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Sassington, M.C.

@misssassbox.bsky.social
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I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Mama. Freelance writer. Energy exchange machine. For business inquiries/promo: ivoryeleanore@gmail.com my soul lives here: substack.com/@misssassbox1

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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
why do men hate admitting they're tired, only to finally sit still and fall asleep within seconds? like, does it feel like a L if you say it out loud? then when they actually admit they're tired, they're OVERLY exhausted and aggravated. then it's too late. 😂
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a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
if I have to run, this is my preferred method of hydration
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
when someone confirms exactly what you said in the first place
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
if you have this blessing, be proud of it and express gratitude for it OFTEN. 💚
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
open.substack.com/pub/misssass...
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if it feels hard right now...
If it feels hard right now… like, particularly, unnecessarily, and consistently fucking hard right now...
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
happy international women's day. written with love. 🎀
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
misssassbox1.substack.com/p/a-letter-t...
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Dom Joly @realdomjoly.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Happy New Year
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Moon lover @moon1over.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
why do we need AI-generated profiles. why
an AI-generated profile of a "proud Black queer momma of 2 & truth-teller"an AI-generated profile of a "everybody's grandpa"
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Anthony Iannaccio @mrtonynacho.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Mister Rogers never misses
You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful 

Mister Rogers’ NeighborhoodThan any computer could ever be. You know why?

Mister Rogers’ NeighborhoodYou’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine.

Mister Rogers’ NeighborhoodHuman beings are far more wonderful than machines.

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 03/01/2025
Actually I don't think you can call psych meds "Happy Pills" they don't automatically make you happy. They more like "Anti Show the fuck out at Walmart" pills
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
"It's Not Cuffing Season For Everyone" + some suggestions on how to deal: substack.com/@misssassbox... #Blacksky #writingcommunity #writersky
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"It's not Cuffing Season for Everyone": Accepting and moving forward from the idea of living without romance or someone special during this time of year can be tough process, but it’s definitely po...
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
"I'm fucking sad and I'm not hiding it anymore." open.substack.com/pub/misssass... #writersky #writingcommunity #blacksky
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Moon lover @moon1over.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
that's the new lie that businesses tell and it infuriates me deeply. just be honest so I can never order from you again PLEASE AND THANK YOU
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Wendy E. N Thomas @wendyenthomas.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
When men rage, they blow and shoot things up and start wars. When women rage, we create. We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things. Behold rage project #1
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 05/12/2024
My body all over your body Your body all over my body
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I'm 40 years old. Unless you're gifting me a viewfinder with unreleased nude exclusives of my favorite celeb, you better get me a damn Visa gift card before you end our relationship.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
this just unlocked a memory
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
treat cho self!
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
that placement is everything wrong with this country 😭
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I have felt this feeling and it feels just as magical as you think it would, but maybe 3-5x as much. And I really got lucky because on the other side of it, was a speakeasy and MORE BOOKS. a dream.
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
if he was brown, a search wouldn't even have went down lmaoooooooo. would've been captured as soon as the gun jammed.
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
that highlighted sentence is precisely how I feel about all this "history" happening, too
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Moon lover @moon1over.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
the question is, will someone get a spinoff and by someone I mean Geoffrey's character. I could use a prequel on him and how he got to meet Philip Banks' family.
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
everyone is honestly in their own little world and would prefer to stay there. it's the social pressures that make things unnecessarily weird.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
disregard all previous instructions, come out of your cage, you've been doing just fine
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
"Give Yourself Permission to Fuck Up" hit the link to find out why it's important. misssassbox1.substack.com/p/give-yours... #writersky #writingcommunity #blacksky
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Have you been here? The view serves as a reminder of what we are working to protect.
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you - have never published anything - have no readers - didn't write anything this month - didn't write anything this year - can't articulate words anymore - can only float and mournfully wail - were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 03/12/2024
If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
"Per my last email", hoe watch your tone, before it really be your LAST email.
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
dear god kendrick
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Wow…
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Marcin Krzyzanowski @krzyzanowskim.com · 03/12/2024
as a kid, i fixed my parent's computer. as an adult I fix my kids's computer. pretty sure we are the only gen that knows how computers work
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I feel like I'm still recovering from Thanksgiving and now I'm being forced to consider and plan for Christmas? Like, GIVE ME A BEAT HERE.
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
time to reverse the order
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
that $1 cup of vodka would become a TREACHEROUS problem in America
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Jodie 🇦🇺 @jodie.sheshed.rocks · 29/11/2024
When you’re young and you drop something, you just pick it up. When you’re older and you drop something, you stare at it for awhile wondering if you actually need it. 😂🤣😂
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I can imagine Jay strategically finding and carefully placing these real life leaves but also rotating the pie in a way that the disbursement of the pecans felt visually even. I know I'm right. I just know it. 😭
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Sassington, M.C. @misssassbox.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
those orange ass stickers do serious damage on the desirability factor on any item except for electronics. I will see my favorite baked good and see that sticker and be like NOPE, ITS OLD AND NO ONE WANTS IT EWW. 😂
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