Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We doin dialect maps today? Bet. Mine is very much on the money. It appears I may be incomprehensible to new Englanders. 110
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Lap dog does not care that it is 100 degrees. 010
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Songs You Know By Heart. Stylistically one of the most recognizable album covers too. 020
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I want to believe. I should make some Doug Jones prayer candles for election night. 030
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 13/08/2026To edit Agent K from Men in Black, “Mongo is not dead. He just went home.” Easy flight back to Zambodia your highness. 020
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 11/08/2026#2 there is the W Road. Guess how it got its name. 020
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Based solely on this wall decor, guess what kind of restaurant this is. I guarantee you are wrong. 110
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Homemade peach ice cream and homegrown fried green tomatoes. That’s the America I believe in. 000
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 30/06/2026SCOTUS looking at the “Well Regulated Militia” line in the 2nd amendment vs making shit up entirely in the 14th amendment 010
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Off the lathe, a gift for some neighbors. They lost a beautiful plum tree during the ice storms in January. I was able to get a piece with minimal cracking and turn a small change dish from it. Tung oil finish. Hope they enjoy the keepsake. 010
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 21/05/2026James McMurtry had this shit nailed in 2005. Time is a circle. 011
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Sometimes when we get bored on long car rides, my wife (raised objectively agnostic) and I (Private Christian school K-12) will listen to the audiobook King James Bible. Her reaction anytime we get through any culturally significant Bible story is basically Patchy the Pirate from SpongeBob. 000
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 27/04/2026This small drinking cup, carved from a steer horn in 1844 by my slave-owning 4th great grandfather. 130
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I wished I was in Austin, mmmhm. In the Chili Parlor Bar Drinking Mad Dog Margaritas and not caring where you are 010
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Your radio station plays songs about trucks and beer. My radio station plays songs about psychedelics, getting shot, and being horny. We are not the same. 020
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Are the forecast/record numbers flipped here? Forecast numbers don’t line up with the chart, but the Record numbers do. 000
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Hopefully this one specifically. And explained this way. 2873
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed 1162
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Trump secures the crucial Holden Bloodfeast vote to maintain the congressional majority. 011
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 16/02/2026No time to find a they/them barista so I’m making my own Woke Coffee at home 010
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Watched the first half and Bad Bunny from the Carousel Bar at the Hotel Monteleone in Nawlins. The lady behind us thought Lady Gaga was Bad Bunny’s girlfriend. 010
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I’m nearly as Online™ as they come and I have heard of literally none of these. 010
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Good mornin America, how are ya? Don’t you know me? I’m your native son. I’m the train they call the City of New Orleans I’ll be gone 500 miles when the day is done. 010
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Paul Thorn at 3rd and Lindsley in Nashville Words to live by 000
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Bucket trucks may not be the most photogenic subject matter, but this one was radiant. Our power came back on 10 minutes after I took this. 020
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 14/01/2026How I look reading any news or opening any social media feed now 010
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I was in the nosebleeds for this game and we could tell it wasn’t a stop. I still have the r/CFB screenshots from that game thread. 020
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Relative humidity in my home office is back above 35% for the first time in like 2 weeks, and my sinuses are having a Shawshank moment. 010
Mitchell Lawrence @mitchelll.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Todd Snider alway hit the mark on this. And when people get shot they show it on TV a lot Every night at six o'clock And you don't even have to be eighteen to see You don't even have to be in first grade 010