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Moerms

@moerms.bsky.social
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Philadelphia sports enjoyer, girl dad and general man about town if that town is on Cape Cod or Sea Isle or Havertown. Addictive gif replier.

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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm biased, but
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That pup said
Usain Bolt look back
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Jason Davis @davisjason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hot take: Some soccer fan billionaire eating a few million dollars a year to support local soccer coverage across America would have a much bigger impact on the future of the sport than subsidizing the salary of a fancy USMNT manager
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have a buddy that holds out until 11/1, and I'm in awe
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
cutting down all my trees and getting rid of my roof and windows so no one can send me texts that they're in the area and providing free estimates
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Trying to read the toppings options at a beach boardwalk ice cream joint, but I didn’t bring my glasses and I’ve had seven Mich Ultras.
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
♥️🥒
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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 15/06/2026
The (very apocryphal) reason Croatia wears checkers is because a Croatian king won his freedom from Venetians by winning a chess match and subsequently added checkers to the coat of arms. I lack the confidence to wear the checks dominating the Croatian home kit, so this will have to do.
A blue Croatian away shirt from 2014. There's a round, red collar with red-and-white checks going down each sleeve, from the neck all the way to the end of the sleeve. The white Nike swoosh is on the right breast of the shirt, and the Croatian crest is on the left breast. It's oddly shaped with "HNS" going down the middle vertically. There are red and white checks either side of that and a gold football at the base of it.
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Got chased from the room When the girls were watching it the other night
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
That's unreal marketing
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I tracked exactly 1/2 of this post.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You guys getting ready to watch basketball?
Flounder from Animal House.
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
ALT: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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a man looking out of a window with the words we got a first timer out here
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The way the @royals.com support @SarahNauser makes me so happy 😭😭😭💙💙💙 #EndALS
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The 4 food groups.
Breakfast Lunch Coffee Ice Cream
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Fuck yeah dude
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
This uniform matchup looks like my high school Social Studies textbook where I didn’t do the reading but I sure as shit highlighted some words.
Miami vs Nashville
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Schnides, who will never see this, feels seen
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Recently widowed woman in our neighborhood turned 90 today. My wonderful wife organized a couple dozen neighbors to surprise her & sing Happy Birthday on her front lawn. Every single person involved had their day made. Get to know & look out for your neighbors. Human connection rules. Fuck AI.
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Go Birds
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Wife: “Honey, what are you thinking about?” Husband [wearing an Art Monk throwback jersey and sitting in the stands at his first Commanders home game in 30 years]:
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Marlins Man talking on his phone behind home plate is just about as rancid as vibes can get.
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Hey!
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a man is standing in front of a couch with his arms outstretched and says `` i resemble that remark ! ''
ALT: a man is standing in front of a couch with his arms outstretched and says `` i resemble that remark ! ''
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I guess we could run the Philly Special.
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Never had a bad slice of pizza in my life.
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold
i already described it
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Good intel though.
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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a man in a suit is standing in front of a refrigerator with #schitts creek on the bottom
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a refrigerator with #schitts creek on the bottom
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Brag like a mofo here.
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Kansas City Royals @royals.com · 24/02/2026
An incredible honor for an incredible person. 💙 Bobby Witt Jr. has been named the winner of the 2025 Lou Gehrig Award! Given annually to the player who best exemplifies the giving character of Lou Gehrig, Bobby joins George Brett and Salvador Perez as the third Royal to win the Lou Gehrig Award.
A group photo of Salvador Perez, Bobby Witt Jr., George Brett, and the Royals Guest Sarah Nauser. (Photo by Jason Hanna/Kansas City Royals)
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The woman in this photo is Sarah Olsen, the bravest person on the planet. Not to brag, but she’s also my niece 😎 and has awesome shoes on wherever she goes, which is often to the ballpark. 💙
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
THÅT MF IS NØT RÆL
Not real plane lady
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
My all time best/only impression-
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Where is the thumbs down button?
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Kids: /enjoying a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and minding their own business Dads:
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
When I was coaching and asking girls to try playing different positions than they were used to/comfortable with, I would inevitably say "Crystal Dunn leads the NWSL in scoring then plays D for the USWNT". As though it's that easy. Just play like Hall of Famers!
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Have you considered sending more pictures of your beer?
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Not to sound negative, but I'm not tracking all the optimism in GRRM having 1100 pages of TWOW complete. At his stated goal of 1700 pages, that puts him on pace to finish in 2033 at the earliest.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Young to Wizards is literally the plot of Harry Potter.
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Dude, the Bo Jackson thing scares me so much
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Tried to get a piece of fruit out of the drawer in my fridge. Drawer was stuck, couldn't open it. A little too on the nose this Holiday season, I must say.
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
1000%
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
“Damnit, Carl. I told you we should have left but NoOoOo you said we had plenty of time. Are you happy now? We look ridiculous.”
Pumpkins covered in snow.
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I'm literally semi invested because of your kid's school.
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Wowowowoow
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Honestly? It would have been disrespectful *not* to finish all the pies.
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Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
AJ Brown had to have told Sirianni he could make that play and Sirianni had to be too scared to tell him no
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 07/11/2025
uncle bernie's glader park beer can sign, route 41, coopertown, florida, 1980
uncle bernie's glader park beer can sign, route 41, coopertown, florida, 1980
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