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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her)

@misschia.bsky.social
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Not old, but definitely too old for this bullshit. Likes: Friendly Trees, Sculpture, Cozy Bonfires Dislikes: Late-stage Capitalism, Being trapped alone in endless mazes full of gray mist waiting to go insane

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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Support Women's Rights to Commit Women's Wrongs. #Feminism
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Dolphins are co-workers at best.” -My Spouse, in his infinite wisdom.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just noticed my In-Laws's fridge has a filtered water dispenser inside. I don't think they know.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gonna start a TikTok where I discuss findings from the Audit Letters published as part of each Federal Agency's Annual Financial Report like a conspiracy theorist.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Central America is more Mexico than not.” ~Somehow the end of a conversation that started with Sega Dreamcast rhythm games
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just described “Wassailing” as “Christmas-themed pub crawl”.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Benjamin Netanyahu are losers.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pennsylvania my Beloathed.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 20/06/2026
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 26/06/2026
HAPPY FRIDAY TO EVERYONE WHO HATES SLOP
STOP trying to make me consume A.I SLOP I like the Garbage i consume online to be made from the minds of neurodivergent shitposters
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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🌺Red Hibiscus🌺 @redhibiscus23.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Correct. Because the Epstein Files need to Epstein Files and more of the Epstein Files over the Epstein Files in the Epstein Files more often
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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“I hate the President. I hate his cabinet. I hate what RFK is doing. I hate Pete Hegseth. I hate all of this self dealers who are selling out the American experiment for some new version of aristocracy, but I blame the Republican Congress.” I hate them too….
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Coral City Camera @coralcitycamera.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Got the squid communication 🦑🦑🦑🦑 #caribbeanreefsquid #reefsquid #cephalopodsofcoralcity #squid #coralcitycamera
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Just saw what is quite possibly the dumbest article #Fortune has published in a while. Have you considered that, perhaps, #GenZ is working multiple part-time jobs because they need to to survive in this economy, and not because they want to?
The title of a news article from Fortune magazine that reads “Gen Z doesn't want your full-time job. They want several part-time roles, and it's reshaping the entire worldorce”
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Crab Cult rise up!
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 17/03/2026
Marylanders! the break the bonds campaign is seeking help with supporting a bill to divest our tax dollars from Israeli bonds You can submit testimony or show up to support the bill in Annapolis on Thursday More info: mdbtb.com
jvpbaltimore and 2 others
TAKE ACTION - DIVESTMENT
FROM ISRAEL
RALLY
3/19 10:30
LAWYER'S MALL ANNAPOLIS, MD
Urge Maryland lawmakers to pass HB1455 to divest our tax dollars from our state pension's system's Israeli bonds which directly fund apartheid and genocide.
Show your support for the bill by joining our rally and/or testifying in person or online. See this bill testimony guide:
Unable to attend?
See directions for submitting written testimony here:jvpbaltimore * LINKS IN BIO*
We have TWO huge opportunities this week to support the Maryland Break the Bonds campaign (https:// mdbtb.com), specifically by making your voice heard on House Bill 1455, the Israel Divestment Act being considered by the state's House Appropriations committee to address the $64M our state retirement funds have invested in Israel.
1) Tomorrow, on Tuesday, March 17th from 8am-6pm you can submit written testimony on the bill and/or sign-up to give verbal testimony at Thursday's hearing (which you can do in person or virtually). You can find all the details on how to do that, including a step by step guide to testifying and sample written testimony HERE: https:// docs.google.com/document/d/
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You don't have to write anything fancy, and you don't even actually have to upload testimony at all to make an impact if you're pressed for time, you can just create an account, find the bill, and mark yourself favorable! Again, see the guide linked above to get started.
2) Then on Thursday, March 19th we will be rallying in Annapolis in support of the bill along with a bunch of amazing partners at 10:30am, and then we're all going to pack the Appropriations hearing together at 1pm! If you can join us for some or all of the day, it would make a big difference! You can get more details and register here if you want to request a ride or offer a ride: https:// tinyurl.com/BTBMGA
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Pro Tip: #Grok is not a licensed medical professional and isn't bound by #HIPAA to maintain your privacy.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Counterpoint: Don’t upload your medical records to any LLM. That’s fucking insane.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Concept: A parody #AncientAliens show where, instead of conspiracy theory assholes running around the sites of ancient wonders spouting about how humans couldn't have possibly done any of this, they're in active construction zones and do it in front of the builders.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
In Minneapolis, far-right influencers posing as journalists are casting themselves as victims and labeling ICE-watch groups “terrorists.” Their big new evidence—“infiltrated” Signal chats—isn’t a secret, had no calls for violence and urged people to witness, not interfere. www.ms.now/news/minneap...
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In Minneapolis, far-right influencers frame ICE resistance as terrorism
As communities organize against Trump's federal crackdown, a network of pundits is building an "insurrectionist" narrative against them.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav... Fuck yeah, @neonhemlock.bsky.social back at it again with what will inevitably become a bunch of queue-jumpers for my TBR shelf.
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What Elegant Stars
Queer Tales of Impossible Style, a fashionable space opera anthology.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I just want to have the option to buy a #Subaru with a #Moonroof without being forced to also get #PushToStart ignition. I feel like this should not be such a big ask?
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
alright One Piece fans, looks like it’s the dawn of a new Golden Age of Piracy, I trust everyone knows what to do with repressive authoritarian governments
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Every time I hear or see a #LibertyMutual commercial with the #emu it makes me want to go out into the world, find a Liberty Mutual customer, and convince them to change to literally any other insurance company.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Maybe some context? My sibling has a manager who gave “the worst life advice once” so now he and his coworkers are “doomed to think about it every day”. So of course he dooms me too. The advice: Women can't sleep around because they're like cans. And it's impossible to clean a can. Can't be done.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Gonna be hosting these from now on.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Make the corals fuck for the good of the oceans.
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Diana Soreil @silencedrowns.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
this is very small potatoes but I once made a spirk joke around my mom, who was an early 70s sorority girl, and she went “oh EVERYONE knows they’re a couple” apparently her entire early 70s Los Angeles sorority watched Trek reruns and they all low key shipped Spirk???????
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 02/10/2025
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "motherfucker do I look okay?"
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
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🔞Riley (brb) @sunsetcritterz.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
putting this on your timeline again
Text over a sparkly flowery background which reads: “WE SUPPORT SLUTS AND WHORES ON THIS PAGE”.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 18/09/2025
A painting of a bird beside the text "our expectations for you were low, but holy fuck"
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Neon Genesis Evangeleon: Maybe the real Angels were the dead moms we found along the way.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
My favorite way to give my cats treats is to toss small handfulls of them like I'm scattering birdseed for pidgeons and watch them lose their minds accordingly.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
a white cat lies wearing a colorful clown hat with ruffled edges. the text over the image reads: “will you just let me be silly for a sec. there’s this dread so ancient in me”
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Birds who live in buildings with high, exposed ceilings ❤️
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Chairs too low; table too high. About to just crouch in my seat like a fucking goblin so I'm at a reasonable height.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Out and about. Switched my oversized plastic framed glasses out for wire frames. Forgot an extra-large case. 🙃🙃🙃
An oversized pair of glasses with a red patterned plastic frame sitting half in a glasses case that is too small for them.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Unsure if this will work, but... HEATHER/OTHER HEATHER at Once Upon A Con: We have your friend Heather/Other Heather's phone in the Marketplace here at DragonWire Jewelry!! #OnceUponACon #LostAndFound #Heather
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Good morning !
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Well, fuck. Nothing to do but dissociate for a few hours, I guess.
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Oaf of Rugged Collectivism Sean @spkorb.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Spock says: Those who receive the rewards are totally separated from those that shoulder the burdens.  It is not a wise leadership. From Star Trek TOS and Star Trek Without Context 2021
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Coughed too hard and pulled a muscle in my back for the crime of *squinting over the top of my glasses* “Surviving Past Your 20s”. #Aging #BackPain #ThisIsSuchBullshit #30+ #IcePackAndIbuprofen
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I have so many hilarious takes and so little working memory. Tragic for everyone here. #ADHD #Short-TermMemory #MemoryIssues #ManyThoughtsHeadEmpty
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Love it when trees do this. Just savin' a little drink for later.
A tree planted along a sidewalk. There are small puddles in the raised roots.
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Sam 🐈‍⬛ @sammakescoolstuff.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I love Neon Hemlock so much. I think I've backed every Novella series for three or four years now, and a few other collections besides, and it's an excellent decision every time.
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The Neon Hemlock Novella Series | Volume Six
Novellas and a short story collection from “the apex of queer speculative fiction publishing” —Publishers Weekly
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