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Today's near miss: downhill hole, maybe 215'. My release came out high so I thought I overshot it. The tree caught it and dropped it straight down... less than a foot in front of the bucket. 😭

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Nobody wants to watch players acting like they got shot when they're on-ball defender. Bring back ethical hooping.

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What a pathetic, insecure, compensatory knob.

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My thoughts on the rest of the WNBA playoffs.

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think at this point in my career I'll count down the days until PSLF kicks in (assuming it sticks around long enough) and then find a for-profit job doing almost anything. Helping people is great, but non-profits are incentivized to pile onto their staffs in order to remain competitive for grants

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Shifting into Timberwolves mode now... Having a PG that can toss a lob is really going to unlock Rudy on the offensive end.🤌

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I need the Lynx to bring the "fuck you" energy tonight.

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yet another entry in right-wing knobs not knowing ball.

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you're giving a presentation and all you're doing is reading your slides, just give me a copy of your damn slides and I'll go read them on my own.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Myles Price runs a punt back 86 yards for a TD, Vikings extend the lead

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cathy not missing her shot to impact the refereeing in this game.

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

... Or maybe because these parents are shit and we've realized we're not obligated to keep them in our lives? I cut off my "dad" over 20 years ago. An abusive drunk that repetively called me a "lazy disappointment". Parents like that shouldn't be shocked they never get to meet their kids' kids

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lynx in 2. Mystics in 3. Valkyries in 2. Aces in 2.

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Stopped by a course on the way home from a work meeting. 🔥

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

These are the Lynx I know and love. 😁

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Feeding kids is always a great investment, plus making it universal saves a lot on administrative costs and way less administrative burden on low income families that are already paperworked way too much.

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 21/09/2026

GOOFY (present at the Vikings dance): Gawrsh

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Skol Vikings. FTP. Abolish ICE.

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Mark Jones @markjonesmotion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What a lot of people will miss..is how much much more EFFICIENT Miles is while outscoring Clark in their rookie seasons. 49/39/87 shooting splits for Miles..with a 2:1 ast/to ratio. 42/34/91 shooting splits for Clark with only a 1.5 ast/to ratio. Facts..not opinion💯

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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

DALLAS TURNER WALKOFF SACK FOR THE VIKINGS

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Skip intro

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I live in MN but Ion is giving me the other game. 🤬🤬👺

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Everybody deserves paid leave, not just those that got in with the right employer.

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Apparently "fuck off" doesn't get you unsubscribed to a politician's mass texts but "go away" does. 🤷

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

$4.19/gal when I filled up this morning, $4.34/ gal when I got home after work. Thanks for all your hard work in making life affordable, Republicans.

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

As a professional punter, I’m in absolute awe at the masterclass put on by this Congress. Just punt after punt after punt, it’s like rewatching the 0-16 Lions.

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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

They can self-regulate, says the guy who shares a porn accountability app with his son.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

WNBA somehow fucked up alllll that good will and enthusiasm they built up over the last few years of putting an OUTSTANDING product on the floor with real stars only to hand the reins over to a transphobic loser who RIDES THE BENCH

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Venn Diagram of people who say "I have superior genes" and people who are absolute fucking knobs is a circle.

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Flores is an absolute madman.

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

One thing I missed about football season is checking NFC North MemeWar on Mondays. 🤣

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Eric Thompson @ericjthompson81.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

May this meme never die. #Skol

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm so used to Minnesota teams getting hosed by officiating that this TD drive has me all sorts of confused.

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

From the sibling group chat.

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Eric Thompson @ericjthompson81.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

OH MY GOD THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS ACTUALLY SCORED ON A FREE PLAY

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

“Is your mayonnaise too spicy? Does seeing a four story apartment complex fill you with unnatural dread? Are you worried your kids might hang out with ‘those people?’ If you answered ‘yes’ to any of these questions, try our new BEEEIIIIGGEE line of bland, uninspiring children’s toys!”

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'll admit that it was an intentional choice to put hole 1 in viewing area of a playground when I designed our course. Random kid when I parked it: "Nice shot (5-year-old's name)'s dad!" 🤣

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It's Friday, work's over, it's beautiful outside, and my @randisc.com mail call was waiting for me on the porch. Let's gooooo

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It's the NES Double Dribble corner 3 glitch in real life. 🤣

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