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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️

@mirandarosalise.bsky.social
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just Mira, please. She/her.

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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of the greatest mysteries of college football is the phenomenon of a struggling QB getting hit hard enough to have to go to the tent, but then he comes back out and looks like Drew Brees
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All time bit to have an extended segment on the radio issues with Trump in attendance and then immediately Fowler’s mic dies
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ah yes, the rare “Team wins the game despite never holding a lead during said game”. Vandy continues to set records.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i heard there was a secret clock / that the ref hid away in his sock
cornnation.com
The Big Ten’s Secret Magic Clock Bailed Out Michigan
Your best source for quality Nebraska Cornhuskers news, rumors, analysis, stats and scores from the fan perspective.
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don’t have any particular hate for Michigan or anything (I even usually prefer them over OSU), but what just transpired should be grounds for an investigation. Every single person involved in that decision should be fired.
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love it when normal people talk about cybersec incidents b/c they’re so incredulous at how the failures happen without realizing how normal it is for these mistakes to be dumb and stupid. “What do you MEAN they cant configure a sandbox” oh sweetie, you have no idea how bad it is, do you?
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi there. I know you read my profile every so often. I have some information I'd like to share with you and now feels like a good time. Below is an encrypted message. The password is the exact text of the last message you sent me on signal in march (all lowercase, no spaces, no punctuation).
bin.disroot.org
Disroot Bin - Encrypted pastebin by PrivateBin
Visit this link to see the note. Giving the URL to anyone allows them to access the note, too.
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The “I was a proud transgender CIA officer until Trump fired me” is basically like the exact kind of story that your cook up in a lab to piss me off, specifically. It’s like a zero-day exploit against my entire brain.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Utter nonsense, H2 hasn't been "successfully" trialled anywhere without very specialist equipment. Modifying an inefficient boiler to use a different fuel to burn is child's play and has been for decades. No where are you getting your mythical H2 supply from?
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
So Julio Rodríguez has been reposting TikToks from an anonymous account called “Pleno” for a bit here. Lots of people thought “Pleno” looked a lot like Julio himself. Tonight he confirmed it by introducing himself to the crowd as “DJ Pleno”. Said this is his debut as a DJ. Dudes rock.
tiktok.com
☮️✨🌧️🫀#pleno
TikTok video by Pleno 🕶️
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Day 59/82 Weather: Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg, and my arm, even my fingers Vibes: The body I’ve lost. The comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting. It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it too, don’t you? #mariners #seattle
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posts inspector @pippy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I need to take ownership of my mistakes. I used computer. I think this happened because I'm a normal person. I know I've disappointed many of my fans who only watch my videos between praying and feeding the hungry. I'm sorry for being such a piece of shit
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
yeah that checks out
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It’s also really stupid because answering “correctly” gets you into more trouble than just saying what you want to. If I don’t say I’m AFAB, insurance rejects care because that doesn’t match their records. Because insurance doesn’t code my gender according to ASAB; it just says I’m female.
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’ve got great news for you. Yes, you, the one reading this. You know the thing you’re really insufferable about? That thing no one brings up around you anymore because you make it exhausting? It turns out it’s working! You’ve made a difference just by being really annoying! Keep up the good work!
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Here’s how count binface can still win
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just working on a NLU module when you decide to spend the downtime reading the docs and you find a casual "the authors would like to thank the torment nexus for its generous support". (it's a stylometry-adjacent task, so it makes sense but... whew)
"This research is supported in part by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI), Intelligence Advanced Research Projects Activity (IARPA), via the HIATUS Program contract #2022-22072200005. The views and conclusions contained herein are those of the authors and should not be interpreted as necessarily representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of ODNI, IARPA, or the U.S. Government. The U.S. Government is authorized to reproduce and distribute reprints for governmental purposes notwithstanding any copyright annotation therein."
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Woke 2 is officially here
A notification from Uber: “Identify as a Senior”

“Choose to identify as Senior and decide if drivers can see it at pickup.”
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Someone just set off a firework in my neighborhood that sounded loud enough to be a bomb. It’s one week after the fourth.
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It turns out you can fix a lot by dancing in an art house theater to Talking Heads, actually.
youtu.be
Heaven (Live) (2023 Remaster)
YouTube video by Talking Heads - Topic
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Day 45/81 Weather: partly cloudy, 69 degrees #roofopen #nice Vibes: 9/10. The bad vibes of flagslop are cancelled out by the immaculate weather and an early BTA beating of Toronto The Canadian mind cannot comprehend the concept of loaded nachos. #Mariners #Seattle
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Day 43/81 Weather: Cloudy, 65 degrees. Roof was closed but now is open #roofclopen Vibes: 8/10. Nice weekday energy. 0/3 on the funko pop giveaway but I ain’t complaining. #Mariners #Seattle
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Day 42/81 Weather: Partly Cloudy, 66 degrees #roofopen Vibes: 9/10. Bryan Woo, flag patch finally on my jersey, and a win last night buoying our spirits. Also it’s Italianx pride night, really cool to see the Mariners supporting all the colors of the rainbow this pride month! #Mariners #Seattle
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
geopolitically significant screw job on Iran there.
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I need Trump handing Iran the cup at the end of it all. I need this more than life itself.
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Seattle Trans Pride
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
calls with recruiters tmrw for roles that actually look promising. you can tell it's trans pride week.
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I think it’s time to call it: the Rooting for Rob experiment has run its course. (Rob Refsnyder is officially the worst hitter ever in the Jerry Dipoto era). (min 100 PAs)
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Probably late to this party but wtf is this scorebug for the white Sox?
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Someone brought small children into a screening of “Backrooms”, and I don’t think they know what they’re getting into.
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Ain’t no kind of problem a nice beach trip can’t help with. Women? Baseball? Job? Whatever’s getting you down, just go somewhere nice and enjoy the moment. (This has been your mandatory Mira timeline cleanse)
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Reading about a trillionaire when I’ve been trying to get a job for going on years really has me in a fucking foul mood lol
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
[group chat titled "girls Lunch"] @estrogilf : eleven thirty girls what we getting @valerievalerate : wrap. im going wrap mode with chips @ittybittypeepeecomittee : slice pizza Aaron of Bluesky Trust And Safety: how far i gotta scroll for the selfies lmao
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emil @emil.nexus · 28/03/2026
5-Year-Old Kojima Tweeting: 10:57: Just Ate "Twix Snickerdoodle". Wow! I enjoyed the subversion of the 'Cookie Element', and the lingering sweet flavor. This dessert makes one question what the nature of COOKIE and CANDY truly is. It is a rare "treat" for fans of the genre.👍 18:32: Ate "Broccoli".
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
damn I wish I was a knicks fan rn
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I need a picture in picture just trained on Larry David 24/7. If there’s a game 6, he needs to join the broadcast crew
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
What I’ll say about this is: the referendum on Zohran is where most will go, and he deserves every bit of the excoriation that’s coming. However, I read this story as saying something more about the structural limitations of bourgeois democracy as a tool for progressive social change.
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Chiropteryx 🦇🦴 @chiropteryx.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
As if all the Kalshi/Polymarket stuff wasn’t already enough, it seems that Trump wanted to also try his hands on messing with sports. Specifically, juicing the “no” on “knicks in 4”. www.cbsnews.com/news/securit...
cbsnews.com
Heightened security for Trump attending NBA Finals includes ban on all bags at Madison Square Garden
As President Trump prepares to watch the New York Knicks take on the San Antonio Spurs at Madison Square Garden, officials are planning for a heightened security posture, sources said.
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Day 35/81 Weather: cloudy, drizzling #RoofClosing Vibes: 8/10. Would be a 9 but I have yet to get a chance to meet the Mets. Guess I’ll have to go to New York some time. #Mariners #Seattle
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Rejected again, from a position that I am literally perfectly qualified for. “The team was really impressed by your project submission, but when pressed, the technical depth wasn’t there”. Either I’m not good enough, or being good enough isn’t enough. Both are hard to sit with. On to the next one
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
1) free healthcare 2) ending support for the apartheid state 3) wealth tax 4) land/housing reform 5) getting people to stop spending money on an annoying newspaper
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Well the #mariners did go out of their way to show a gay engagement and kiss on camera so I guess I’ll let them off the hook for another year.
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Normally a #mariners player (usually a big one too) takes the ceremonial first pitch, but when a trans guy came out to give the first pitch today, they sent out the assistant pitching coach to catch it 🤔🤔🤔
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @mirandarosalise.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Day 33/81 Here and ready to “meet the Mets”. The Mets have yet to show up. I am told that this is common. Sometimes, even, “they don’t show up at all”. Weather: 74 degrees, clear. #RoofOpen Vibes: 9/10. We are so back. #mariners #seattle
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Through 36 games, Our Close Personal Friend Rob Refsnyder has bravely fought for 9 hits, and will need 13 hits in 13 games to tie AJ Pollock… In these unprecedented times it’s more important than ever to #Root4Rob! They let Rob get hot!!! We believe in Rob!!! Rob Will Do It!!!
R.O.B. 

Really
Outstanding 
Batter
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