Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I was all ready to play banjo at yesterday's Hyattsville Porchfest and we got rained out, dagnabbit. But I'm hoping to find more gigs for this project with my friend soon. Meanwhile, the dad band also needs to be on the hunt for a next gig (and more originals to fill out our set) 250
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just watched "The Invite," which I enjoyed but I thought it was likely the Spanish version had a less happy ending. Looked it up and yep. America! 110
Reposted by Mike Janssenwhet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups 62428366
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026that NYT TV shows list doesn't have Tim and Eric on it, so it is not to be taken seriously 080
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Played an open mic tonight with my friend. Live sound is hard. Live electric banjo sound is harder! Nonetheless, we must learn by doing, and the crowd seemed into it. 0130
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My first Lyft driver tonight was listening to one song on repeat. The second is listening to some bizarre AI-voiced audiobook 140
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026this country needs to get its priorities in order. I move that Pink Lady should just be the default in places where Red Delicious is usually provided 370
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The true first day of fall is when you get in the car in the morning and the tire pressure light is on 2241
Reposted by Mike JanssenBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do you ever read a series of words 1084053566
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’ve been traveling a lot so I missed the Troy McClure/Selma Simpsons episode with my kids but thankfully was home for some steamed hams 141
Reposted by Mike JanssenLa vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Jim'llpaintit 51094296
Reposted by Mike JanssenJS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 18/09/2026new dude explaining meme dropped 0445
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I heard someone on the street say someone had an “Egyptian conniption” 021
Reposted by Mike JanssenShould Have Stayed at the Bus Station @shouldhavestayed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I may live badly, but at least I don't have to work to do it. 122
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Had a spirited chat with my Lyft driver here in New Orleans about how JD Vance “stuck his pee-pee in a couch” 1130
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026New Orleans must be unique as a place where jazz is a tourist attraction, right? 330
Reposted by Mike JanssenBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Men used to have ROMANCE Men used to be SPONTANEOUS Men used to come home and surprise their wives with COORDINATED OUTFITS and say YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE DRUMS, WE ARE IN A BAND, we are called THE WHITE STIPES, you are now my SISTER 151509191
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Going to New Orleans tomorrow for a work conference, which will in no way interfere with my main goal of eating po’ boys and drinking cocktails 2401
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. a loud singing man at Disney World 2. the thought of pants walking around with no one wearing them 3. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD4L...youtube.comCBS 1970s (Special Presentation) RemasteredYouTube video by ApotheounSAK 270
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Be provocative, be organized www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IgM...youtube.comFamily Chant | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult SwimYouTube video by Adult Swim 030
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"Do not send squirrel bones. Thank you." www.youtube.com/watch?v=9exB...youtube.comUsable Human Bones | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult SwimYouTube video by Adult Swim 140
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Huey "Piano" Smith is good for what ails you, at any time www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sxn...youtube.comDon't You Just Know It - Huey "Piano" SmithYouTube video by oldies55 0152
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Spotted in Chicago: BATMANSUPERMANSPIDERMANSPONGEBOBMICHAELJORDANJACKSON 1123
Reposted by Mike Janssenthe double life of véronique emma houxbois @emmahouxbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i can’t believe warner brothers turned down my pitch for a gritty spinoff of coyote vs acme called fudd meridian 07713
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Agreed, not a big fan of the regular Tabasco, but you should try their Garlic Pepper Sauce variety if you haven’t. Not really that spicy, great on many things 231
Reposted by Mike JanssenArt D. @artd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026🎶a little voice inside my head Said never look back 0112
Reposted by Mike JanssenJoel B @joelbrandhorst.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A Tribe Called Quest "Phony Rappers" ("So don't step on the boule if you know that you're phony / Or else I'll bend that ass like elbow macaroni") www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_KF...youtube.comPhony RappersYouTube video by A Tribe Called Quest - Topic 111
Reposted by Mike Janssenjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/09/2026anyway i think DC statehood is a non negotiable. only way to give DC residents the tools to protect themselves. 373421408
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Saw a kid in the airport security line today with a ukulele on his back 081
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Songs that mention macaroni: Mr. Bungle, “Squeeze Me Macaroni” youtu.be/XQ7p623CBvI?...youtu.beSqueeze Me Macaroni by Mr BungleYouTube video by RuneScape560 131
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I have eaten sausage every day I’ve been in Chicago 090
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Airport thoughts: it’s weird that the Apple thumbs down reaction is reverse of the emoji 140
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026What gif pops up when you type your name I don’t know who this guy is but he looks like he’s having fun. Or crying? Both?static.klipy.comMike the Cowboy Laughing HeartilyAlt: Mike the Cowboy Laughing Heartily 3101
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I love this explanation of where Kurt Wagner got the Lambchop name 082
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Going to Chicago tomorrow for Sound and Gravity wooooooo 090
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026the data viz nerd in me is troubled by the inversion 041
Reposted by Mike JanssenPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 01/09/2026Do not try to talk to me about something called “Hugging Face” 1267848
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I keep trying to find short enough chunks of this wonderful Wendell Berry poem to quote but can't so just read the whole thing, please. RIP. "Friends, every day do something/ that won’t compute." allpoetry.com/poem/1262246...allpoetry.comManifesto: The Mad Farmer Liberation Front by Wendell BerryLove the quick profit, the annual raise, vacation with pay. Want more of everything ready-made. Be afraid to know your neighbors and to die. And you will have a window in your head. Not even your futu... 190
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Introduce yourself with five artists you've seen at least twice My Morning Jacket Yo La Tengo The Bad Plus They Might Be Giants Pavement 271
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026- King Sunny Adé at the 9:30 Club in 2010. I had seen him at Bonnaroo, most amazing show I've ever seen. Two of his band members died in a car accident in Nigeria and the tour was canceled. (1/2) 260
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026my favorite was one in Charlottesville in 1996 the summer I lived there that just had the most incredibly curated and organized collection. I went only a few times but it was the best 121
Mike Janssen @mjanssen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Hang out at Other Half while my son’s at a parkour birthday party nearby? Well ok 2110
Reposted by Mike JanssenRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I'm sorry what 601636254