Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 13hDoes anyone have a rational answer to why they make teacups with handles that are too small for the average human finger? 120
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’ve just been serenaded by a boat load of very drunk women singing ‘Advance Australia Fair’. It could only be Melbourne. 140
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026One for each day of the week! (Art gallery of Western Australia) @museumbums.bsky.social 030
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Whose idea was it to put the voice record button just where the Send button should be? Every WhatsApp group I’ve joined now has a message from me going ‘WTF’ 🤭 010
Reposted by Mike WRobert Shrimsley @robertshrimsley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's hard to think of anything less British than the morons doing this to the heroic RNLI 531278313
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The CEO of NATS and his entire management team need to do a 12 hour shift on the BA customer services desk. 120
Reposted by Mike WBarbara Nadel @barbaranadel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Published in paperback this Thursday 10 September. Same day as the MOT on my car! 0103
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Wordle 1,899 X/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩static.klipy.comSad Monkey Sighs on CouchALT: Sad Monkey Sighs on Couch 130
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 23/08/2026So much going on in this Sunday’s caption contest illustration - enjoy! Give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC 403515
Reposted by Mike WBarbara Nadel @barbaranadel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This is my latest Ikmen book. Just saying. 2103
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026He could have turned up, accepted his win with good grace, and made a witty, generous speech praising his opponents. The British love a good sport. But no, he’s shown once again he’s a thin-skinned narcissist who is unfit for public office. 2212
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Enjoy this dramatic illustration for the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC 364217
Reposted by Mike WLorelei King @loreleiking.bsky.social · 04/08/2026In honour of #InternationalOwlDay. (It may be a bit niche [or maybe not, seeing the popularity of #TheOdyssey], but it's my favourite of any memes I've made.) 329384
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC 524222
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I see the Stockholm metro is celebrating Yorkshire Day too 011621
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The only good thing about popcorn is that it stops people wittering on during a film. 030
Reposted by Mike WHumanists UK @humanists.uk · 27/07/2026Bill Oddie has died aged 85. We'll certainly be thinking of this quote today. #Humanist #Nature #Birdwatching #Humanists #HumanistsUK #BillOddie 5538165
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC 453515
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC 493922
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC 383919
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 09/07/2026RIP Bonnie Tyler The original singer of ‘Simply the Best’. Tina Turner was singing a cover version. 030
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This could be the first time the bin has taken the rubbish out. 150
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC 534419
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC 513115
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The compiler of the NUT Connections puzzle needs to learn the meaning of homonym. 120
Reposted by Mike WDr Charlie Gardner @charliejgardner.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Reform UK councillors have introduced a motion to rescind King's Lynn and West Norfolk's climate emergency declaration and deprioritise decarbonisation efforts The council were going to vote on it on Thursday But the meeting has been postponed due to extreme heat 451231642
Reposted by Mike WAndy Duchess @andyduchess.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Finally opens today! Hurrah. 67214
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC 523015
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC 593615
Reposted by Mike WMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Tomorrow’s Independent front page: 16429561208
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC 493613
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC 453117
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC 433613
Reposted by Mike WNick Acheson @themarshtit.bsky.social · 12/04/2026The wonderful Patrick Barkham @patrickbarkham.bsky.social is running the 2026 London Marathon dressed as a 🦡 in aid of Norfolk Wildlife Trust’s land acquisitions for nature. Please watch his message and consider sponsoring him ☺️ 22715
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, and be kind to small children. Give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC 302611
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away lots of ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC 472713
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Could people stop making fun of this young man for his appearance, as he might think that his looks are the reason we hate him, and not the fact he represents a far right party destroying everything good, tolerant and decent about this country? 111
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Can you imagine the level of apoplexy Reform and its unhinged followers would experience if the U.K. government suggested (very sensibly) going fully metric?media.tenor.coma woman is standing in front of a chandelier and says i 'm apoplectic with rage .ALT: a woman is standing in front of a chandelier and says i 'm apoplectic with rage . 110
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC 453016
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Enjoy the #HappyMothersDay Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC 312410
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC 402214
