Reposted by MoermsJason Davis @davisjason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hot take: Some soccer fan billionaire eating a few million dollars a year to support local soccer coverage across America would have a much bigger impact on the future of the sport than subsidizing the salary of a fancy USMNT manager 69417
Reposted by MoermsJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 21/09/2026cutting down all my trees and getting rid of my roof and windows so no one can send me texts that they're in the area and providing free estimates 3740024
Reposted by Moermssee schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Trying to read the toppings options at a beach boardwalk ice cream joint, but I didn’t bring my glasses and I’ve had seven Mich Ultras. 17114
Reposted by MoermsLeif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 15/06/2026The (very apocryphal) reason Croatia wears checkers is because a Croatian king won his freedom from Venetians by winning a chess match and subsequently added checkers to the coat of arms. I lack the confidence to wear the checks dominating the Croatian home kit, so this will have to do. 172
Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Got chased from the room When the girls were watching it the other night 010
Reposted by Moermssee schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 31/05/2026You guys getting ready to watch basketball? 041
Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 26/05/2026static.klipy.comLarry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' ExpressionALT: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression 110
Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 01/05/2026media.tenor.coma man looking out of a window with the words we got a first timer out hereALT: a man looking out of a window with the words we got a first timer out here 010
Reposted by MoermsSarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 10/04/2026The way the @royals.com support @SarahNauser makes me so happy 😭😭😭💙💙💙 #EndALS 011113
Reposted by Moermssee schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 19/03/2026This uniform matchup looks like my high school Social Studies textbook where I didn’t do the reading but I sure as shit highlighted some words. 011
Reposted by MoermsThe Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Recently widowed woman in our neighborhood turned 90 today. My wonderful wife organized a couple dozen neighbors to surprise her & sing Happy Birthday on her front lawn. Every single person involved had their day made. Get to know & look out for your neighbors. Human connection rules. Fuck AI. 181028130
Reposted by Moermssee schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Wife: “Honey, what are you thinking about?” Husband [wearing an Art Monk throwback jersey and sitting in the stands at his first Commanders home game in 30 years]: 011
Reposted by Moermssee schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Marlins Man talking on his phone behind home plate is just about as rancid as vibes can get. 3359
Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Hey!media.tenor.coma man is standing in front of a couch with his arms outstretched and says `` i resemble that remark ! ''ALT: a man is standing in front of a couch with his arms outstretched and says `` i resemble that remark ! '' 110
Reposted by Moermskate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/02/2026repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold 11600324
Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 26/02/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit is standing in front of a refrigerator with #schitts creek on the bottomALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a refrigerator with #schitts creek on the bottom 000
Reposted by MoermsKansas City Royals @royals.com · 24/02/2026An incredible honor for an incredible person. 💙 Bobby Witt Jr. has been named the winner of the 2025 Lou Gehrig Award! Given annually to the player who best exemplifies the giving character of Lou Gehrig, Bobby joins George Brett and Salvador Perez as the third Royal to win the Lou Gehrig Award. 217724
Reposted by Moermssee schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 24/02/2026The woman in this photo is Sarah Olsen, the bravest person on the planet. Not to brag, but she’s also my niece 😎 and has awesome shoes on wherever she goes, which is often to the ballpark. 💙 1102
Reposted by Moermssee schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Kids: /enjoying a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and minding their own business Dads: 042
Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 30/01/2026When I was coaching and asking girls to try playing different positions than they were used to/comfortable with, I would inevitably say "Crystal Dunn leads the NWSL in scoring then plays D for the USWNT". As though it's that easy. Just play like Hall of Famers! 011
Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Not to sound negative, but I'm not tracking all the optimism in GRRM having 1100 pages of TWOW complete. At his stated goal of 1700 pages, that puts him on pace to finish in 2033 at the earliest. 000
Reposted by Moermssee schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Young to Wizards is literally the plot of Harry Potter. 021
Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Tried to get a piece of fruit out of the drawer in my fridge. Drawer was stuck, couldn't open it. A little too on the nose this Holiday season, I must say. 110
Reposted by Moermssee schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 06/12/2025“Damnit, Carl. I told you we should have left but NoOoOo you said we had plenty of time. Are you happy now? We look ridiculous.” 011
Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Honestly? It would have been disrespectful *not* to finish all the pies. 000
Moerms @moerms.bsky.social · 11/11/2025AJ Brown had to have told Sirianni he could make that play and Sirianni had to be too scared to tell him no 000
Reposted by Moermsold roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 07/11/2025uncle bernie's glader park beer can sign, route 41, coopertown, florida, 1980 118832