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mimp

@mimp.bsky.social
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widely reviled magic player, goth, californian she/her it/its

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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
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Kye // Kylerfunk @kye.bsky.to · 21/07/2026
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bell curve graph correlating how much i look like a corpse and how well i'm doing emotionally
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no makeup on but i gotta leave for canlander weeklies in an hour do i protect my reputation for playing magic well or my reputation for serving cunt
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i wish i could be a haunt actor but not the kind that chases and scares you i want to be a ghost who is sad and mopes
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you can follow up basically any task you were just doing with "and boy are my arms tired" it doesn't have to just be ones that make sense
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
do you think marit lage would let me hit
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
first look at blue yoda
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ok 16 year old me you kind of cooked with this one
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Ben Fleuter @benfleuter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wiccanery - a short comic about a witch and a vampire.
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 17/09/2026
I post to express myself, dude. (all my posts are like "I'm dying and I'm in hell")
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
why didnt that one author just say it was the nuanced of times was he stupid
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
once again the right has ruined something really cool by coopting it (dwelling underground and eating people)
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i am unfortunately quite handsome
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a lot of rock bands make the crucial mistake of not putting pipe organ in their music for some reason
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i am straight up so bad at making rpg character playlists unless the assignment calls for some halloween bullshit
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Tom BPM @Metaphor Chicago/GATEway Fate @bearpigman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hours
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perdon es paraguayo el celular @pudimon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
pois então
caixa de card game super trunfo AVES
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Deep-Cavern Bat Proxy
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
quirky gay people who say "oh my gods" is one of those things where i don't have a justification for it annoying the fuck out of me but it super does
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Sachiko S. @sachiko2s.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🦇•••
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mega Wild Nacatl ex
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
he has a sort of beautiful princessly quality about him
Matthew Carl Lucian of Suspiria
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hello recently out trans girl who has started wearing black lipstick and clothes they bought from killstar. i am here to support you and also to lock you in this car with me so we can listen to Rise (1993) by the band Nosferatu on repeat. please do not resist
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Sataen @sataen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
bat dance 🦇
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
is there a word for things that aren't intentional dogwhistles but betray that the person saying them is really annoying? like how there's nothing inherently conservative about stuff like using wojaks or saying copium but almost everyone does is really grating to interact with
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Explosive Dog
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
One time corporate found my NSFW alt and I had to get a stern talking to in the room right across from the Department of Scientific Bestiality Research.
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Sword Liv-sbian @oblivias.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I was inspired by @lovethrupoke.bsky.social's BIG trans spider woman and got a silly idea
a comic page of venom accosting spider woman and being baffled by how she's now bigger than them after transitioninga follow up comic page of venom accosting spider woman and lying about making themselves taller before spontaneously sprouting breasts, at which point eddie and venom get into an argument while spider woman sneaks away
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KooTheBird @koothebird.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Watching defunctland and saw this among us bunnygirl with a massive rack
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👁️Leovincible🩻 @leovincible.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Leave your world, free your spirit.
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
go go gadget 5 hours of sleep
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sleepiest queer in vol'dun 🦊💤 @shugowah.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
commands for gamers
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🔞 Rubber Highwire @rubberhighwire.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
ryu secrets those fireballs he throws from a specialized gland in his wrist like spider man
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I hate it when they call me a biter. I have a vast and rich interior life. I am not defined by my biting
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
do not the smol uwu bean 🥺
incredibly silly digital doodle of a weevil with giant crying emoji eyes and a puddle of tears underneath
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the way a lot of goths complain about sex workers and not the men who objectify goth women is really embarrassing
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 31/07/2026
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the hunter listening to blood-starved beats to study and relax to
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Loogi 🦆 @theluigiguy.live · 30/07/2026
static.klipy.com
lightning bolting
ALT: lightning bolting
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
why did you transition? right answers only realized i was allowed to
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
whoever bought all the copies of indicate off of cardkingdom youve made an enemy for life
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
mimp
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Flicky @flickybirb.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i present to you my latest Concoction: QUEEN'S BATTERY ACID • 1 bottle Sour Skittles drink • As many shots of Crystal Skull vodka as you want (I go with 2 or 3) is it strong? YES is it good? NO would i recommend it? FUCK NO
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Qewie🥝 @qqqewie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Perona👅
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
it's dire
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
the awesome thing about being a collectible cardboard pervert who never actually plays the game is that i got invited to a commander thing and it took me less time to put together a mostly blinged out deck than it did to scrounge up all the right tokens for it
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tillie (3/3 slots taken) @sillypuppy200.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
thump
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