Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 13hChecking in halfway through this guy's timeline. I like our odds. 020
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 22hI think there is an infinitesimal, minuscule chance Marsha gets Hillary’ed in the TN governors race. Enough republicans think she’s a snake to stay home, assuming that her win is an inevitability. They’re probably right, BUT you don’t see this kind of defection unless that attitude already exists. 120
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Close friend told me morale is on the floor at work and management’s solution is to have a weekly meeting about it. The meetings will continue until morale improves. 030
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every time hegseth says some new radiantly dumb stuff I think about when he was still a Fox News host and said he didn’t believe in germs. This guy is so much stupider than even informed people realize. 110
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In my brain, “Evangelical” now lives about same distance away from “Christianity” as Mormon or Jehovahs Witness. Like, sure. Lot of the same names, books and stuff, but wildly different theology and approach to life. 140
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ok, so even if 24k gold leaf costs $100/square foot (which it doesn’t, usually $50-70 based on some quick searches, down to just a few bucks if you use non-24k), that’s enough leaf to cover an entire football field with several thousand square ft to spare. 010
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I got a follow up email today from a university I applied to in two thousand and fifteen. Ship sailed guys, but thanks for checking in. 010
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Meanwhile, in the South, it has been 90°+ daily for nearly 2 months, with the humidity of a small bathroom after a hot shower. I will be experiencing outdoor temperatures below 60° for the first time in like 5 months this week and am ecstatic. 110
Reposted by Mitchell LawrenceDr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Im ancient Egypt certain pharaohs ended up having their names chiseled off of every monument and I finally understand the motivation there 02910
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This bar band sounds like if Mark Knopfler joined the Allman Brothers 111
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Today, on the anniversary of his death, we remember an American Populist struck down at the peak of influence. May his memory remind us of who we are at our worst and who we can be at our best. RIP Huey Long, August 30, 1893 – September 10, 1935 110
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My sense of temperature is so screwed this time of year. Stepped outside and thought “oh wow it’s almost cool, this is so nice” Checked the thermometer. 89°F. 010
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We doin dialect maps today? Bet. Mine is very much on the money. It appears I may be incomprehensible to new Englanders. 110
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Waiting for my glorious Alma Mater MTSU to do this. “1… and counting” 110
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 03/09/2026God forbid a candidate actually be passionate about anything 020
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Every time he poses with a row of dudes talking about something there’s always one guy up front who’s really into it and everyone else looks like their shoes are full of broken glass. 010
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Hooked up a new PC for my wife last night, and I forgot just how awful the internet is now for desktop browsing without an ad blocker. Good lord. 121
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Lap dog does not care that it is 100 degrees. 010
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Gemini: You’re totally right, that mushroom you ate was definitely toxic, and not the easy nutrient-dense snack I recommended. I’ll be sure to do better next time! Mr Beast: *vomiting noises* 110
Reposted by Mitchell LawrenceRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Thank you for so many strong essays, poems, ideas, stands, principles, examples, Wendell Berry. Thank you for loving the land, the country, the language. Thank you for living your principles. Quoted you in my talk yesterday, pulled these from my quotes collections.nytimes.comWendell Berry, Writer Who Extolled America’s Agrarian Past, Dies at 92A Kentucky farmer, he railed against agribusiness and championed small family farms and the environment, winning widespread acclaim. 15701151
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I’m just glad Gordon Lightfoot isn’t here to see this. 000
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Every Internet service going down due to traffic. All of them. That way there’s a good 15 minute window of pure chaos and uncertainty. 050
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 26/08/2026static.klipy.comYoda from Star WarsALT: Yoda from Star Wars 030
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Going down the Wikipedia list of people born in 1946 and starting to bite my nails. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1946?wp... 030
Reposted by Mitchell LawrencePatrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026See you, space comrade. 04312
Reposted by Mitchell LawrenceMo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸 1188852402
Reposted by Mitchell LawrenceHolly McCall @jhollymc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly was internationally beloved but her death hits Tennesseans differently: she was one of us. I will be wearing black and sitting redneck shiva the rest of the week. Good night, sweet Queen. 620327
Reposted by Mitchell LawrenceChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton was literally the most popular person in America by an incredibly wide margin. 131752
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly was, first and foremost, a Tennesseean. The definition of the kindness, creativity, ferocity, generosity, and heart that I see every day in my friends & neighbors. She was, is, has been & will be One Of Us. This state has more problems to count, but even more Dollys who walk among us. 110
Reposted by Mitchell LawrenceWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026[Exit Queen.] 2063894311012
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Songs You Know By Heart. Stylistically one of the most recognizable album covers too. 020
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I want to believe. I should make some Doug Jones prayer candles for election night. 030
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If someone ever offers me a s’mores PopTart buzz ball I’m taking one sip just to confirm my biases and then launching that thing like Nolan Ryan directly at their head 010
Reposted by Mitchell Lawrence😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 16/08/20261992 Ford Ranger 351116126
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 13/08/2026To edit Agent K from Men in Black, “Mongo is not dead. He just went home.” Easy flight back to Zambodia your highness. 020
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Sounds like the kinda thing you’d see on a page in an ACME VILLAIN SUPPLY CATALOG for one second in a Loony Tunes short 010
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I’m not sure I’ve seen a poll before this one where he was underwater with literally *every* group except Republicans. That Indy Voter number is insane. Midterms are gonna be wild 120
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It really is something how any account, almost totally regardless of origin, will devolve into right wing griftposting once the follower count gets high enough. 010
Reposted by Mitchell LawrenceHolly McCall @jhollymc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026One of the more interesting side-notes of the evening was that two Democrats were elected in Williamson County. That's home to U.S. Sen. Marsha Blackburn, Gov. Bill Lee and Senate Majority LeaderJack Johnson among others. If memory serves, the last time a Democrat was elected was in 2000. 44810
Reposted by Mitchell Lawrencederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Very enjoyable to see Andy Ogles lose. 845009223
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The one other car purchase I’ve been an adult for: My mom and I bought one while I was in college. About a week after we closed, they called asking for a 2nd check b/c they’d “mistakenly” shredded the first one. My wonderful mother told them Fat Chance & Figure It Out. They did not call back. 0151
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I have independently purchased exactly One (1) vehicle as an adult and it was through CarMax b/c I found exactly what I wanted online, shipped it to my local location, & I walked in and bought it. Did I pay a bit more than I could have for a used car? Yes. But no “dealership” was involved. Worth it. 030
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 07/08/2026At 3:30 today I got a text that an item I ordered was being prepared for shipping, and tracking info would be “available soon” At 5:30 today, said item was on my porch. 020
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The pile of firewood I split on the side of the house dating back to March has been all stacked. Please clap. 120
Reposted by Mitchell LawrenceAdam Rawnsley @arawnsley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast. 10346181519