Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My partner would always take a torch just in case ( in the days before phones lit up) 020
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wordle 1,937 3/6 🟩🟩⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Oh Wordlers won’t like this 🤭 000
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Does anyone have a rational answer to why they make teacups with handles that are too small for the average human finger? 130
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’ve just been serenaded by a boat load of very drunk women singing ‘Advance Australia Fair’. It could only be Melbourne. 150
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026One for each day of the week! (Art gallery of Western Australia) @museumbums.bsky.social 040
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Whose idea was it to put the voice record button just where the Send button should be? Every WhatsApp group I’ve joined now has a message from me going ‘WTF’ 🤭 010
Reposted by Mike WRobert Shrimsley @robertshrimsley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's hard to think of anything less British than the morons doing this to the heroic RNLI 531279313
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The CEO of NATS and his entire management team need to do a 12 hour shift on the BA customer services desk. 120
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Ooh I’m visiting Wellington in September, I might look Harry up, as it were. 020
Reposted by Mike WBarbara Nadel @barbaranadel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Published in paperback this Thursday 10 September. Same day as the MOT on my car! 0103
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 31/08/2026static.klipy.comNgủ Ngon Khóc: Gấu Trắng BuồnALT: Ngủ Ngon Khóc: Gấu Trắng Buồn 120
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 31/08/2026static.klipy.comCrying Cat: 'I'm Fine'ALT: Crying Cat: 'I'm Fine' 110
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Wordle 1,899 X/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩static.klipy.comSad Monkey Sighs on CouchALT: Sad Monkey Sighs on Couch 130
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Naughty 👿static.klipy.comTom and Jerry: Butter Graduation Cap HitALT: Tom and Jerry: Butter Graduation Cap Hit 010
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It’s their world, not yours. Leave them to live their little lives. 110
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 23/08/2026“You’d be surprised how many people faint when they meet their first centaur”. #GirlsOwnCC 2310
Reposted by Mike WGirl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 23/08/2026So much going on in this Sunday’s caption contest illustration - enjoy! Give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC 403515
Reposted by Mike WBarbara Nadel @barbaranadel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This is my latest Ikmen book. Just saying. 2103
Mike W @mkmike.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I know the feeling but you can’t support every charity or you’d need help yourself. The fact you feel bad should tell you everything you need to know about yourself. 110
