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Arby's use just enough meat product to be able to legally call it meat. And with the price of beef today? It's brown chicken baloney in there.

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026

Party people, it's been a real bad year, but everything is coming up Jones!

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026

Alright, @bsky.app, I give up. What do I *actually* need to do to update my email? I shouldn't even need a security code, not being a verified account, but I've received it, entered it, and been given the "Failed to update email, please try again" alert 10 times now, on both apps and desktop. Please

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026

Damn, these companies really forgot the meaning of the word "gift". You used to get a damned toaster or a gun, even, when you opened a bank account. Now it's all: "Happy Birthday! Here's your gift: 20% off your purchase of $100 or more!" How tf is it a gift if I gotta give you money to get it?!

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026

Good morning! Thinking of her, so I'm sharing a pic from when I tried to shame my dog, Nya, for strong-arm robbing a goddamn baby. But, as you can see, the shame was not in the room with us.

Binghi dog absolutely beaming with pride after breaking loose from her person in a park and running about a quarter mile across said park, to a playground, where she jump-scared a toddler in a baby swing into dropping his McNuggets on the ground, which she promptly gobbled up and ran the hell away...or so I thought. Hollering apologies over my shoulder as an angry mother hollered (probably)swears en español at my back, I ran across the street after the dog to find this bitch waiting for me just out of sight, laughing it up!! I will never not believe that she cooked up that plan to get her some chicken - I was vegetarian at the time - and kept running just far enough to get me out of having to deal with the angry mom, lol. RIP to the Legend

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026

I saw my neighbor with a trapped live squirrel they were going to relocate a couple miles away... Does that seem crazy? Like, okay, ma'am - 1 down, 1,000 to go!

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026

Is this mf gon tell me about the "new" group chat feature *every* time? Whether I click "Got it", or not??

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026

You don't even have to make a whole gym thing out of it! Any day can be leg day if you leave your car at home - you ever seen a mail carrier with skinny lil legs? You sholl have not! Walk somewhere, at least thrice a week!

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026

No one was screwed harder than The Coup who, in June of 2001, chose this cover for their upcoming album "Party Music", which was due to be released in early September of that same year. Also, I'm tired of tryna turn you fools on to good and important music? Since you can't listen, watch:

Boots Riley and Pam The Funkstress "destroying capitalism with the power of music", as depicted in this unreleased album cover, chosen in June 2021, which I'm pretty sure The State tried to murder them for

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026

So, uh. This a safe space??I thought that they were called "deep freezers" because they, um, froze...deeply. It only occurred to me that I was *deeply* incorrect when I had to fold like a jack knife to get to the bottom of one 😅🫠😬

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026

Yo, my man driving an old ass Volvo 240 - read: steel automobile - saved my life from a descending bullet while driving the MacArthur Maze, NYE in OAK. The mf hit the roof just above my head and left a half inch divot. In short: Y'all gotta cut that Yosemite Sam shit tf out.

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026

They taking out the old Maytag today. I feel like I should lower a flag or salute the old mf 😆 I'm happy for new machines but I'm also aware that they don't make stackables like they used to - a $40 part could get 40 more years outta Mama Maytag! This might just be me getting old, though.

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026

Hearing Dan Reeder call out Seattle as being a shitty crowd compared to PDX is goddamn hilarious, sorry. open.spotify.com/track/7JRDdu...

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Introduction - Live

Dan Reeder, Peggy Reeder · Dan and Peggy Reeder Live · Song · 2026

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026

Omg, they're going for $35+ apiece on ebay?! NFS, in the vault, locked down for 50 more years, sorry.

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026

This man at the bar just turned to me and said "You talk too much. I've seen you here". Mind you, I was not speaking to him. AND? Jones can take a critique, but she can also give them. So I said "Well, you're generally unpleasant and not very easy on the eyes. So what you got to say about that?"

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026

Somebody gave me these years ago and I just looked at them more closely to discover they're 1963 original goddamn figures. Fuckin rad!

Text stamped on bottom reads:

Dalek image
copyright BBC/Terry Nation 1963
Character Group Plc
Licensed by BBC Worldwide limited
Made in China

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026

All these kids finna walk into a building clearly emblazoned "HIGH SCHOOL" for several consecutive months but, just as the few classes before them, apparently, they still gon come out spelling it "highschool" so you may as well teach them how to use the washing machine and clean floors now. Sorry

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026

School starts next week, so you know what that means: adult swim!! Time to hit the lake! Adultily!! Talmbout drinkin! And cussin! With our buttcheeks out!

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026

My friend is an educator in an impoverished school district and, I swear to God, watching her navigate these shit ass ass public school systems reminds me of watching Game of Thrones for the first time?? Like, I'm not entirely sure what's happening, but this ain't right and half these kids gon die.

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026

Y'all, my neighbor's son, looking just like Mr. Peanut's unambitious/unemployed brother? Has not made eye contact with me since I heard him talmshit about my haircut. It's almost like mf's know they better don't. Because I am known for delivering a tongue-lashing that will bring you to your knees.

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 10/08/2026

This is how we finally stop Taylor Sheridan from making any more cowboy shows

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026

My auntie was evacuated and is safe. Mary couldn't get in for the dogs, but a neighbor did. Just in time for a new 40 acre for to pop up down the road.

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026

My friend and I are clearing an estate up there. She was already here, en route to pick up the truck and myself and left the dogs up there. She's hauling ass back there - it's a 45 min drive without the evac closures and traffic, but the wind is on our side for now. We got you Winston & Olive!

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026

To punctuate the significance, I'm in my from yard at this moment, about 100ft from the river, downriver from the fire by a couple miles. Considering I'm currently being picked up to go to North Nine Mile...uh..excuse me while I...uh bye

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026

Very not good look from my place

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026

Until I saw it, I had no idea I wanted one

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 27/07/2026

SKSKSKS because I *literally* was going "Blah blah blah - oh, to be a well-timed arrow right n- OMG HAHAAA".

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 25/07/2026

Ugly, where!? They stay hating on my boy, Vincente, smh.

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 25/07/2026

As a latchkey kid, I was so old *in my heart* when The Lion King came out, l must've been the only 13 year-old mf excited to see "Benson" voice-acting a mystic baboon lol

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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026

Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 14/07/2026

In the early 00s Taco Bell was saying they were only offering white corn everything, "Due to a national shortage of yellow corn". Which, y'know, sounded like a lie so I did a lil digging. Come to find out they got busted for using animal-grade yellow corn. For so long, it's all they had in stock.

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 13/07/2026

Ah, a show "postponed" with no reschedule date is a cancelation, right?! "All sales final" does not apply if services aren't rendered, *Motherfucker*. Love that track, but I'm sure my bank will be inclined to agree if I don't get a date by Friday, Mr. Andre Nickatina 🤨

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026

He thought he was being slick 😂

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 11/07/2026

"What you want drawn on here?", I asked Ursula. She said "You can do a sign for the special! It's chicken strips and a basket of fries." 😂😂

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 10/07/2026

I feel like, if anything, names don't lose value. As is, it seems like a 2.5', silver-haired, hairy-feet mf could pop out the literal woodwork talmbout "I'm Bilbo Targaryen, boy!" and half the population would be ready drop a crown around him, idk.

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 10/07/2026

The difference between having an 11 year-old dog and an 11 year-old child is that when you start lighting off firecrackers on your side of the fence, I got Trazadone for the dog. What you got to protect them kids from the crack-selling, bitch-slapping gangster rap you just earned?? Hmmm?? HMMM???

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 09/07/2026

Seems relevant for the time. Womp, womp. Fuck, I love Boots Riley, even if I got so mad I almost stomped a hole in the bathtub just now, goddamn open.spotify.com/track/0pFeig...

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Head (Of State)

The Coup · Pick A Bigger Weapon · Song · 2006

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 09/07/2026

Lmao, kudos to the a River Keeper, everyone who showed up to clean up the riverbank, and especially to the mf in the trout suit(??) because, baby, it is 80° *outside* of the trout suit, God bless! That's dedication to the bit!

A Redband trout in a backwards baseball cap and blue baseball jersey walking down the street, menacingly wielding a baseball bat. Its red eyes bulging and its open mouth frozen into a grin with which to consume whole its victim - after bludgeoning the hapless soul into submission.

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 08/07/2026

🫠 I just heard on the radio that it's 64° and cloudy in Seattle and I...hope every single one of you motherfuckers has a beautiful goddamn day!!

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Denzel Washington Angry Reaction at Desk

ALT: Denzel Washington Angry Reaction at Desk

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026

Just learned about the Hare Krishna Murders and it's not funny but....um, the (gangster-assed?!) guru running the temple like the damned Hell's Angels is insane lol. Idc if it was decades ago - I'm never looking at them mf's the same again. Just saw a couple selling "books" the other day 🤔🤔🤔

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 04/07/2026

We find blocks of Saturday Morning Cartoons from the 80s-90s on YouTube sometimes. It's wild to see all the old Burger King Kids Club commercials - lol, and how every action star had a cartoon and every cartoon had a cereal!

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 02/07/2026

Welp, the verdict is that it stays on to heal, as there's still blood flow to the flap. Goodbye pinkie toenail, probably! Getting it dressed, 5 days antibiotics, and then I'm outta here on my borrowed crutches!

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 02/07/2026

Welp, so much for lake day. "Stubbed" seems like an understatement for what happened to my pinky toe, considering the top of it is hanging by a flap, nail ripped out of its bed, and I can see bone. It's cleaned and wrapped, shock is wearing off, here comes the pain. And I can't wear shoes? Lmaooo

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/07/2026

Midweek lake day? Extremely unemployed behavior

Priest Lake, foreground. Selkirks, background

View of the Selkirk Mountain Range, featuring Chimney Rock and cloud shadows

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026

The dog flung this toy from the adjacent room and look at where it landed! THIS is why I don't let the mf be going after snakes. Last thing I fkn need...🤣🤣 Why the dog throw better than me, tho? Smh

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026

Look at this shit. I meant to share this failure last night..

Chocolate cake looking like a stepped on cow patty because you trusted Google instead of your memory, like a fool, and used 2 medium eggs instead of 3

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026

Damn you, Jerry, I finally stop thinking about Taco Bell's long-defunct Fiesta Menu and here tf you come.

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 29/06/2026

I saw folks using a rope swing in the canal @ the Fremont Fair so, a summertime PSA: A friend doing this was impaled through the anus by a submerged stick. Not only did he nearly drown but the stick burst his appendix, so there was extra surgery aside from the stick removal. Look before you leap!

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