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Mitchell Lawrence

@mitchelll.bsky.social
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Tennessean, Genealogist, Conservationist, Appalachian and Ozark Mountain enjoyer. Occasional takes on politics and Americana music. Wokest person in Tractor Supply. Views my own, because no one else wants them.

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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 13h
Checking in halfway through this guy's timeline. I like our odds.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 22h
I think there is an infinitesimal, minuscule chance Marsha gets Hillary’ed in the TN governors race. Enough republicans think she’s a snake to stay home, assuming that her win is an inevitability. They’re probably right, BUT you don’t see this kind of defection unless that attitude already exists.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Close friend told me morale is on the floor at work and management’s solution is to have a weekly meeting about it. The meetings will continue until morale improves.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time hegseth says some new radiantly dumb stuff I think about when he was still a Fox News host and said he didn’t believe in germs. This guy is so much stupider than even informed people realize.
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In my brain, “Evangelical” now lives about same distance away from “Christianity” as Mormon or Jehovahs Witness. Like, sure. Lot of the same names, books and stuff, but wildly different theology and approach to life.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok, so even if 24k gold leaf costs $100/square foot (which it doesn’t, usually $50-70 based on some quick searches, down to just a few bucks if you use non-24k), that’s enough leaf to cover an entire football field with several thousand square ft to spare.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got a follow up email today from a university I applied to in two thousand and fifteen. Ship sailed guys, but thanks for checking in.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Meanwhile, in the South, it has been 90°+ daily for nearly 2 months, with the humidity of a small bathroom after a hot shower. I will be experiencing outdoor temperatures below 60° for the first time in like 5 months this week and am ecstatic.
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Im ancient Egypt certain pharaohs ended up having their names chiseled off of every monument and I finally understand the motivation there
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Coastal elite (derogatory, unironic)
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This bar band sounds like if Mark Knopfler joined the Allman Brothers
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today, on the anniversary of his death, we remember an American Populist struck down at the peak of influence. May his memory remind us of who we are at our worst and who we can be at our best. RIP Huey Long, August 30, 1893 – September 10, 1935
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My sense of temperature is so screwed this time of year. Stepped outside and thought “oh wow it’s almost cool, this is so nice” Checked the thermometer. 89°F.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We doin dialect maps today? Bet. Mine is very much on the money. It appears I may be incomprehensible to new Englanders.
Dialect map of the US, where the southeast and central US are deep red and orange, while the upper east coast is deep blue and Midwest is blue/light yellow
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Waiting for my glorious Alma Mater MTSU to do this. “1… and counting”
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
God forbid a candidate actually be passionate about anything
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every time he poses with a row of dudes talking about something there’s always one guy up front who’s really into it and everyone else looks like their shoes are full of broken glass.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hooked up a new PC for my wife last night, and I forgot just how awful the internet is now for desktop browsing without an ad blocker. Good lord.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lap dog does not care that it is 100 degrees.
Black dog on my lap while I sit on our deck, green foliage glowing out of focus in the background in the low afternoon sun. Mutt dog has eyes squinted and tongue out
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gemini: You’re totally right, that mushroom you ate was definitely toxic, and not the easy nutrient-dense snack I recommended. I’ll be sure to do better next time! Mr Beast: *vomiting noises*
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thank you for so many strong essays, poems, ideas, stands, principles, examples, Wendell Berry. Thank you for loving the land, the country, the language. Thank you for living your principles. Quoted you in my talk yesterday, pulled these from my quotes collections.
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Wendell Berry, Writer Who Extolled America’s Agrarian Past, Dies at 92
A Kentucky farmer, he railed against agribusiness and championed small family farms and the environment, winning widespread acclaim.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m just glad Gordon Lightfoot isn’t here to see this.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Blessed
• (aint no one calling it that)
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every Internet service going down due to traffic. All of them. That way there’s a good 15 minute window of pure chaos and uncertainty.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Yoda from Star Wars
ALT: Yoda from Star Wars
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Going down the Wikipedia list of people born in 1946 and starting to bite my nails. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1946?wp...
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
See you, space comrade.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
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Holly McCall @jhollymc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly was internationally beloved but her death hits Tennesseans differently: she was one of us. I will be wearing black and sitting redneck shiva the rest of the week. Good night, sweet Queen.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was literally the most popular person in America by an incredibly wide margin.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly was, first and foremost, a Tennesseean. The definition of the kindness, creativity, ferocity, generosity, and heart that I see every day in my friends & neighbors. She was, is, has been & will be One Of Us. This state has more problems to count, but even more Dollys who walk among us.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Songs You Know By Heart. Stylistically one of the most recognizable album covers too.
The Yellow Cover of Songs You Know By Heart by Jimmy Buffett. Red cursive letters spelling “Jimmy Buffett” on a Mustard Yellow background, and nothing else. Not even the album title.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Happy Friday
Yazoo Brewing Company (Nashville TN) branded beer glass full of golden lager next to a 70s styled “retro” Narragansett Lager can. The can has a gold sailing ship, prominent red diagonal stripe, and gold checkered sides Back of the beer can: 

Hi- Neighbor!
You're lucky enough to be holding a genuine, collectible, limited edition retro 'Gansett Lager can.
The graphics on this can are the ones we used throughout the 1970s. And yes, this is the can that the Captain crushed in the famous movie about the big ass shark. The beer inside is our award-winning lager.
So drink up and enjoy!
For more 'Gansett nostalgia, visit us on Instagram.
Gansett.com
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I want to believe. I should make some Doug Jones prayer candles for election night.
Wikipedia data box for the 2017 Alabama special senate election, where Democrat Doug Jones beat Roy Moore. Again, in ALABAMA.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If someone ever offers me a s’mores PopTart buzz ball I’m taking one sip just to confirm my biases and then launching that thing like Nolan Ryan directly at their head
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
1992 Ford Ranger
1992 Ford Ranger on a beach
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
To edit Agent K from Men in Black, “Mongo is not dead. He just went home.” Easy flight back to Zambodia your highness.
Bumper sticker on my red cooler. Just says MONGO MAYOR in orange on a blue background. Surrounded by other miscellaneous stickers
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sounds like the kinda thing you’d see on a page in an ACME VILLAIN SUPPLY CATALOG for one second in a Loony Tunes short
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m not sure I’ve seen a poll before this one where he was underwater with literally *every* group except Republicans. That Indy Voter number is insane. Midterms are gonna be wild
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It really is something how any account, almost totally regardless of origin, will devolve into right wing griftposting once the follower count gets high enough.
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Holly McCall @jhollymc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
One of the more interesting side-notes of the evening was that two Democrats were elected in Williamson County. That's home to U.S. Sen. Marsha Blackburn, Gov. Bill Lee and Senate Majority LeaderJack Johnson among others. If memory serves, the last time a Democrat was elected was in 2000.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Very enjoyable to see Andy Ogles lose.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The one other car purchase I’ve been an adult for: My mom and I bought one while I was in college. About a week after we closed, they called asking for a 2nd check b/c they’d “mistakenly” shredded the first one. My wonderful mother told them Fat Chance & Figure It Out. They did not call back.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I have independently purchased exactly One (1) vehicle as an adult and it was through CarMax b/c I found exactly what I wanted online, shipped it to my local location, & I walked in and bought it. Did I pay a bit more than I could have for a used car? Yes. But no “dealership” was involved. Worth it.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
At 3:30 today I got a text that an item I ordered was being prepared for shipping, and tracking info would be “available soon” At 5:30 today, said item was on my porch.
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Cursed
Syracuse is apparently the “Best” at podcasting
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Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The pile of firewood I split on the side of the house dating back to March has been all stacked. Please clap.
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Adam Rawnsley @arawnsley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
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