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Executive Functional Programmer VP of Engineering / Div. Engineering Lead @ Yet Analytics / TDA in #Baltimore Opinions are my own and they keep me warm

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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 12h
(now up a tree)
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 12h
there's one in a bunch of xfiles episodes I always think of, but this was from the 1st episode of devs!
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 30/09/2026
I’ll be damned if I don’t love a soundtrack with a lonely haunting trumpet
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 30/09/2026
BORG but it’s colonoscopy prep
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 30/09/2026
economic indicator: storage units feel a lot more like coworking spaces now
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 29/09/2026
I’ve been, it’s lovely
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 29/09/2026
enshittification
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 29/09/2026
they don’t put the good spider eggs in the zyns anymore
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 29/09/2026
awwww snap hi frielf!
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Project Salt Box @projectsaltbox.com · 29/09/2026
If you're a staff writer who needs to wait until a contract is public record to report on it, here you go. Robot dogs sold for $1.3 million to RADeCO of Connecticut, as we reported yesterday — now available on USA Spending. www.usaspending.gov/award/CONT_A...
Promotional photo of the Boston Dynamics/RADeCO Cerberus Spot quadruped robot, better known as a "robot dog."
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 29/09/2026
praise the bath!
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 28/09/2026
@pigeonaire.bsky.social just made this raucous tomato pie
A slice of tomato pie with some. Green beans on the side
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 27/09/2026
free play btw, you’d have to be a millionaire to actually afford this thing
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 27/09/2026
played this yesterday, wow. it blows air on you lol
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 26/09/2026
fair
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 26/09/2026
stop saying space baby
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 26/09/2026
Dr Goin Throot MD
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Pigeonaire @pigeonaire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So at this point we need to name her, our porch spider is family now. So we need suggestions, please sound off! I don’t want to go with just Shelob, I want to do better.
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 23/09/2026
finally hoodie time here
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 23/09/2026
web developer update
A spider in a web in front of a wooden porch
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 22/09/2026
time to tap the sign www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/dish...
foodnetwork.com
Dishwasher Salmon with a Piquant Dill Sauce
Get Dishwasher Salmon with a Piquant Dill Sauce Recipe from Food Network
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 22/09/2026
science-based ofc
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 22/09/2026
there has never been a truly crab-oriented mmo
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 22/09/2026
I have become aware of a good all-you-can-eat buffet near my location. I am excited, but I also think back to the time my father was once told “that’s it, that’s all you can eat.” in texas
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 22/09/2026
all hail the new brain
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 21/09/2026
relaxing in my nutrient filled posting tank
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 21/09/2026
aww thanks!
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 21/09/2026
tysm!!!
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 21/09/2026
ty gentle gupp
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 21/09/2026
courtly self-love
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 21/09/2026
thank you we chitin
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 21/09/2026
thank you it has been!
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 21/09/2026
bivalve birthday boy 🦪🥳
milt making a YouTube thumbnail face holding an oyster shooter behind a seafood tower containing oysters, clams lobster and shrimp
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 21/09/2026
this bothers me so much idk why I care but damn
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 21/09/2026
my skeletons: he doesn’t have this. we do
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 21/09/2026
thought you rode lobsters up there. every day I’m on the crab cab
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 21/09/2026
MASSIVE BIRD SURGE
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 20/09/2026
one of the saints has big head?!?
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 20/09/2026
this is the optimal time to eat that little guy, just sayin
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 20/09/2026
he wants a bite of my birthday cheeseburger so he puts one paw on my bestocked sock and makes this face
A Siamese cat placing one paw on a bestocked socked foot
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 20/09/2026
baltimore has two home games today. please reach out if you need someone to talk to 🫂
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 20/09/2026
commercials on philo are wild. first it was 2 minutes of a repeating rofo commercial (admittedly, delicious) and now it’s one for a software company with insane skits and an honest to god jingle at the end
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 19/09/2026
yesssssss
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Welsh Fairy Bot 🧚 @welshfairybot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
After that he took a great black book and lit a candle and stepped into one of the circles.
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 19/09/2026
capping off vacation with some shellebration
A table with steamed crabs, shrimp, fries and hush puppies
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 19/09/2026
eyestalker: shadow of crabnobyl
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026
nature will reward your respect and reverence with great wonders except in certain circumstances where it just kills you instantly at random thus inspiring respect and reverence in others
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026
beach crow
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
walt disney, corpse emperor of the imperium, consumes the souls of 1,000 disney adults a day sitting atop his golden throne
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026
due to media consolidation, on long enough timeline this will probably happen unfortunately
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