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Just Jones

@mofojones.blacksky.app
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Gardener/grower, do-gooder, dog lover, bullshitter. Coffee. Pinball! WA State SPO/SEA Every time that you're allowed to see the morning sun, it's a reminder that your life ain't done - wake up and live

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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Arby's use just enough meat product to be able to legally call it meat. And with the price of beef today? It's brown chicken baloney in there.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
OKAY?! The audacity is funny - the lack of awareness pissed me off. How you speaking in anyone's looks when each one in the group is literally uglier than the next! And why are we seeing them anyway? These are faces for radio! Homegirl ugly by association. Sorry, sis!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
I'm so mad that this man in the freeze frame isn't even the ugliest mf in the damned room. These have got to be the ugliest men ever recorded in the same video - somebody better call Guinness, because it has to be a record
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Sorry to have no recs- the two folks that did good work - meaning used quality beanies and sewed the satin in correctly - both quit production this and last year.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Yes! You actually want satin, though - silk is rough on our hair. I highly recommend making your own; shopping beanies online is tiresome as hell. If you already have beanies you love, find a practice hat and get satin pillowcases at the thrift (or repurpose a bonnet?). You'll have it in an hour!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Thank you! I'm just gonna have to let go and let God because I cannot, again, right now. This is my only social media account, so if my relatively tame posts somehow show up in a background check and disqualify me, so be it, I reckon.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Party people, it's been a real bad year, but everything is coming up Jones!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Alright, @bsky.app, I give up. What do I *actually* need to do to update my email? I shouldn't even need a security code, not being a verified account, but I've received it, entered it, and been given the "Failed to update email, please try again" alert 10 times now, on both apps and desktop. Please
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Oh, no!! I'm sorry!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Thank you!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Anyway, I turned 45 yesterday! Happy birthday to all my Libran mf's. Tip of the hat to the Scorpios, we setting the stage for y'all's scary and messy asses to go the hell off 😂
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Damn, these companies really forgot the meaning of the word "gift". You used to get a damned toaster or a gun, even, when you opened a bank account. Now it's all: "Happy Birthday! Here's your gift: 20% off your purchase of $100 or more!" How tf is it a gift if I gotta give you money to get it?!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Oh, no! I'm so sorry - can it be saved? We got down into the 30s last night and I can't even bear to go look!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Good morning! Thinking of her, so I'm sharing a pic from when I tried to shame my dog, Nya, for strong-arm robbing a goddamn baby. But, as you can see, the shame was not in the room with us.
Binghi dog absolutely beaming with pride after breaking loose from her person in a park and running about a quarter mile across said park, to a playground, where she jump-scared a toddler in a baby swing into dropping his McNuggets on the ground, which she promptly gobbled up and ran the hell away...or so I thought. Hollering apologies over my shoulder as an angry mother hollered (probably)swears en español at my back, I ran across the street after the dog to find this bitch waiting for me just out of sight, laughing it up!! I will never not believe that she cooked up that plan to get her some chicken - I was vegetarian at the time - and kept running just far enough to get me out of having to deal with the angry mom, lol. RIP to the Legend
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
I saw my neighbor with a trapped live squirrel they were going to relocate a couple miles away... Does that seem crazy? Like, okay, ma'am - 1 down, 1,000 to go!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Is this mf gon tell me about the "new" group chat feature *every* time? Whether I click "Got it", or not??
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
You don't even have to make a whole gym thing out of it! Any day can be leg day if you leave your car at home - you ever seen a mail carrier with skinny lil legs? You sholl have not! Walk somewhere, at least thrice a week!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
Well, fuck. I will be enjoying the music from the street, then!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
Aw, shit, where you playing in Spokane?!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
Because Boots is still spreading the word, via film: Sorry To Bother You Boosters I'm A Virgo And please listen to...the entire discography? I recently copped the re-released Genocide & Juice on vinyl, but Kill My Landlord and Steal This Album are required reading for the course
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
No one was screwed harder than The Coup who, in June of 2001, chose this cover for their upcoming album "Party Music", which was due to be released in early September of that same year. Also, I'm tired of tryna turn you fools on to good and important music? Since you can't listen, watch:
Boots Riley and Pam The Funkstress "destroying capitalism with the power of music", as depicted in this unreleased album cover, chosen in June 2021, which I'm pretty sure The State tried to murder them for
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
🥲 Wish I could be there! I hope it's the shit!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
So, uh. This a safe space??I thought that they were called "deep freezers" because they, um, froze...deeply. It only occurred to me that I was *deeply* incorrect when I had to fold like a jack knife to get to the bottom of one 😅🫠😬
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
Yo, my man driving an old ass Volvo 240 - read: steel automobile - saved my life from a descending bullet while driving the MacArthur Maze, NYE in OAK. The mf hit the roof just above my head and left a half inch divot. In short: Y'all gotta cut that Yosemite Sam shit tf out.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026
I mean...not even a a cute lil coat?? 😝😝
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026
They taking out the old Maytag today. I feel like I should lower a flag or salute the old mf 😆 I'm happy for new machines but I'm also aware that they don't make stackables like they used to - a $40 part could get 40 more years outta Mama Maytag! This might just be me getting old, though.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026
Rabbits are the only animal that can shit at a full sprint, I think? My friend had one and whenever she let it out, it pooped under her bed - unbeknownst to her it filled the space under her bed with turds. I just feel like I've been through enough in life to set myself up for that 😮‍💨
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
Hearing Dan Reeder call out Seattle as being a shitty crowd compared to PDX is goddamn hilarious, sorry. open.spotify.com/track/7JRDdu...
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Introduction - Live
Dan Reeder, Peggy Reeder · Dan and Peggy Reeder Live · Song · 2026
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
Omg, they're going for $35+ apiece on ebay?! NFS, in the vault, locked down for 50 more years, sorry.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
Aaand, now you got a valid complaint, motherfucker, because my name is Michelle goddamn Jones, and you better the fuck not, baby, if you were feeling good about yourself. Everybody knows that, stupid.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
This man at the bar just turned to me and said "You talk too much. I've seen you here". Mind you, I was not speaking to him. AND? Jones can take a critique, but she can also give them. So I said "Well, you're generally unpleasant and not very easy on the eyes. So what you got to say about that?"
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
Somebody gave me these years ago and I just looked at them more closely to discover they're 1963 original goddamn figures. Fuckin rad!
Text stamped on bottom reads:

Dalek image
copyright BBC/Terry Nation 1963
Character Group Plc
Licensed by BBC Worldwide limited
Made in China
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
Omg, "really start dressing szn" is exactly what I needed to hear to remember that back in May, I was excited about summer...but I also had my wool coat mended and cleaned in anticipation of this very moment?! Ooh! Fuck these tomatoes, I gotta clean my leather shoes!!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
All these kids finna walk into a building clearly emblazoned "HIGH SCHOOL" for several consecutive months but, just as the few classes before them, apparently, they still gon come out spelling it "highschool" so you may as well teach them how to use the washing machine and clean floors now. Sorry
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 24/08/2026
Looks like he tried to shoot web for a second there, so we can forgive that thumb all out like that.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026
School starts next week, so you know what that means: adult swim!! Time to hit the lake! Adultily!! Talmbout drinkin! And cussin! With our buttcheeks out!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 15/08/2026
"Who the fuck are you talking to?" When we can both see that the post I replied to was deleted? I truly don't know, child, it's been TEN MONTHS! I'ma mute you now, crazy.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 15/08/2026
This post doesn't even exist anymore and, without context, your...reaction - because that's what it is, not a response - is not landing. I don't even recall whom or what I was responding to here. I can't help you with the fight you want and I don't want to. You don't seem interesting, sorry.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026
My friend is an educator in an impoverished school district and, I swear to God, watching her navigate these shit ass ass public school systems reminds me of watching Game of Thrones for the first time?? Like, I'm not entirely sure what's happening, but this ain't right and half these kids gon die.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026
ESPECIALLY to a mf speaking out of turn - because honey. Baby. Are you aware that you're irreversibly BALD. Your last follicle died 20 years back - in high school. ARE YOU SURE you wanna speak on someone else's hair?
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026
Y'all, my neighbor's son, looking just like Mr. Peanut's unambitious/unemployed brother? Has not made eye contact with me since I heard him talmshit about my haircut. It's almost like mf's know they better don't. Because I am known for delivering a tongue-lashing that will bring you to your knees.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 10/08/2026
This is how we finally stop Taylor Sheridan from making any more cowboy shows
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 10/08/2026
Ahh, yes. Somebody said "This show got us rooting and cheering for the death of a child?", and yes, baby, it sholl did. I rewatched up to that episode just to experience it again. The only comparable feeling is the end of The Night King's arc, if you can stand it for that long
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026
Wanted the yoot to speak up, too smh. No idea what the mf's saying, but it's probably not even my business anymore tbh!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026
😭 ...but when I realized it was an acronym, tell me why I just went with "Overly Online Mf"
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Elderly Man Shakes Head in Disappointment (SMH)
ALT: Elderly Man Shakes Head in Disappointment (SMH)
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
My auntie was evacuated and is safe. Mary couldn't get in for the dogs, but a neighbor did. Just in time for a new 40 acre for to pop up down the road.
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026
Thank you, that's a productive thing, unlike pacing. Then, identity docs? Should I water plants. God, I have too much ADHD for this, jfc
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026
Level 3 evacuations have hit in-city. Oh, Lord, them dogs might be safer than me
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026
My friend and I are clearing an estate up there. She was already here, en route to pick up the truck and myself and left the dogs up there. She's hauling ass back there - it's a 45 min drive without the evac closures and traffic, but the wind is on our side for now. We got you Winston & Olive!
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Just Jones @mofojones.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026
To punctuate the significance, I'm in my from yard at this moment, about 100ft from the river, downriver from the fire by a couple miles. Considering I'm currently being picked up to go to North Nine Mile...uh..excuse me while I...uh bye
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