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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸

@mitchell509.bsky.social
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Troublesome, distractible, wishes he was in the shop. PNW Nationalist

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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 42m
They’re cooking something up. Anything short of report for your next shift or your fired would be bad. But also they gotta offer new contract negotiations. Maybe the WSF shouldn’t be the kinda marine employer that causes various sailors and ship engineers laugh when they see the job postings.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 48m
Nice interior of the dome at the Automobile Church. I assume CarPope’s cathedra is there?
Car Pope riding in the popemobile in the movie Cars 2 (2011)
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 52m
It’s really funny because if it is a union action it becomes so tricky for the state to deal with so it’s better to pretend it’s not… I guess?
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 53m
The End of the Modern World by Romano Gaurdini seems like necessary reading once again. Maybe Man Against Mass Society by Gabriel Marcel too. Basically the gambit of mid-century Catholic resourcement adjacent philosophers and political scientists contain the antidote to *gestures at the world*
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 1h
It’s so bad. The state’s posts about it make it clear that it’s a sick out even though they want to deny it is one.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 1h
Said certain point twice in one sentence. Need to proofread my skeets award.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 1h
Maybe not. But mostly because mass formation armies aren’t as effective. But if a huge war kicks off at a certain point it’s a more effective way to fight war at a certain point than 5 million dollar a pop cruise missiles. At the end of the day in an all out existential war: lives are cheap.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 1h
Is he back in the news again?
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Glowballist @glowballist.bsky.social · 1h
While we're at it, go full Cold War on global fascism. Make it the top strategic focus for national security.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 2h
Massive, sweeping prosecutions of everyone even tangentially involved in the overthrow or corruption of US government. Build a whole infrastructure for it
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 2h
The lesson of Brazil is you have to make sure none of them can ever come back
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dang commies
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Berry schnapps started! Now just to wait 6 weeks…
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m.a.m @mangelmartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love a skeptical but speculative Jesuit
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Probably need to take a social media break again soon
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sauerkraut… maybe. Watch this space to see if it turns out right.
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
also thinking a lot about how #MeToo apparently went too far, when it’s quite obvious now that it didn’t go far enough. it didn’t really go anywhere. there were no lasting consequences of that cultural moment beyond people making jokes about it.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🙏
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok but Donny is eating up these graphics. Asking aides do you really think…?
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not surprising tbh theodramatist.com/twentieth-ce...
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RACHEL HAS GONE TO THE CONTAINER STORE FOR STORAGE BINS AND IS DOING USEFUL PURGING.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Surprisingly good.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I always ask too, even if I don’t know exactly where the specific place is (yet) I genuinely want to learn more about the geography of where people I meet are from.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Right but it is weird for to respond “Washington” when someone asks where you’re from when you are visiting Poland or whatever. Say America and then specify if asked. Or say a region of you really want: “Northwestern USA.”
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Biggest Amerifat moment i experienced in Europe.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When a taxi driver in London asked where in the US I was from and I told him Washington he had no idea what I meant. So I told him where Starbucks is from. He kinda got it then. 😭
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It makes Washingtonians a bit insane tbqh. I would hate to see DC made a state because we couldn’t even specify Washington State at that point. If they ever get statehood then Washington should get to rename itself. I like Tahoma or Columbia in that case. Columbia was our original name iirc.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I saw something in xitter that Americans traveling overseas will often name their state when asked where they are from. I think this is an issue Washingtonians probably don’t struggle with. We can’t even tell other Americans that we are from Washington without them assuming we mean DC.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is some good country music. It’s hard to find on the radio lol
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think that’s fair. Honestly if my wife and kids didn’t like the radio station we usually listen to I’d mostly stream 90s and 00s alt rock, punk and emo music. That and an eclectic mix of Swedish and German pop music.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The song doesn’t deserve to be where it’s at in the charts for as long as it has been. It’s not bad but it’s not that good. We have some top 40 stations here that are actually “90s, 00s and today” so those stations are good for listening to stuff I like and listening to new stuff
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok but like if we want it to be really cool we gotta find a field that is already relatively flat with gentle hills that help make a natural diamond shape so people can watch from blankets like they do the Arizona spring training. Make it a “Stickball Classic in a National Park” thing. Real rustic.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kevin, no
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God is punishing them for their separatist ballot measure. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
theguardian.com
Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a horrible day to have eyes
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What…
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
100%
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Probably Reuters signed a deal with Meta AI recently
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They are incredible. I wish I had bought this coffee table book I saw in a shop in Red Mountain BC a few years ago. “Outhouses of the Canadian Rockies” It was just a book of shitters with incredible views. lol
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brave to think he will keep it that long
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s how religious schools work in some other English speaking countries. We send some of our kids to parochial school but in our state vouchers are unconstitutional so we know it’s a choice to opt out and don’t expect state support for the school we chose.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I really don’t like voucher systems for this reason. Our taxes fund the education system. If you opt out of the system then you shouldn’t expect to get money from that system. If you want to have a religious school that gets tax money then we’d have to find a way to put that school under state rules
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Checking the tracking for 3 days in a row: *label has been created but package has not been dropped off at shipping facility*
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Kevin the Pikachu @kap3692.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Top 40 radio listeners heard him a lot.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
GLP1s were released in prep for the Euro-Russia war so we’d have enough 20-40 year olds skinny enough to draft.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Honestly I wish Washington could switch sides in this whole mess. We used to be part of BNA (predecessor to Canada) and if negotiations had gone a bit differently in the 1840s still could have been.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Li’l Sebastian effect.
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Mitch is tired 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @mitchell509.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We made Washington a god so I mean… (cf dome artwork in the capitol building)
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