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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her)

@misschia.bsky.social
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Not old, but definitely too old for this bullshit. Likes: Friendly Trees, Sculpture, Cozy Bonfires Dislikes: Late-stage Capitalism, Being trapped alone in endless mazes full of gray mist waiting to go insane

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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Support Women's Rights to Commit Women's Wrongs. #Feminism
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Dolphins are co-workers at best.” -My Spouse, in his infinite wisdom.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My evidence: 1) The Brita pitcher in the door that we have all been using. 2) The protective plastic peelies were still on it (until I got there).
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just noticed my In-Laws's fridge has a filtered water dispenser inside. I don't think they know.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Unrelated spelling gripe: Have become unreasonably angry in recent years about extra “-ough" in words starting with “th", i.e. “through”, “thorough”, “throughout”. Would much prefer “thru", “thoro”, and “thruout”, and do in casual use. Unfortunately cannot bring myself to change “thought” yet.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So every few years a brand new audit team comes in with a Super Thorough audit to Establish Dominance (aka they have to get familiar with the way the agency is supposed to operate so they can determine if it's Doing It Right, which involves asking the financial statement team A Lot Of Questions).
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Big 4 firms obviously have audit contracts with multiple agencies each at a time, but there are are plenty of other CPA firms that do it too, and they all change out every, like, 3-5 years.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh, yeah, by the way, the Federal Government is actually under constant audit by external auditors.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gonna start a TikTok where I discuss findings from the Audit Letters published as part of each Federal Agency's Annual Financial Report like a conspiracy theorist.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Central America is more Mexico than not.” ~Somehow the end of a conversation that started with Sega Dreamcast rhythm games
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just described “Wassailing” as “Christmas-themed pub crawl”.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Benjamin Netanyahu are losers.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pennsylvania my Beloathed.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Bro is living in his own genre.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Damnit, Luffy XD
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I believe her.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 20/06/2026
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 26/06/2026
HAPPY FRIDAY TO EVERYONE WHO HATES SLOP
STOP trying to make me consume A.I SLOP I like the Garbage i consume online to be made from the minds of neurodivergent shitposters
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Close-up of the margin of a medieval manuscript where a cat with a weirdly human-like face has caught a mouse.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Okay, but why does your Orange Floof look like he's living in the margins of a medieval manuscript in that second photo???
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
You did everything right and should be applauded for it.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Zoro constantly scowling at Sanji because of some fucked up type of cuteness agression lololol
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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🌺Red Hibiscus🌺 @redhibiscus23.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Correct. Because the Epstein Files need to Epstein Files and more of the Epstein Files over the Epstein Files in the Epstein Files more often
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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“I hate the President. I hate his cabinet. I hate what RFK is doing. I hate Pete Hegseth. I hate all of this self dealers who are selling out the American experiment for some new version of aristocracy, but I blame the Republican Congress.” I hate them too….
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Coral City Camera @coralcitycamera.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Got the squid communication 🦑🦑🦑🦑 #caribbeanreefsquid #reefsquid #cephalopodsofcoralcity #squid #coralcitycamera
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
No bet. They couldn't even properly redact the first round of files released.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Just saw what is quite possibly the dumbest article #Fortune has published in a while. Have you considered that, perhaps, #GenZ is working multiple part-time jobs because they need to to survive in this economy, and not because they want to?
The title of a news article from Fortune magazine that reads “Gen Z doesn't want your full-time job. They want several part-time roles, and it's reshaping the entire worldorce”
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Crab Cult rise up!
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 17/03/2026
Marylanders! the break the bonds campaign is seeking help with supporting a bill to divest our tax dollars from Israeli bonds You can submit testimony or show up to support the bill in Annapolis on Thursday More info: mdbtb.com
jvpbaltimore and 2 others
TAKE ACTION - DIVESTMENT
FROM ISRAEL
RALLY
3/19 10:30
LAWYER'S MALL ANNAPOLIS, MD
Urge Maryland lawmakers to pass HB1455 to divest our tax dollars from our state pension's system's Israeli bonds which directly fund apartheid and genocide.
Show your support for the bill by joining our rally and/or testifying in person or online. See this bill testimony guide:
Unable to attend?
See directions for submitting written testimony here:jvpbaltimore * LINKS IN BIO*
We have TWO huge opportunities this week to support the Maryland Break the Bonds campaign (https:// mdbtb.com), specifically by making your voice heard on House Bill 1455, the Israel Divestment Act being considered by the state's House Appropriations committee to address the $64M our state retirement funds have invested in Israel.
1) Tomorrow, on Tuesday, March 17th from 8am-6pm you can submit written testimony on the bill and/or sign-up to give verbal testimony at Thursday's hearing (which you can do in person or virtually). You can find all the details on how to do that, including a step by step guide to testifying and sample written testimony HERE: https:// docs.google.com/document/d/
1kDDyVeyPXIPZgtFjXXR921yrWJRKMWttlx3m1Man_sA/
edit?usp=drivesdk
You don't have to write anything fancy, and you don't even actually have to upload testimony at all to make an impact if you're pressed for time, you can just create an account, find the bill, and mark yourself favorable! Again, see the guide linked above to get started.
2) Then on Thursday, March 19th we will be rallying in Annapolis in support of the bill along with a bunch of amazing partners at 10:30am, and then we're all going to pack the Appropriations hearing together at 1pm! If you can join us for some or all of the day, it would make a big difference! You can get more details and register here if you want to request a ride or offer a ride: https:// tinyurl.com/BTBMGA
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Pro Tip: #Grok is not a licensed medical professional and isn't bound by #HIPAA to maintain your privacy.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Counterpoint: Don’t upload your medical records to any LLM. That’s fucking insane.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Concept: A parody #AncientAliens show where, instead of conspiracy theory assholes running around the sites of ancient wonders spouting about how humans couldn't have possibly done any of this, they're in active construction zones and do it in front of the builders.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Ah, yes. Nothing more calming than being told you can't leave until your heart rate goes down. 🙃
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
“High Strung” is just what I say because it makes doesn't garner the same baffled/concerned expressions, while still being true because it's just a fun, kind of old-fashioned (at this point) euphemism for “Generally Anxious”.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I had surgery recently and the nurse who took my pre-op vitals went “Oh wow! Your heart rate is really high!” when it was like 100bpm, and I was like “Haha yeah, I'm just a very high strung person, it's usually about 110”. Then I took deep breaths until it was 96. Blood pressure was great, tho!
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of spider-man fighting another spider-man in front of a nypd truck
Alt: a cartoon of spider-man and another spider-man pointing accusingly at each other in front of an nypd truck
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
My whole body and soul went “NOPE” at the thought.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
No worries! Sometimes it's nice to be reminded that people are still out there doing the very important scholarly work of Paying Attention to Cats.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Such beautiful layers!
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Might I interest you in the “Paws on Parchment” exhibit currently showing at The Walters Art Gallery in Baltimore for a few more weeks? thewalters.org/exhibitions/...
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Paws on Parchment
This paws-itively adorable exhibition explores how medieval people thought about, engaged with, and admired cats in books from the period.
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
In Minneapolis, far-right influencers posing as journalists are casting themselves as victims and labeling ICE-watch groups “terrorists.” Their big new evidence—“infiltrated” Signal chats—isn’t a secret, had no calls for violence and urged people to witness, not interfere. www.ms.now/news/minneap...
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In Minneapolis, far-right influencers frame ICE resistance as terrorism
As communities organize against Trump's federal crackdown, a network of pundits is building an "insurrectionist" narrative against them.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav... Fuck yeah, @neonhemlock.bsky.social back at it again with what will inevitably become a bunch of queue-jumpers for my TBR shelf.
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What Elegant Stars
Queer Tales of Impossible Style, a fashionable space opera anthology.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I just want to have the option to buy a #Subaru with a #Moonroof without being forced to also get #PushToStart ignition. I feel like this should not be such a big ask?
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
alright One Piece fans, looks like it’s the dawn of a new Golden Age of Piracy, I trust everyone knows what to do with repressive authoritarian governments
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Every time I hear or see a #LibertyMutual commercial with the #emu it makes me want to go out into the world, find a Liberty Mutual customer, and convince them to change to literally any other insurance company.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Also, comparing human beings to inanimate objects for the purpose of shaming them for behavior you personally don't like is, as always, gross.
On the left, a man labeled “My Manager” gesturing to a can of beans on the right labeled “A Can (Impossible To Clean)”
Bottom text reads “Is This A Woman?”
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Our Conclusion: This man has never seen a can before, nor cleaned anything. Because what is the fundamental difference between a cup and a can? Nothing is stopping you from drinking out of a can. Add a handle and boom! Mug. Showing him a bottle brush would probably blow his goddamn mind.
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Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her) @misschia.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Maybe some context? My sibling has a manager who gave “the worst life advice once” so now he and his coworkers are “doomed to think about it every day”. So of course he dooms me too. The advice: Women can't sleep around because they're like cans. And it's impossible to clean a can. Can't be done.
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