Reposted by mimpAnts Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer" 1239371532
mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026bell curve graph correlating how much i look like a corpse and how well i'm doing emotionally 021
mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it would be a betrayal of WB players everywhere if i didn't look like i belonged at the club 020
mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026no makeup on but i gotta leave for canlander weeklies in an hour do i protect my reputation for playing magic well or my reputation for serving cunt 230
mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i wish i could be a haunt actor but not the kind that chases and scares you i want to be a ghost who is sad and mopes 040
mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026you can follow up basically any task you were just doing with "and boy are my arms tired" it doesn't have to just be ones that make sense 030
Reposted by mimpDisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026first look at blue yoda 71092309
Reposted by mimpBen Fleuter @benfleuter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Wiccanery - a short comic about a witch and a vampire. 4139361345
Reposted by mimpSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 17/09/2026I post to express myself, dude. (all my posts are like "I'm dying and I'm in hell") 18227
mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026why didnt that one author just say it was the nuanced of times was he stupid 040
mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026once again the right has ruined something really cool by coopting it (dwelling underground and eating people) 030
mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026a lot of rock bands make the crucial mistake of not putting pipe organ in their music for some reason 040
mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026sorry i wasn't really a person until recently i didn't take the time to get into music as a child. your options are goth club or music my parents liked 070
mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i am straight up so bad at making rpg character playlists unless the assignment calls for some halloween bullshit 161
mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026quirky gay people who say "oh my gods" is one of those things where i don't have a justification for it annoying the fuck out of me but it super does 030
mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i'm whatever the opposite of a gatekeeper is. on god i will make you as annoying as i am 070
mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026hello recently out trans girl who has started wearing black lipstick and clothes they bought from killstar. i am here to support you and also to lock you in this car with me so we can listen to Rise (1993) by the band Nosferatu on repeat. please do not resist 170
mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026*visibly white knuckling my chair* th-thats great. leaf,. :) my friend :)) 030
mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026to be fair anyone who describes themself as avenging something will probably be a little overzealous about how much avenge they are doing 070
mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"being the kind of guy actual reactionaries are banking on being mistaken for" 130
mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026is there a word for things that aren't intentional dogwhistles but betray that the person saying them is really annoying? like how there's nothing inherently conservative about stuff like using wojaks or saying copium but almost everyone does is really grating to interact with 140
Reposted by mimpShinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 19/08/2026One time corporate found my NSFW alt and I had to get a stern talking to in the room right across from the Department of Scientific Bestiality Research. 2502164
Reposted by mimpSword Liv-sbian @oblivias.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I was inspired by @lovethrupoke.bsky.social's BIG trans spider woman and got a silly idea 5149321344
