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Mike Janssen

@mjanssen.bsky.social
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Editor @current.org, banjo noodler, on guitar at the dad jams. I like to make cocktails, coffee, pizza, faces. W-A-S-H-I-N-G, T-O-N, baby, D-C Music: boundarystones.bandcamp.com and soundcloud.com/thatmikejanssen

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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was all ready to play banjo at yesterday's Hyattsville Porchfest and we got rained out, dagnabbit. But I'm hoping to find more gigs for this project with my friend soon. Meanwhile, the dad band also needs to be on the hunt for a next gig (and more originals to fill out our set)
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just watched "The Invite," which I enjoyed but I thought it was likely the Spanish version had a less happy ending. Looked it up and yep. America!
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
that NYT TV shows list doesn't have Tim and Eric on it, so it is not to be taken seriously
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you can tell this place is top notch
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Played an open mic tonight with my friend. Live sound is hard. Live electric banjo sound is harder! Nonetheless, we must learn by doing, and the crowd seemed into it.
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My first Lyft driver tonight was listening to one song on repeat. The second is listening to some bizarre AI-voiced audiobook
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this country needs to get its priorities in order. I move that Pink Lady should just be the default in places where Red Delicious is usually provided
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The true first day of fall is when you get in the car in the morning and the tire pressure light is on
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve been traveling a lot so I missed the Troy McClure/Selma Simpsons episode with my kids but thankfully was home for some steamed hams
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jim'llpaintit
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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new dude explaining meme dropped
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I heard someone on the street say someone had an “Egyptian conniption”
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Should Have Stayed at the Bus Station @shouldhavestayed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I may live badly, but at least I don't have to work to do it.
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Had a spirited chat with my Lyft driver here in New Orleans about how JD Vance “stuck his pee-pee in a couch”
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New Orleans must be unique as a place where jazz is a tourist attraction, right?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Men used to have ROMANCE Men used to be SPONTANEOUS Men used to come home and surprise their wives with COORDINATED OUTFITS and say YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE DRUMS, WE ARE IN A BAND, we are called THE WHITE STIPES, you are now my SISTER
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Deathly farts at the airport bar
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Going to New Orleans tomorrow for a work conference, which will in no way interfere with my main goal of eating po’ boys and drinking cocktails
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. a loud singing man at Disney World 2. the thought of pants walking around with no one wearing them 3. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD4L...
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CBS 1970s (Special Presentation) Remastered
YouTube video by ApotheounSAK
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Be provocative, be organized www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IgM...
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Family Chant | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Mango Mango
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Do not send squirrel bones. Thank you." www.youtube.com/watch?v=9exB...
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Usable Human Bones | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Huey "Piano" Smith is good for what ails you, at any time www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sxn...
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Don't You Just Know It - Huey "Piano" Smith
YouTube video by oldies55
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Spotted in Chicago: BATMANSUPERMANSPIDERMANSPONGEBOBMICHAELJORDANJACKSON
Graffiti in black that says  BATMANSUPERMANSPIDERMANSPONGEBOBMICHAELJORDANJACKSON along the top of a building
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the double life of véronique emma houxbois @emmahouxbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i can’t believe warner brothers turned down my pitch for a gritty spinoff of coyote vs acme called fudd meridian
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Agreed, not a big fan of the regular Tabasco, but you should try their Garlic Pepper Sauce variety if you haven’t. Not really that spicy, great on many things
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Art D. @artd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🎶a little voice inside my head Said never look back
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Joel B @joelbrandhorst.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A Tribe Called Quest "Phony Rappers" ("So don't step on the boule if you know that you're phony / Or else I'll bend that ass like elbow macaroni") www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_KF...
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Phony Rappers
YouTube video by A Tribe Called Quest - Topic
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/09/2026
anyway i think DC statehood is a non negotiable. only way to give DC residents the tools to protect themselves.
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Saw a kid in the airport security line today with a ukulele on his back
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Songs that mention macaroni: Mr. Bungle, “Squeeze Me Macaroni” youtu.be/XQ7p623CBvI?...
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Squeeze Me Macaroni by Mr Bungle
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have eaten sausage every day I’ve been in Chicago
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Airport thoughts: it’s weird that the Apple thumbs down reaction is reverse of the emoji
The thumbs down emoji with the Apple thumbs down reaction on it
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type your name I don’t know who this guy is but he looks like he’s having fun. Or crying? Both?
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Mike the Cowboy Laughing Heartily
Alt: Mike the Cowboy Laughing Heartily
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love this explanation of where Kurt Wagner got the Lambchop name
Quote from Kurt Wagner: “When pretty women say Lambchop, their faces end in an upturned smile as opposed to a frown, and that made the decision for me– that, and I was sick of dealing with it. I figured nobody was gonna fucking call their band Lambchop. It was stupid enough that no one would sue us.”
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Everybody needs a dad band for a pillow
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Going to Chicago tomorrow for Sound and Gravity wooooooo
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the data viz nerd in me is troubled by the inversion
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 01/09/2026
Do not try to talk to me about something called “Hugging Face”
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I keep trying to find short enough chunks of this wonderful Wendell Berry poem to quote but can't so just read the whole thing, please. RIP. "Friends, every day do something/ that won’t compute." allpoetry.com/poem/1262246...
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Manifesto: The Mad Farmer Liberation Front by Wendell Berry
Love the quick profit, the annual raise, vacation with pay. Want more of everything ready-made. Be afraid to know your neighbors and to die. And you will have a window in your head. Not even your futu...
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with five artists you've seen at least twice My Morning Jacket Yo La Tengo The Bad Plus They Might Be Giants Pavement
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
- King Sunny Adé at the 9:30 Club in 2010. I had seen him at Bonnaroo, most amazing show I've ever seen. Two of his band members died in a car accident in Nigeria and the tour was canceled. (1/2)
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my favorite was one in Charlottesville in 1996 the summer I lived there that just had the most incredibly curated and organized collection. I went only a few times but it was the best
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ann Landers is a boring old bitty
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Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hang out at Other Half while my son’s at a parkour birthday party nearby? Well ok
Three 4 ounce glasses of beer on a metal tray on a wooden table. One is partly consumed
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm sorry what
The visit by Taliban officials to the slutz cheese making plant in central Belarus
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