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ModernShartist

@modernshartist.bsky.social
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Bluesky invitee & black belt in jackassery. I do what I do, and you do what you can do about it.

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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 1h
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Dominic from Inglourious Basterds
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't even get an 8 ball past TSA in my prison wallet
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why independent media is so needed, in one post👇🏽 Framing matters
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Frame #47800 from S05 -E13 - Strawberry Dessert Holiday Battle-629271
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still cool at the bar though right?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/09/2026
Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Go birds
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So you're telling me that #elonmusk comes off as an unabashed megalomaniac in the new documentary about him? I did not see this twist coming.
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#kimiantonelli said in a post race interview following his #f1 Monza win that he had never heard of LL Cool J...interviewer was making a "Phenomenon" reference to Kimi's youn career. youtu.be/wIf5717SdRA?...
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LL COOL J - Phenomenon (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by LLCoolJVEVO
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey podcast people...I never asked to watch you fuckers talk. I like to LISTEN to you talk. If you keep making your content less enjoyable to shit and do chores to...I'll go back to music.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The hug of the big brother Original post
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm literally stunned that DeSantis has made the right choice here... abcnews.com/US/florida-r...
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Florida to remove license plate readers, such as Flock cameras, from state highways
Florida’s Department of Transportation has revoked the use permits for Flock cameras and other license plate readers on roads on the state highway system.
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social has proven over the last couple of years that he's not going to be part of.the solution.
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Big Green Onion has bargained for another soul
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not sure if I'm willing to trade cancer for autism...real Sophie's choice.
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Girl in the middle...
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Keep Up
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I've always preferred Pepsi and Pepsi Max kicks Diet Coke in the nuts
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Las Vegas Aces @lvaces.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Denied by the D'POY ❌
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onesillyfag @onesillyfag.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Asteroid strike on the moon.
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
oh hell yeah I bet they pick the strawberries so fkn fast there
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Hans MLman @hansmlman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i'm glad she never got her ass ate
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wasp got cheeks
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
House of the Dragon: S3 E3: Poorly Handled Administrative Tasks
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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The Shallow State @ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This "tweet" from a year ago has been deleted by its author. I'm posting here now on BlueSky as a reminder and as a public service, for anyone, should they ever need it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Maybe Ivermectin will help clot up that blood... www.propublica.org/article/vita...
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Lawmakers Call for CDC to Track Vitamin K Shot Refusals, Cite ProPublica Report
Two members of Congress are urging federal officials to monitor vitamin K shot refusals by parents and the potential consequences for their newborns, including severe bleeding or death.
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Hilarious Hilarious Laugh Funny Jokes
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/07/2026
“Two hundred and fifty years may not seem that long when compared to a country like China or Egypt with thousands of years of written history, but to be fair, neither of those places ever had to deal with the Irish,” said historian Robert Garson
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Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Ringing in the momentous occasion with firework displays, community service projects, and chants of “bog-trotters go home,” the United States of America turned 250 on Saturday despite th...
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Florida folks: If you have O- blood and are of African or African American descent, OneBlood is searching for donors who have a rare antigen that matches with a teenager with sickle cell disease who needs 50 units of blood so she can have a bone marrow transplant.
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Rare blood needed to save life of Florida teen needing bone marrow transplant
FT. LAUDERDALE, Fla. (WFLA)— Blood donors of African descent are needed to save the life of a Florida 18-year-old fighting an aggressive form of sickle cell disease, OneBlood announced. Gigi Felix,…
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'm drinking a Corona and watching the replay of F1 qualifying from earlier today. I'm feeling very independent at the moment.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026
Lakers Not Sure Where LeBron Got Badge And Gun He Just Turned In
Lakers Not Sure Where LeBron Got Badge And Gun He Just Turned In
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Tyler Parker @tylerparker.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
HANK’S COWORKER: What do you want to name the specimen you found? HANK:
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Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
1985 Ferrari 308 GTS Quattrovalvole at No Reserve
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No Reserve: 1985 Ferrari 308 GTS Quattrovalvole
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 1985 Ferrari 308 GTS Quattrovalvole at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #250,643.
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Ivermectin is incredibly effective for culling the herd. 10/10 would recommend.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Hercules and Nessus, by Giambologna, 1599
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Incompressible as a motherfucker.
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is me walking in the door from the office at the end of the workday getting chores done so I can sit down with a Scotch.
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Weren't Republicans accusing anyone who disagreed with anything the Netanyahu's government did anti-semites? www.axios.com/2026/06/01/t...
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"You're fucking crazy": Trump fumes at Netanyahu in call on Lebanon
"You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving your ass."
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🍀🩵Cindy💙🍀 @cindyandrewsmcgraw.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Get ready for gas prices to rally skyrocket soon: www.cnbc.com/2026/05/28/o...
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Exxon warns oil inventories will hit dangerously low levels in weeks, forcing prices to shoot higher
The price of physical Brent oil cargoes will spike to $150 to $160 per barrel once inventories hit all-time lows, Exxon executive Neil Chapman said.
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Lustra has declined an invite to perform at Freedom 250.
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Eurotrip: Matt Damon Yelling Scene
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Some gave all...
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The overt graft is appalling... Michael Dell courted Trump early. His company has reaped rewards share.google/QZTCPZrDzom6...
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Michael Dell courted Trump early. His company has reaped rewards
The dynamic is emblematic of how business is seeking to sow favor with the president in his second term, and has departed from the norms of big business philanthropy.
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
www.maptap.gg May 28 95🏆 99🎯 70😟 90🌟 90👑 Final score: 874 Wrong side of Australia, wrong side of Turkey, and one island off of Jamaica...I'm coming for you tomorrow.
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Fucking fuckity fuck.
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ModernShartist @modernshartist.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
@profanity.accountant, do me.
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