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Siddhant Adlakha @siddhantadlakha.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
David Lynch was a man of mystery. I’ve seen Mulholland Dr. a dozen times and I still can’t figure out who’s the doctor
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 23/12/2024
Gone are the days of earnest “Coexist” or “This car climbed Mt. Washington” bumper stickers. Now they are dipped in irony with a healthy dose of absurdity.
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Were Bumper Stickers Always This Kooky?
Gone are the days of “Coexist” or “This car climbed Mt. Washington.” Bumper stickers have lately gotten a lot weirder, and much more niche.
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 05/12/2024
però quants idiomes parla
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Socialisme i turismofòbia @dancscatalans.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Viquipèdia 2️⃣5️⃣ @viquipedia.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
«Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo» és una frase gramaticalment vàlida en anglés. La seua traducció al valencià és: «Els bisons de Buffalo, intimidats per bisons de Buffalo, intimiden els bisons de Buffalo». #viquiPQC⁉️💢 ca.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo...
Arbre sintàctic de l'oració esmentada.

PN = nom propi
N = nom substantiu
V = verb
NP = sintagma nominal
RC = proposició relativa
VP = sintagma verbal
S = frase

Johndburger / King of Hearts (Wikimedia Commons, domini públic)
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 23/11/2024
a l'ajuntament de bochum tenen un paternoster....... hot
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 23/11/2024
periodisme de qualitat theguardian.com/world/2024/n...
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Banana-phobe Swedish minister’s staff insisted on ‘no traces in the room’ | Sweden | The Guardian
Colleagues speak up in Paulina Brandberg’s support after leaked emails reveal efforts to spare her from the fruit
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 22/11/2024
estic fart d tota la música recomaneu-me algo
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 22/11/2024
avui a sopar amb el alcalde
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pipa @pipa417.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 21/11/2024
a dinar
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A. @canariodeciudad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Twitter es un pozo de nazis pero esto es Sumar state of mind totalmente
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 19/11/2024
we’ve taken your feedback and updated the chart
the same chart as quoted but the ranges are (left to right)

730 pm missionary with the lights off once a month 

snuff girls 

armpit freaks 

feet guys
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Aurélia DuBois @sombrajunguiana.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
necesito ayuda! ❤️🫂 estoy tratando de rastrear la figura del "o abafador", unos ángeles de la muerte en zonas rurales gallegas y portuguesas que acababan con el sufrimiento de los enfermos terminales mediante la asfixia.... pero no encuentro nada, me ayudáis compartiendo esto?
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 19/11/2024
cercles verds
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a man is standing in front of a crowd of people holding a glass of beer .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a crowd of people holding a glass of beer .
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MNoirof @mnoirof.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
ÚLTIMA HORA | La brisa matutina acaricia los trigales dorados por el sol. Chirrían los grillos, se deslizan las sierpes, se estremece el indomable espíritu humano ante el fino mecanismo y dice "hay un cosmos"
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 18/11/2024
ser estudiant d'Erasmus hauria d'estar penat per llei
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 18/11/2024
en un flicsbus accidentat a l'autopista 448 d'alemanya
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pedr0pdf.bsky.social @pedr0pdf.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
la foto la sacó Xop :333
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 17/11/2024
el discover de la app aquesta d merda només em surten marietes sense samarreta em fareu desinstal·lar
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 16/11/2024
algo q fer/mirar a un bus de 3h30m?
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Jan Ot ( 咖啡发烧友 ) @tipuscontractil.cat · 15/11/2024
He fet un amic al bus!
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 15/11/2024
jo me'n vaig a rotterdam, voleu algo?
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 15/11/2024
bon dia, altre cop aqui youtu.be/bmDGstlhOgE
youtu.be
Amanece que no es poco. "Las ingles"(completa)-J.Luis Cuerda
YouTube video by ubikdosmil
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 15/11/2024
bon dia
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Chris Brooke @chrisbrooke.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
This was Austrian Airlines' final post over on the Twitter.
Austrian Airlines' farewell to the Twitter.
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guillermino @guillermo.xop.cat · 14/11/2024
miquel esmoiet
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 14/11/2024
viatge en tren dublin-cork bukejat
media.tenor.com
a group of people are gathered in front of a building that says star on it
ALT: a group of people are gathered in front of a building that says star on it
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 14/11/2024
xopistes...
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 14/11/2024
Breaking News: The Onion, the satirical publication, said it won a bankruptcy auction to buy Infowars, a website run by the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.
nytimes.com
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 14/11/2024
oomf
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
We found Windows OS chips at the grocery store
A bag of “windows” branded potato chips with a windows icon on it
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 14/11/2024
björk silenci txarnega però al bluski
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 14/11/2024
@pedr0pdf.bsky.social jooliana canet???
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Weird obsession with Barron Trump is the funniest thing about the maga movement. They literally just like him because he kinda serves Antichrist and I find this relatable
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onion person @junlper.beer · 31/10/2024
it’s awesome that about half of americans have become this lady
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 31/08/2024
Uma mulher passeia com seu cachorro, chamado Mistetas. Durante o passeio, o cachorro foge e se perde. A mulher o procura sem sorte até encontrar um policial. "Desculpe-me, policial, o senhor viu o Mistetas?", pergunta a mulher. Ao que o policial responde: "não, mas gostaria de vê-los".
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 12/06/2024
bon dia esmoietistes
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
well FINALLY
Mario Kart 9 in active development, will feature a "new twist" - anal...
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miquel @miquel.xop.cat · 23/10/2023
bon dia catalunya
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nancy @handle.invalid · 22/09/2023
waiter! waiter! more twinks please!
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Three stages of eepy. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1912.
Grainy black and white photo of three fluffy white kittens lying in a row. The one on the left is sound asleep, the one in the middle is falling asleep, and the one on the right is wide awake.
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nancy @handle.invalid · 01/09/2023
turn off the national anthem and turn on the gay nightcore
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fran *:・゚✧* @carolinadurante.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
gatitos
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
I think about this every year
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
incredible. there are no chickens alive who remember 9/11
WaPo instagram post about the worlds oldest chicken, Peanut, who is 21
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
ok this is gonna be tough
underground subway platform, signs reading "TRAIN WON'T STOP"
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 03/09/2023
Godot to arrive “any day now” promises Elon Musk
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