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Mitch P.

@mitchprime.bsky.social
215 followers 161 following 1.3K posts

Disc golf, video games (retro, indie), Minnesota sports, hoops, sandwich enthusiast, dad. 🏀 Land of 10,000 Lobs 🐺 🏀

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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 19h
That event has been on my list for long time. Someday. I got a kick out of the old 80's living room set up. Reminds me of playing NES at my cousin's house on his unit of a TV.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My internal OoTO message for Monday says "I'm doing this instead of working:"
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Disc Golf Detaljrikt
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I find it annoying when I get an out of office message and then get a response from that person. If you're on PTO, be on PTO. Hell froze over if you catch me replying to work messages while I'm standing on a teepad during one of my hooky days.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Need to flip Rhydon and Tauros at RB/FB. Rhydon is slow af but can open the hole up, and Tauros is top tier speed for OG 150.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She looks like the witch in Left 4 Dead.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let's flash forward 18 years where this weird fuckwad is shocked that his kid has gone no contact with him.
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Spooky Scary S-Kevin-ton 💀 @kforce1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can see why a the possibility of a long and accurate launch is difficult for him to believe
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nah--came up a bit short. 🤦
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It wasn't any higher than my usual line either--just a really good rip and my disc decided to hold for a loooong time.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bunch of kids hanging around hole 4 at the course (350', but teepad sits on a 15'ish ridge plus slight downhill). All came over to watch me tee off. Threw a laser beam through the trees with my Crave and overshot the basket by at least 30'. At least the kids got a good show. 😂
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A turd by any other name smells just as bad.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sitting in a presentation and they're already transitioning to calling the tech "super intelligence". Repeating it isn't going to make the name any less stupid.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AI dorks talk like they think they're so revolutionary and smart, but they're actually stupid and invent stuff that already exists.
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 07/10/2026
The elephant on the field www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-el...
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Hoop Informatics @hoopinformatics.com · 06/10/2026
Bones Hyland --> Jonathan Kuminga 🔨
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing tops the field goal doink when it comes to funniest sounds in sports.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is Kirktober, after all.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish for a kicker that doesn't spike my blood pressure.
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The Simpsons Monkey Paw Wish
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is the Texas GOP that inept that they're making me, a Minnesotan, watch Texas political ads?
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aydan West of Minnesota with some otherworldly body control and hand-eye coordination here to pick off Michigan
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I asked the universe for a sign. Good job, universe.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Get ready, league. Awoooooooo
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today's near miss: downhill hole, maybe 215'. My release came out high so I thought I overshot it. The tree caught it and dropped it straight down... less than a foot in front of the bucket. 😭
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Because he now gets to touch the ball the least amount possible and still score.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nobody wants to watch players acting like they got shot when they're on-ball defender. Bring back ethical hooping.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We need to keep dumbasses busier so that they don't have time to run for public office.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I forgot to respond here-- nah, I haven't heard of him but will definitely check him out. Sometimes it's nice to have reassurance that I'm not the only one that's frustrated with the field.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And he's walking around thinking he's some sort of bad ass but he looks like a weird little weenie.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a pathetic, insecure, compensatory knob.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My thoughts on the rest of the WNBA playoffs.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm okay with rivalries and talking trash, but depictions of abuse is way over the line. Bad AI generation is shit icing on the shit cake.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love my job and I love the impact my work has on the community, but I'm absolutely drained every single day and have no juice left for the stuff I love to do.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think at this point in my career I'll count down the days until PSLF kicks in (assuming it sticks around long enough) and then find a for-profit job doing almost anything. Helping people is great, but non-profits are incentivized to pile onto their staffs in order to remain competitive for grants
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shifting into Timberwolves mode now... Having a PG that can toss a lob is really going to unlock Rudy on the offensive end.🤌
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😕
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need the Lynx to bring the "fuck you" energy tonight.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And whenever you push back they play the "I'm so persecuted" card. Former catholic--I've seen that play book first hand.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Christian conservatives seem to have a knack for jumping onto stuff that's popular and figuring out how to make it suck.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Granted I haven't played a ton of tourneys this year, but last year every guy that made me think "oh please don't let me be carded with them" were all throwing it.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe it's my area, but I associate Lone Star with sweaty chud.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yet another entry in right-wing knobs not knowing ball.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you're giving a presentation and all you're doing is reading your slides, just give me a copy of your damn slides and I'll go read them on my own.
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But we're still 3-0! #skol
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm also tired of it, and exactly on your last point. "earned a follow" - - hope you're into disc golf, video games, and cheering/lamenting over MN sports.
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Eric Thompson @ericjthompson81.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Myles Price runs a punt back 86 yards for a TD, Vikings extend the lead
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Mitch P. @mitchprime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck Cathy.
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