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Douglas Long

@minimillian.bsky.social
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Staff Scientist @ STScI All posts are my own. (Seriously, who else would want to take credit for this nonsense?) ORCID: orcid.org/0000-0002-2508-9211

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Douglas Long @minimillian.bsky.social · 16h
In case anyone has missed the news about tonight’s JWST proposal deadline: September 30, 2026 The APT server experienced technical issues at 7:45 pm ET on September 30. Accordingly, the deadline is extended to 5 pm Eastern Time, October 1, 2026 🔭
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Infinite personalized music” was already solved, it’s called learning to play an instrument
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026
I don't know, maybe all those non-"straight white dude" people won their awards because their books were actually really fucking good, how about that as a hypothesis
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Douglas Long @minimillian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More accurate than anything I’ve read in the New York Times lately.
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Artificial Intelligence, Quote Unquote - Penny Arcade
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
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The Japan Times @japantimes.co.jp · 15/09/2026
In Japan, a radical feminist theater troupe is turning Gothic Lolita fashion into a form of protest, using frills, fury and stories of sexual violence to challenge misogyny. 👉 ebx.sh/U1KryA
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Space Telescope Science Institute @stsci.edu · 15/09/2026
#NASARoman activated the Wide Field Instrument—a 300-megapixel infrared camera that will allow it to explore wide swaths of the cosmos quickly. This test image captures the very first photons of starlight to reach the instrument—taken as an initial performance assessment: go.nasa.gov/4rg4qEc
At the top, a grid of 21 panels shows a series of blue images with tiny neon green and yellow circles. A larger image highlights a section of the grid with circular patterns, and an inset presents a detailed star-like diffraction pattern. The colors consist of blue, green, and yellow.
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Douglas Long @minimillian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Woohoo!
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Douglas Long @minimillian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
After this week I NEEDED this new Interpol album
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This Mirror Weighs a Ton by Interpol on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 5:12
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The RedDot @thereddot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fucking hell part 2
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 25/08/2026
donating to the Imagination Library made me feel just a little bit better imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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JWST Observer @jwstobserver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The new NIRSpec BOTS multistripe readout capability improves the bright limits for #JWST time-series observations. Read more: ow.ly/zAeX50ZBr5o
Line drawing of JWST on a background of the Tarantula Nebula observed by JWST using MIRI
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Douglas Long @minimillian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A New mRNA Vaccine Could Prevent Melanoma From Returning www.nytimes.com/2026/08/19/s...
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Moderna, Merck Say mRNA Vaccine Prevents Melanoma From Returning (Gift Article)
Moderna and Merck say the experimental vaccine prevented the return and spread of the cancer in high-risk melanoma patients.
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Douglas Long @minimillian.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Gif you mental health
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Jake Rudh @jakerudh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Douglas Long @minimillian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This seems to sum up all of this insanity
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Leah Von Noire @leahvonnoire.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
❣️❣️
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Heretek @heretek.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I want the Machine Learning tool that can spot cancer cells through pattern recognition. I do not want the Copyright Infringer 9000 that generates CSAM.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It’s really something how people get up in arms about accessibility and equity when the thing in question is pervert glasses or Dark Clippy. I don’t see you folks showing up when Ticketmaster says there’s no way a wheelchair user can come to concerts or that sign language is “too distracting”.
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I actually think the trillionaire saying his AI tool will remake a movie without the Black and trans actors in it should be a bigger story because it’s a perfect example of why the ruling class wants AI to succeed: so they can remake reality without those they deem undesirable - every nazi’s dream.
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Douglas Long @minimillian.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I just read (and reread to make sure I wasn’t misreading) an article repeatedly identifying Jamaica and Japan(!) as parts of “The Global South”. Did the magnetic pole flip?
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Deborah Blum @deborahb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This, from food safety attorney Bill Marler, is so much better than anything I've seen from the FDA.
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Taylor Farms Posted Its Own Recall. It Went to 27 States, Not 5 — and the List Includes Bags Sold in Grocery Stores.
Taylor Farms has posted a recall notice on its own website. As of this morning it is still not on FDA's recalls page, which means the only
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 11/07/2026
How two punk icons are giving the Cramps a second life
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How two punk icons are giving the Cramps a second life
“If you lose culture," Henry Rollins explains, "the society dies.”
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Space Telescope Science Institute @stsci.edu · 09/07/2026
NEWS: Can rocky exoplanets hold an atmosphere? A major milestone brings us closer to answering that question. The Rocky Worlds DDT team has completed its first coordinated #NASAWebb and Hubble observations: news.stsci.edu/4v80qpM 🔭 🧪
Artist’s concept of a star and planet. The star takes up the majority of the illustration. It is reddish orange with many flares, and the surface resembles lava. The planet appears as a small, dark grey silhouette passing in front of the top left side of the star. The words “Artist’s Concept” appear at the bottom right of the illustration.
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Douglas Long @minimillian.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Tomorrow is July 1, and I want to thank all of my South American coworkers who taught me about Julio memes a few years ago.
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¡Arranca julio! Y los memes virales de Julio Iglesias regresan… en modo Mundial 2026
Cada inicio de julio, las redes sociales vuelven a llenarse de los tradicionales memes de Julio Iglesias, una costumbre digital que ya forma parte del humor en internet y que se repite año tras año si...
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Douglas Long @minimillian.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
AI knows me not. (It’s a pretty common name)
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Douglas Long @minimillian.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“Rogers is no longer afraid that the Canadian government and the Canadian people would reject this as a mass cultural massacre” Prove them wrong. 🇨🇦
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Shannon Stirone @shannonstirone.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I wish as a society we didn’t long for power, & instead aimed to be decent people who care for each other and our world. It’s alluring to see all that money, to be sold the sci fi dreams of our childhoods, the escape, the adventure. Only the worst kind of people use our dreams against us.
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Shashank Dholakia @astroshashank.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Thread on our new paper on arxiv today! We stumbled across a weird sinusoidal systematic that we think appears in every observation from the NIRISS instrument on JWST. We derive a correction and see how much it impacts exoplanet spectra. (1/N) #astro #exoplanets 🔭🧪 arxiv.org/abs/2606.11983
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Calibration of an Analog-to-Digital Conversion Nonlinearity in JWST/NIRISS
We quantify an unusual flux-dependent systematic which is periodic in raw counts in flight data from the James Webb Space Telescope's Near Infrared Imager and Slitless Spectrograph (JWST/NIRISS), used...
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JWST Observer @jwstobserver.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Join us on June 25th for JWebbinar 49 - Hands-on Session for Custom #JWST WCS Alignment with JHAT. We'll provide an overview of the JWST/HST Alignment Tool (JHAT): ow.ly/wytP50Z9vIy
JWebbinar promotional image
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“Perps name is Donny T, goes by John Barron on the dark web. Real sex pervert, walks in on underage girls, sticks his hands in privates, total groper. My source says he hangs out at MSG.”
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Ice T as Sergeant Tutuola's Doubting Glare
ALT: Ice T as Sergeant Tutuola's Doubting Glare
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Douglas Long @minimillian.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Never stop fighting Fascism
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First Wave at Omaha Beach
An account of the “epic human tragedy” that unfolded when Allied troops landed on the shores of Normandy on D-Day
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Douglas Long @minimillian.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’m always fascinated by forgotten pasts.
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SuperNinfriendo 🎀 (Top 10) @superninfriendo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜
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Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN) @autisticadvocacy.org · 31/05/2026
This month has been challenging, but we have continued to fight back against attacks on our communities, our rights, and our futures. See what we’ve been up to this month and how you can get involved. autisticadvocacy.org/2026/05/asan...
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Douglas Long @minimillian.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
believe in telling the truth
The original starship Enterprise flying over a planet with a moon in the background. Yellow text says “Star Wars is Better”
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/05/2026
As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE.
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Douglas Long @minimillian.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Take the challenge - If you dare! #astro #exoplanets
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Rocky Worlds DDT Data Challenge Is Now Open
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 16/05/2026
As Baldur Bjarnason writes, under Trump, America "first turned on their trading partners, then their allies in Europe, and then they delivered one of this century’s biggest economic and energy crises to their allies in Asia": www.baldurbjarnason.com/2026/the-old... 9/
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The old world of tech is dying and the new cannot be born
Writing at the end of the world, from Hveragerði, Iceland
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Matt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Kinda funny that they turned a color photograph into black-and-white for this.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I was forced to the back of the bus. This ain't theoretical for me. I lived this shit.
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Black.Metronome 🇧🇧 🇧🇲 @blackmetronome.blacksky.app · 01/05/2026
It's so weird to grow up in the 80s and 90s, where we were taught unequivocally that all Nazis should get the rope, to be alive now where people try to pretend that that shit is a normal phase for men. Or that a nazi is someone with merely a different opinion. No the fuck it isn't!!!!
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Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN) @autisticadvocacy.org · 30/04/2026
Autism Acceptance Month is coming to an end, but our fight continues. Your support empowers self-advocates: autisticadvocacy.org/donate/
Rainbow colored watercolor background. Text reads: There’s still time! Today is the last day of Autism Acceptance Month. If you want to support the Autistic Self Advocacy Network — an organization run by and for autistics — this Autism Acceptance Month, you can still donate today! autisticadvocacy.org/donate Thank you to everyone who has supported in any way this month, we appreciate all of you! At the bottom, there’s the ASAN 20th anniversary logo and the ASAN logo. Rainbow colored watercolor background. Text at the top reads: Support ASAN beyond Autism Acceptance Month! There are colored boxes with text in them including: Donate to ASAN! autisticadvocacy.org/donate, Become a member! autisticadvocacy.org/join, Buy ASAN merch! autisticadvocacy.threadless.com, Subscribe to our newsletter! autisticadvocacy.org/get-involved/newsletter/ and Share this post! At the bottom, there’s the ASAN 20th anniversary logo and the ASAN logo.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
unrelenting
Episode IV 
IT WAS ALL SO STUPID
Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was.
Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff, by the absolute worst people., And what made it worse was knowing that we'd brought this on ourselves.
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Space Telescope Science Institute @stsci.edu · 24/04/2026
Well, isn’t this a sight for sore eyes! 😍 Our beloved Hubble appears in this amazing image from one of Vantor's WorldView Legion satellites. It was 36 years ago today that Hubble was launched in the bay of the Space Shuttle Discovery from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center. Credit: Vantor.
A detailed image of the Hubble Space Telescope floating in space, showing its solar panels and cylindrical body in space.
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NASAWATCH @nasawatch.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Over 100 Former NASA Astronauts Launch “Astronauts For America” to Uphold the Constitution nasawatch.com/activism/ove... #NASA
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Over 100 Former NASA Astronauts Launch “Astronauts For America” to Uphold the Constitution
Over 100 Former NASA Astronauts Launch “Astronauts For America” to Uphold the Constitution
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Dr. Jessie Christiansen @aussiastronomer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Hegseth on dropping the flu vaccine reqt for the military: We will not force you to take it, “because your body, your faith and your convictions are not negotiable.” OH REALLY? Replace ‘flu vaccine’ with ‘abortion’ and we’ll see how ‘negotiable’ my body, faith, and convictions are.
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Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If one more app that I have been successfully using with no major complaints for at least a decade incorporates AI I will lose my shit
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