11/2025
This mf has beef with 2 Pomeranians and a Shiba Inu and each is valid, as far as I'm concerned.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 18/11/2025
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 13/11/2025
Twisted up an After Work Spliff, turned around, and well, well, well! Hello, Before Work Spliff! 😅
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